Harry and Meghan #36 Wanna stop media hate; hey no problem when the target’s Kate

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The cornflake one is now done 😄 x
I leave this here and be back in about half hour or so to catch up 🤭

It's a bit big, I couldn't get it any lower without the detail getting less and sorry on the black line and grey and white mini boxes outside the cornflake box, I couldn't crop that out sadly. x

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The cornflake one is now done 😄 x
I leave this here and be back in about half hour or so to catch up 🤭

It's a bit big, I couldn't get it any lower without the detail getting less and sorry on the black line and grey and white mini boxes outside the cornflake box, I couldn't crop that out sadly. x

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Thanks for doing that it’s brilliant :LOL:
 
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She did want Windsor Castle.She was fully expecting to be allowed to live in Windsor Castle and that her address would be an actual castle and visiting Hollywood detritus would be entertained in rooms awash with suits of armour and Holbien paintings over massive fireplaces, but she shot herself in the bunions by declaring her intense need for privacy. Brenda basically said "Oh honeychild, you would never have privacy at the castle. It has too many entrances and exits and is full of old retainers and lots of random minor aging royals. Not to mention the tourists who swarm over it all the time taking pictures. Privacy is impossible there, but I have a perfectly private little gaff nearby called Frogmore Cottage that should suit your needs."
After smeggy had finished choking on her avocado toast at being expected to live in a "cottage" she tried another tack. They went and looked at Froggy and smeggy declared it too small and not to her taste internally anyway, so Brenda again called her bluff said "OK kids, we'll knock some walls down, extend it into the servant's cottages to make it huge and you can redesign the interior to your taste".
Checkmate. They forgot that the Queen is the most powerful piece in the game.
So they wasted our money doing that then fucked off to Canada anyway.
I’m now at the stage where I think Brenda should have gone for the ultimate shade. A barge on the Thames 😂
 
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Harry and Charles from the Sistine Chapel 😄
The faces I couldn't sadly blend in but I gave Harry some very small underpants to cover his :m

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Time to catch up on page 45 x

That's money and credit cards Charles is handing out lol.. pixelated a bit too much should be 20 pound notes
 
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The cornflake one is now done 😄 x
I leave this here and be back in about half hour or so to catch up 🤭

It's a bit big, I couldn't get it any lower without the detail getting less and sorry on the black line and grey and white mini boxes outside the cornflake box, I couldn't crop that out sadly. x

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Love it, but wouldn't eat them.:m



Just for you bubba. Who wears the tiara best?
 
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Love it, but wouldn't eat them.:m



Just for you bubba. Who wears the tiara best?
Thank you 😄❤ xx

Loooooool I love the pics 😄❤ hard to choose 😄. I think Meghan but Harry suits the sparkly trousers more lol 🤭 x

He reminds me of Cupid Stunt in your pic 😄 x
 
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As asked on the last thread...Harry and his happy meal and favourite toy ...an extra large wax crayon that Meghan has presented him in the basement 🤭 x
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Ps sorry on not adding the two situations together as asked on previous thread, also I apologise for not doing a good as job...cutting the white round the fries...I think the heat is making it harder to concentrate 🥵 xx
 
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She's right though, it didn't have to be this way.
According to the plan/plot they were supposed to waft off in a flurry of kisses and hugs with the good wishes of all us tax paying mugs and just pop back for red carpet events and overseas trips with wardrobe costs covered by Brenda and Chas and us. Haz could even maybe squeeze in a military event or two where he could strut around like he'd single handedly routed all those nasty brown people in Afghanistan and wear his pretty soldier boy regimental gear (as long as the event didn't clash with a Disney Premier or some such more important booking obviously).Then spend 6 months in Hollywood shmoozing with the cream of the industry and lording it over the peasants as smeggy sifted through all the movie scripts and cherry picked the best starring role to display her famous barbecuing, store room shagging and blowjob abilities.
Meanwhile the world was to be saturated with sussex royal merchandise ... everything from furry porn thongs to pencils to hoodies to tooth brushes ... and the cash would be flooding in. Along with charity donations to their 'foundation'. The world (both worlds) would be their lobster ).


But bloody Brenda and those dastardly suits ruined it all.


Thank you 😄❤ xx

Loooooool I love the pics 😄❤ hard to choose 😄. I think Meghan but Harry suits the sparkly trousers more lol 🤭 x

He reminds me of Cupid Stunt in your pic 😄 x
He does too.:giggle:
I wanted him looking like this is all beneath his dignity, but the silly bleep married a yacht girl so his dignity left town years ago, and sparkly trews and duck-me-hard shoes is all he deserves.
 
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As asked on the last thread...Harry and his happy meal and favourite toy ...an extra large wax crayon that Meghan has presented him in the basement 🤭 x
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Ps sorry on not adding the two situations together as asked on previous thread, also I apologise for not doing a good as job...cutting the white round the fries...I think the heat is making it harder to concentrate 🥵 xx
It is great, white around fries, looks like halo, 👍
 
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