Real housewives recaps
Tbf, so would I.I think she'd quite happily be a beard if the price was right.
Bit like nolegslil christening - not a single pic anywhere.Early birthday with Portia. Haz stayed home.
Could that possibly be because he allegedly had the hots for Margot a few years ago?
And Smeg didn't want him going full-on Cosmo Smallpiece in the cinema?
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How Meghan Markle celebrated her 42nd birthday — without Prince Harry
The Duchess of Sussex celebrated her 42nd birthday early with pal Portia de Rossi while Prince Harry remained home.pagesix.com
Not the first time she's been on her back for 4 men....nicked this from popcorned palace YT they're doing a live for Smegs' birthday![]()
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Brilliant!
Renewal of Wedding vows in 3... 2... 1...And if the photos were taken by someone not in league with the Harkles any photo of him leaving in a separate car would have also appeared.
They still want us to think they are together.
so hang on.Early birthday with Portia. Haz stayed home.
Could that possibly be because he allegedly had the hots for Margot a few years ago?
And Smeg didn't want him going full-on Cosmo Smallpiece in the cinema?
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How Meghan Markle celebrated her 42nd birthday — without Prince Harry
The Duchess of Sussex celebrated her 42nd birthday early with pal Portia de Rossi while Prince Harry remained home.pagesix.com
Didn’t even think of that, but if she is going down that route, of course she’ll use it as another way to manipulate Harry further by playing the victim like she’s Diana reincarnatedDon't say that, 'ooh I'm just like poor Diana doncha know'
Always with the dirty euphemisms. Poop dresses, poop expressions, poop thoughts, poop brain.It's her birthday tomorrow and I have found this on Google .......
"Back when Meghan Markle was a mere mortal, not a person transformed through true love into a gleaming member of the semi-divine, she wrote a letter to herself on the occasion of her 33rd birthday. The post was housed on her now-defunct blog The Tig, another casualty in her transition over to society’s upper echelons. And the 337-word post, titled “Birthday Suit,” encapsulates exactly why Meghan Markle deserved to be a duchess (or hey, even a queen) – and always did, long before she met Prince Harry."
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I think "Birthday Suit" may still be able to be found online but I haven't got the guts or courage to go there!
Thank you @Shushex for starting this new thread and excellent recap and congrats to @cjguk for the amusing title.