Welcome one and all to the 44th segment of Keeping up with the Mountbatten-Windsor’s or as we like to call them, that pair of what Freda says!
I’d like to thank @TC14 for thinking up our thread title and also @Scotch Mist for tidying it up. Lastly I’d like to thank all the readers for voting once again. We couldn’t do this tit without you so socially distanced hugs all round.
So! For thoselazy cunts who didn’t read the last thread here is a recap.
The first big news came that there were rumours of a reality show in the works.Harry & Meghan would be followed by cameras for 3 months as they she did their charity gigs and gurning on cue with some other non-disclosed tit thrown in for filler. Of course, the Harkles then had to deny it was true. Let’s face it, it would have been a ratings disaster anyway! 
Harry, the bleep, decided to preach to us about diversity and how it was lacking from our lives. He said if you walked the streets of London (only the most multicultural diverse city on the whole bleeping planet) you would find it not as diverse as claimed. How the duck would the pompous privileged bleep know that then? He also claimed that if you went shopping for dolls there were only white ones available. No other colours. That explains why Archiedoll is so pale then!
The Sussex Squad called Sir David Attenborough a fossil. How bleeping rude is that?
(Checks notes) sorry, sorry I meant fossil thief! That quickly lost traction as:...........
Smeggie lost in court again! The MoS will be able to use Finding Freebies as part of their defence. Here’s hoping that Plastic Pratface gets gets called to the stand. We consulted with “Shaman Sharon” of the local rag and she claimed all she could see in his future was a large set of bus tyres!
There’s more! Some alleged “historian” wrote the most surgery book e v e r!!!!. It’s full of all sorts of made up bollocks and has been widely condemned as contemptible bullshit. Turns out this guy is a bigger arse licker than Scoobie. Smeggie is going to have to get the special lube out if she is going to fit his head up her arse along with the plastic one!
I wonder if “Hash Harry” will catch on. Nah it just doesn’t roll off the tongue like “Harry the Traitorous bleep” does.
Special shout-out to @Momof5intheStates who’s hurricane dodging again & to all those currently awol. Come back soon you fuckers. We miss you. 
Had enough yet? Ok ok, in the words of the SAS (I read it in a book Guv so it must be true)
Standby Standby (BooM)...........go go go!
I’d like to thank @TC14 for thinking up our thread title and also @Scotch Mist for tidying it up. Lastly I’d like to thank all the readers for voting once again. We couldn’t do this tit without you so socially distanced hugs all round.
So! For those
The first big news came that there were rumours of a reality show in the works.
Harry, the bleep, decided to preach to us about diversity and how it was lacking from our lives. He said if you walked the streets of London (only the most multicultural diverse city on the whole bleeping planet) you would find it not as diverse as claimed. How the duck would the pompous privileged bleep know that then? He also claimed that if you went shopping for dolls there were only white ones available. No other colours. That explains why Archiedoll is so pale then!
The Sussex Squad called Sir David Attenborough a fossil. How bleeping rude is that?
(Checks notes) sorry, sorry I meant fossil thief! That quickly lost traction as:...........Smeggie lost in court again! The MoS will be able to use Finding Freebies as part of their defence. Here’s hoping that Plastic Pratface gets gets called to the stand. We consulted with “Shaman Sharon” of the local rag and she claimed all she could see in his future was a large set of bus tyres!
There’s more! Some alleged “historian” wrote the most surgery book e v e r!!!!. It’s full of all sorts of made up bollocks and has been widely condemned as contemptible bullshit. Turns out this guy is a bigger arse licker than Scoobie. Smeggie is going to have to get the special lube out if she is going to fit his head up her arse along with the plastic one!
I wonder if “Hash Harry” will catch on. Nah it just doesn’t roll off the tongue like “Harry the Traitorous bleep” does.
Special shout-out to @Momof5intheStates who’s hurricane dodging again
& to all those currently awol. Come back soon you fuckers. We miss you. Had enough yet? Ok ok, in the words of the SAS (I read it in a book Guv so it must be true)
Standby Standby (BooM)...........go go go!
