Perhaps he needs a bit of Elizabeth Arden to protect his todger...I volunteer as tribute!
Happy BirthdayMorning Tattlers. I just caught up with overnight posts!
It my birthday today so I'm treating myself to a Harkle free day!
Will catch up later tonight or tomorrow.
Keeeep tattling! Xx
Yeah, a bit like HAL2000 from Space Odyssey.Got to hand it to MM, she’s clever.
It could be worse, it could be Smeg & Scrote together outside BP for the Coronation.I'm sure they want to be there for the media exposure and to have all eyes on themselves and
at the same time people will call them hypocrites for turning up.
That would be a laugh, he would slagging off the whole event making
himself look a bigger cunt he is.
Even the Duchess of Windsor had more class.
'i certainly have no plans of writing, i think its the most dreadful thing to do'
I'm sure there would be plenty of volunteers to keep him warmLt. Col Johnny
I wonder if troos are part of the Winter kit as it can get a bit chilly for the kilt in January especially up in the Highlands#MrFrosty
you know every time I think of the candle at the abbey I think of this sketchFork handles, there will always be fork handles.
Four should be enough to block any view of Smeg sat with the WAGs.
Harold‘s moves will be predetermined by the order of events, & the camera pan elsewhere should he swear his alliegence.
For those Tatts not familiar with local comedic vernacular, an amuse bouche.
Splendidly relevant from beginning to just past 2:00. Enjoy!
Other than that, what Frida says.
Brilliant, now can we see them as South Park characters?The Simp-Son
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Yes, how many times were they going on the Jimmy Kimmel Show. And the only time they have been mentioned on there is to have a dig at them.Hang fire, could be Sussex propaganda via sugar Roya.
What???? Who said that?Apparently he is going to be a commentator on American television.
Wowser, who’s he?
Happy BirthdayMorning Tattlers. I just caught up with overnight posts!
It my birthday today so I'm treating myself to a Harkle free day!
Will catch up later tonight or tomorrow.
Keeeep tattling! Xx
Thanks for posting.Here's that article about King Charles (spaniel) sorry can't help myself, about him paying Megs off.
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King Charles secret plans for Meghan Markle, Prince Harry’s divorce disclosed
King Charles is reportedly planning to win back his son Prince Harry with an alleged divorce settlement offer to Meghan Markle.Globe newspaper, per IBT, cited insider claiming that King Charles...www.thenews.com.pk
You could be right, but they've been on about the Ho being a racial outcast for years. This sounds something more definite and sinister, something specific that the RF did to the Ho that they shouldn't have done for which she's NOW demanding an apology.I took it to mean ,they fuelled the press even more by making it obvious she was an outcast.
or is it they are mocking the Royal Family by legally gagging them knowing they cannot reveal the truth!And why is there a need to say breastfeeding? Wouldn't a normal person say she was in floods of tears whilst she was feeding him? Unless of course, you need to ensure people think she'd given birth?
Do you think he’ll sell film rights to his book? I can see a made for TV movie or Netflix series. It’s an intriguing story line for a Crowns-esque spin-off.Hopefully they’ll limit the TV rights to the BBC to scupper that little plan for Harry and prevent him from voicing another slagging off session.
Someone a few threads back mentioned the ex leper scene in the Life of Brian and gave me an idea..................
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I bet the charity shops are dreading the influx.
It’s ALL his faultWhat has Ashley Cole done? Confused