Harry and Meghan #312 Who?

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Who waffles on more, Nicola Sturgeon or Meghan wordsalad Markle?
I think wee Nicola is a trained lawyer ... maybe Meghan should use her when she eventually ends-up on the stand at some point for some reason (hopefully tax evasion).
 
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That’s one of her other nicknames. Wee Krankie, Nippy Sweetie, etc etc.

Anyone get The New European? I suspect the answer is there is Tardis-like space in there……..and brain cells which have never been used.
Oooh! Wish We could see the full cover. Does it call Smegma the “Green Minge”?
 
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For me, she exuded the 'I'm now the PoW, you won't fuck with me....anymore'.
 
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My sentiments exactly.
She's just asked to be allowed a few moment s of reflection. A few moments???? She's already waffled on for ten minutes.
She always does, wee pest. I, a Scottish woman am absolutely delighted she's going. Poisonous individual.
 
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Did Americans use the word "todger" before Harry's book?
I was chuckling at Ryan Reynolds saying arse the other day (I know he's Canadian but it was still funny to hear it, clearly hanging out in Wrexham is rubbing off) so I very much like to think todger (frost bitten or otherwise) is now being used in the US.xx
 
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She always reminds me of Jimmy Krankie !
I liked to think that she'll emulate her character on The Windsors and retire to her croft to live as her alter-ego Flame (hopefully without shooting Prince William)
 
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Why is her bird white if she's a 'woman of colour'????
 
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If the Harkles turn up for the Coronation I'm definitely heading down there to boo.
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Would be happy to meet up with any other Tattlers who are planning to attend
Some suggestions for the Coronation:

@Nuttynana ready with a copy of Spare and a pen looking like an innocent pensioner. Will leave it to her to tell Harold what she wants written.
Likewise someone with a copy of The Cut and a pen. Pen to be used to amend title of magazine first.
Back-turners and placard bearers positioned near cameras.
Chanters and booers near microphones.
Placards to be coordinated. Previous thread titles and #Free Pablo to be included.
Male Tattlers deployed ready to call out "Hi Meghan, do you remember me from the yacht?"
#Free Pablo t-shirts printed and distributed.
Selection of Tattlers (including male ones) wearing copies of the green goblin outfit.
Someone dressed as a huge pot of Elizabeth Arden 8-hour cream.
Someone dressed as a frostbitten penis.
(See Amazon's fancy dress section for the above costumes.)
Tattlers in long, blonde wigs in t-shirts bearing the slogan 'The one that got away!'.
Please fill free to add to the list!
 
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He continually addresses the late queen as her highness so I don’t think he knows anything.
After what he did to Deborah Orr he can fuck off.
 
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