Harry and Meghan #414 Get Well Soon King Charles

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Why can't the lazy fuck wheel his own suitcase along? We're supposed to believe he's this hero ace pilot but he has to have a crowd of people to manage his bag for him?
I'd also like to know if the old rumour is true that TSA agents once went through his bag and all his underwear had skidmarks on it. If true, I think this answers your question. Too lazy to even wipe.
On second thought... I don't even need to know
 
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That's exactly what l thought . He looks like he is faking his smile but the smile has died in his eyes . Fake it to make it. We got you sussed Supercunt .
 
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In the mind of Smeg, the screenplay in her head went like this:
King alerts to his diagnosis
Harry is booked by PR people to fly to bedside (even if there is no "bedside" yet
All press and Backgrid informed so every move by H is covered
Palace informed of visit
Harry is granted woo woo police cars to go to to meeting (great optics!!)
Outfit chosen of black turtleneck sweater not grey t shirt(sombre!!!!)
Maximum exposure of arrival secured

On arrival, the whole family would be awaiting his arrival, perched on antique chairs, in a drawing room.

The denouement
Harry sweeps in, addresses the gathering, and is welcomed back as the chosen one, to the immense relief of the monarchy, and the public!!!!

Deluded cunt! She's watched too many episodes of Poirot!!!
 
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Ok. Just for a split second of undeserved generosity towards Hawwy and his nano-visit
Perhaps King Chuck told him to go home to his loving wife in the face of the mega storm and risk of mudslides /flooding so as not to make it out thst the prognosis for The King is so serious as to warrant more than a fleeing visit.
Ok that's enough generosity out of me: he left because none of gis friends would take his calls and he looked desperate sticking around after having signed whatever secret document.... he is pathetic
 
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I'd also like to know if the old rumour is true that TSA agents once went through his bag and all his underwear had skidmarks on it. If true, I think this answers your question. Too lazy to even wipe.
On second thought... I don't even need to know
Mummy didn't teach him to wipe his own ass obviously
 
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Lol I love he only got 45 mins obviously told to sling his hook and no extra money. Horrible greedy shit bag.
 
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Ala Rooney vs Vardy Now that would be juicy
 
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I've got a bloody cold sore now , look what this has done to me, it's all the stress and hatred whirling inside me and made me have a break out . Damn you Harry !
 
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Honestly there was absolutely no point in him coming over. It just makes him look stupid and desperate.
This was all ever about optics - he said he was coming just 3 mins after KCs announcement, and scabies also said same within mins, just time to contact Backgrid to ensure maximum coverage.
And conveniently all mention in press re African Parks is gone...for now
 
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If , as it looks , Charles has had no truck with Harry , then l am so proud & pleased with him . It must have been so difficult for him to stick to grey rocking 'The darling boy ' .
It must be the most difficult thing in the world every parents worst nightmare. No chance of any reconciliation until Smeg announces divorce then he will have to grovel for years Utterly horrendous I feel for the RF. I hope smeg dumps Harry before KC dies it's the only chance for any hope of them being on good terms.
 
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Is that the bodyguard who had his hand on Meghan's ass in the Hertz fiasco?

What is wrong with Harry's feet - have they always pointed out at a 45 degree angle or has it just been something I've noticed since he hooked up with TW?
 
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Is that the bodyguard who had his hand on Meghan's ass in the Hertz fiasco?

What is wrong with Harry's feet - have they always pointed out at a 45 degree angle or has it just been something I've noticed since he hooked up with TW?
Yes that's the same bodyguard, wonder who drew the short straw and is guarding Smegz
 
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It must be awful for them because they still love Harry and have memories and history with him growing up . It's just not how it is meant to be bless them , no amount of money can make up for this happening in full view of the public and 'for human view displayed' . Very sad for them .
 
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He doesn't look very upset. I wonder if he got told how much KC was going to leave him in his will.
 
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It's same for all of us with narcs in the family, isn't it? Not all memories are bad and they can occasionally resemble human beings. That's why it is so difficult to cut contact completely. And we desperately want to believe they could change and love us, even when it looks unlikely. It is super hard to accept that it will never happen.
 
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Is that the bodyguard who had his hand on Meghan's ass in the Hertz fiasco?

What is wrong with Harry's feet - have they always pointed out at a 45 degree angle or has it just been something I've noticed since he hooked up with TW?
He probably puts the lifts in the wrong shoes
 
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