Harry and Meghan #414 Get Well Soon King Charles

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And practising the one tear left eye
She can buy my leftover shimmery eyeshadow topper (I made one for my little niece - looks peach in the pan but glitters white, pink, purple, green, gold, turquoise, blue and copper on the skin). I'll even put in a free sponge applicator so she can keep her glove clean.


And that's how we merch tastefully, Smegs. Not your carparkles with obvious, awkward gestures and mind-boggling sartorial choices

https://giphy.com/EDCIaFhFaAYsdkbwgd
 
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If he chooses homeopathic treatment over traditional ones, he's toast. I hope he's not that silly anymore.
Exactly. The folks who thought that apricot pits, dietary supplements and vitamins would cure their cancer all died of their cancer. I personally knew several. My two favorites were the guy who decided to follow his wife’s nutritionist rather than having surgery for his prostate cancer and the guy, also rejecting surgery for prostate cancer, who went to the oncologist who strung him along with magic potions of his own device. Both died. Guy who followed the wife’s nutritionist’s advice divorced her and came begging to come back as a patient for surgical option, but it was too late.

I am sure that Dr Markle will have her own treatment options for King Charles. She has done such a bang up job managing Harry’s mental health.
 
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Hahahahaaaaa we are still chortling over it all
 
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Out into a straight jacket and bundled into the boot of KC’s car? Never to be seen again? We can only hope…
Or bundled into a FedEx van in a box with a Montecito address? Never to be seen again?

Did anyone remember to put some airhole...

...nevermind, it's not important
 
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No it's just shit-throwing - for the comments going red-hot

They do it all deliberately, ANL........
 
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Dear God Charles can’t really turn his back on chemo etc can he? I’m all for a good diet and I’m sure cutting down on sugar and booze can’t hurt but if vegetables could cure cancer we’d all be eating mountains of Kale!
 
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If William does that, then George will become King at age 10.

Wiliam would do anything in the world, to make sure that never happens.
 
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The King will be medically treated , and will recover.

The media spazio-moding into a bozz-eyed hysteria means nothing.........
 
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Thanks @DanDanTheIceCreamMan and @Hannahebee for the recap and title.

This looks to me more of the same, just with a new set of medical headlines.

The focus has always been on traitor Harald at the expense of William. Of course the press want click-bait but none of this is new. We are asked to believe by the TV couch slugs that C's illness justifies talk of reconciliation, forgetting like the Bander Log that the Sussexes wish the RF harm and have been harming them for 5 years. People note the stress link to illness, like Catherine, but the Stoats were given free rein to cause harm to her. Still are. Harald's over here undermining the heir to the Throne via the press who are on his side. If he comes out smelling of roses, he's been allowed to.

Harald was phoned by C and will have been invited over. No way has he barged in. Protection, accommodation, flight and transport will have bern arranged.

A contradiction that the cancer was found early and treatable - yet the Stoat rushed over. Suggests it's serious. Whatever's the matter with C, the news is being carefully managed and the press are being told what to say by the Palace as has been the case for 5 years.

It's early days and we're all in the dark as usual, but I hope the power will shift to William, which might allow his father to escape the legal consequences of his failure to deal with the Sussexes. It will be much easier as his hands are clean, and I really hope the RF take this opportunity to change the ground rules and neutralise the Stoats once and for all even if it involves C playing possum. They've done worse.

Rishi Sunak will be told what to say, just as he squashed Bob Seely's Sussex Titles Bill in 2022.

Sky News not telling the truth here (from @Happy Lady 's post last thread).
"Sky going through LOS saying they may need four. Camilla, William, Anne and Edward. Should have included Harry and Andrew but as they're not working royals they can't be considered. "
Being a working Royal has nothing to do with being a CoS. They've added more but PA and the Stoat's CoS status remains unchanged. They said something in the HOL but it is not law.
 
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Maybe he wants to stay at Soho so he has access to weed & blow
Prolly easier to find sympathy and a strap-on. Smeg doesn't let the toys leave her rancid Olive Garden.
 
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meghan , foaming at the mouth, rocking to-and-fro.......

Screeching

The flat packs, flat

h been given the bums rush & ' do not pass go , do not collect £200 '

Hahahahaaaaa




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Hmmmm , I think I will have that other pastry now, I seem to have worked up quite the appetite
 
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Another new job for Oliver!! 🫒 Maybe THEY can get a job crabbing in the Bering Sea via Deadliest Catch?
 
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Media really don't know their arse from their elbow. The Mirror.


And.......



The first story is probably more like it.

Second one is probably Hazza projecting.
 
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Harry: Hi Pa! I got here as fast as I could. You haven’t changed anything yet have you? You know I was just pulling your chain with all the insults, right? I didn’t mean any of it. It was just business and not personal. I’m still in your will, right?

Charles: Harry I have a few minutes before I copter out of here . Nice to see you, family all well? Weather not so good overseas I hear. Got to run now. Camilla, now that Harry is here, take the gun and forget the cannoli.

Harry: Listen Meg, I’m not sure how this is going I wasn’t there when he received his medical treatment so I couldn’t slip that drug you gave me into his IV. I’ll keep trying, but the Rottweiler has a gun so it will be tough going.Maybe I can slip in delivering flowers from your favorite florist or a cake from that bakery you merched for. Can you FedEx the kids over and I’ll set them up in a chair and we can photoshop the picture of dad into it?

Meghan: Kill them both. We’ll be a plane crash away from the throne.
 
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I've avoided tv, radio etc today.
After the way they were all behaving last night, I knew I couldn't bear all the Harry/reconciliation stuff.

So I've dipped in just now to skim read.

Let me get this straight......
Harry really did fly over immediately and got to Clarence House twenty minutes before Charles and Camilla got in a car to Buckingham Palace and into a helicopter to Sandringham?????


So he saw his dad for only a short while but was given a police escort from airport to Clarence House?????

Why the escort?
 
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I don’t think William will let him anywhere near Catherine and the children. If he’s not willing to speak to him himself then he has no reason to expect them to act all nice as uncle Harry is here.

Harry will be all alone in his lodgings tonight speaking to his puppet master on FaceTime seeing if Theres anything she can leak to the press or sell to the highest bidder.

it would be marvellous if Charles said right you’ve seen me off you pop to America. That’s a good chap. By the way you’re out for good.. don’t let the door hit you on the way out like your dog bowl did.
 
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The local brothel
 
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