Harry and Meghan #302 Hallucinations may vary…

[ChipDex]

Good point. There are also Tumblr accounts, who were adamant that pregnancy/Flatpack "theories" should not be posted on their blogs, who have now read the accounts of Smeg's labours/births and - as mothers themselves - are going

 

[MrsSlocombe]

On a good note I guess, the more and more unreasonable that Harold is coming, surely the more people see him for the twat that he is? If anything this will drive up support for the UK Royals?

 

[Hannahebee]

Yes, it's very weird indeed. As someone said, maybe all that's being saved for her book but her "truth" wouldn't stop him from talking about all this stuff. There really is nothing about any of the pregnancies except the births.

He doesn't mention what it is like to be a father in the book either which I find odd because surely he would have wanted to speak about what it is like to be a father to two young children yet he doesn't speak about this in the book, for example he doesn't say anything about when he held Archie for the first time and how he felt in that situation, there is no mention of him telling Archie that he was going to be a big brother, there is no mention of Archie meeting Lili for the first time and there are no stories about him changing nappies, feeding them or playing games with them.

 

[henrythecat]

I haven't been able to read all of the threads since the book extracts started being leaked, so someone may have already made a similar comment. One of the quotes that I've found particularly nasty is about the matron that he didn't fancy at his school. Imagine her and her family being proud of her having looked after a Prince, feeling like she played a part in helping look after him. To then see him needlessly ridiculing her. There was absolutely no need for that to be in the book.

 

[Hula flight]

Sean lennon piles in...

 

[Chita]

I deffo get Henry 8th vibes from him

and...

 

[Catmac973]

I'm sure this has been mentioned a hundred times already but the symbolic importance of this security issue seems like it could be at the centre of a lot of Harry's nuclear-level tantrum. Imagine how important you would understand yourself to be if you'd been protected by three armed guards your entire life. Everywhere you go. And how special and impressed you could make someone you were infatuated with feel if they were accompanied by police escorts and flashing blue lights just to make the trip from Heathrow to your house to see you. And then, after a lifetime of assuming that all this was because you *were actually that important*, you overplay your hand and ask for too much and it all just...goes away. No more specially-trained armed guards, no more blue lights for the impressionable lady friend. All of a sudden you're just a guy who has to pay himself for the things he wants, like a lot of others, with a wife who married you in part because she was expecting big things. Not so special after all, and not nearly so impressive to the wife who now doesn't seem all that keen...
So much of the crazier aspects of Harry's recent outbursts seem to me like a furious, sort of humiliated reaction to realising that, actually, he's just a man after all, not an Extra Special Prince By Birth And Forever No Matter What like people and said lady friend and he himself thought he was. He's said in interviews that he was sure the RF would never pull security on account of "his wife's heritage"; my guess is that he was convinced they wouldn't because *he* was so important. Having that key part of his self-belief and his ability to impress the lady removed all of a sudden has pushed him into this hyper-defensive, destructive, 'i'll make you pay for this' mode. I reckon.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I see Mad Harold is still trying to poke the bear.

It must be eating him up alive that the royals keep royalling and he’s not worthy of any acknowledgement.

As for the monogrammed door mat, what cunts they both are , delusions of grandeur indeed! You just know she’ll demand the staff address her as Your Royal Highness.

 

[LadyRed]

Jesus Christ, you guys move so fast! Guess it's time to introduce myself. Not new to Tattle, but new to the H&M threads.

For a bit of background information, I am not British born but I have been living here for almost a decade and I am of the younger generation, so in theory I should be all up in Megsy's camp. I remember watching the royal wedding at work and being the only person who knew who she was because I had watched Suits and used to joke I am channelling Rachel Zane in my wardrobe when I got into the corporate world. I can tell you, from my experience, there was very little talk about race at the time, I don't think many people even realised she is of colour. And there was actually some excitement over the fact she was American and an actress (something fresh, basically, rather than the expected).

I then started being sick of hearing about them upon Megxit happening. In my view they wanted to have their cake and eat it too. All I could see was two rich, privileged people virtue signalling and having this victim mentality about first world problems. They felt entitled to good press and good public opinion and rode on the back of the current socio-political landscape without much merit. So I took a dislike to them due to that.

But really, I wouldn't have looked further into them if not the barrage of media appearances: Oprah, Netflix, podcasts, books etc.
I came here and bought Tom Bower's book Revenge because I'm a nosey bitch

At this point, what do you guys think would need to happen for Harrold to see his wife for the Dementors she is? And what would need to happen for her to be unveiled to the world a la Amber Heard?

 

[Chita]

Meanwhile, Charles frets over his coronation.......

 

[Chita]

-Hey Harry,
y'know when you wrote about the battle over the dog bowl and Willy losing his temper and wanting you to fight him back and you "chose not to?"

Well, your family are choosing not to respond to you.

Deal with it and be quiet.
We've heard you.
Bore off.

 

[MrsSlocombe]

Are you OK?

Have started writing a book to help to process the trauma.

 

[knoddle]

Lordy, catching up these days is like racing the moonlight on a still lake, one wades deeper and deeper into the cold water and the moon still escapes.
Nostalgia- no, no do not associate the reeks with The Banana Splits! First of all I loved them as a kid and now the Banana Splits theme song is stuck in my noggin.Speaking of singing, I just listened to the clip of haz singing and it's offical-the man is tone deaf.

Re Georgette Heyer, I still love her. Her books stand the test of time with memorable, well realized charecters, witty dialogue and prose that takes me straight to the hallowed ballrooms of Almacks. (I still find myself saying an occasional lawks) She was wonderful. I have found myself reaching for the classics in this crazy upside down world, I just re-read most of Mary Stewart's books.

Haz is enjoying himself, this is the most attention he has ever had in his entire, neady, beady eyed life. Hearing the bitter, angry, jealous, vicious bitter, did I say bitter? man speaking of his happiness is both hilarious and sad.

 

[DarnIt]

Thank you Lady Bee and FredSnail.
How can the Stoat be involved now with any military charities? He's put soldiers and the public at risk and was allowed to routinely use drugs. Kept his mangy beard like a dead ferret on his double chin. Hid in his bunker toying with his "blanks", yet decorated and feted. Allowed to sympathise with real soldiers who had lost limbs .... "I've been there, mate...stay in your wherlchair, mate, no need to get up.....just make sure to raise your stick to salute me, right?.....just call me Your Highness" ...
Sure you have you orange fraud.

IF these rumours are true...
Our Queen and now Chuck were and are Head of our Armed Forces. Cam campaigns against violence against women. The Ho pretends to empower women and writes fridge magnet drivel on fruit for sex workers. What a betrayal, what a load of hypocrites.

The two unsolved deaths mentioned earlier will stay that, unsolved. Interesting that the alleged violence against women is all over SM and that one woman was allegedly hospitalised and paid off by the Palace (Celt Views, @LadyMuck). It seems they were sex workers. It's inevitable that people will now wonder about the Stoat in connection to the deaths at Sandringham and Kensington, the Stoat's back yard.

I wonder if the Stoat is "crazy" because this story is going to break, and his public ranting, heavy drug use and apparent madness will protect him from prosecution? How can you prosecute a man who (seemingly) has totally lost his grip on reality and can't tell truth from fiction?

I can't see the Ho going barefoot to dinner at W&C's because the hammer toe, Morton's Toe, bunions and cracked heels would have been exposed and she's paranoid about her feet. Maybe the dead eyes we've all noticed in the Stoat aren't just dilated pupils from drug abuse, but are the dead eyes of a nasty violent man. We could see it but we didn't understand it, and maybe now we know.
Absolutely no way back for him now.
Nailed by violence and cruelty to animals plus threats against children.
Not racism after all then, Stoat, after all your hard work.

Had Harold been born more Steptoe than Mountbatten-Windsor, his mother (no more than she should be) from a sink estate rather than a family estate, with his inate personality flaws, poor impulse control, indifference to others, intense sense of entitlement & poor reasoning would have led him into childhood anti-social behaviour patterns that wouldn't be indulged by the criminal justice system, he’d have earned his ASBO early on - a milestone achievement for some, a badge of dubious honour - & probably by now done several spells in youth facility before graduating to an adult prison. He’d still be whining that ‘it ain’t fair, he’d been fitted up, they’re out to get him’.His long term use of street drugs may have brought him into the dishonourable trade of drug dealing - more county lines than county shows - & likely long term psychiatric care.

Harold reeks of privilege & protection by the RF.
He had not the sense - as others do - to appreciate the extent of this super-size buffer from real life & the consequences of his immature actions, & nor did Smeg.

How many of us really look before we leap?
Actually most of us do, we trip up on wonky pavements more often than tip over cliff edges because we generally understand risk & pay attention. But not so Harold.

 

[leviosa]

Just read the story about his comments on William's children. How dare he!! I have never seen more confident children in my life. Charlotte has the look of a little madam about her, she clearly rules the roost there! And Louis is so very cheeky, shushing his mum and everything. They are so obviously equally loved and their parents are very hands on. He is massively projecting onto innocent kids and I have no idea how William didn't smack him in the face for that. How does he get more and more unbearable daily.

 

[Libitina]

I thought this was a mock up so I went on their actual account. I actually snorted out loud when I saw it really was there

 

[Glaschelle]

I remember the Diana interview. The one thing I remember clearly was that she wanted Willliam to be king. She didn't want Charles to be king - but she defo wanted William to be King.

And that must kill ginger nuts. His beloved mummy knew what Williams destiny was

I see a lot of comments about how Diana would love what's happening and what the space cadet is saying.

I don't think she would - I think she'd be appalled at Harold undermining his brother.

Cos above everything, Diana wanted to be mother of the King.

 

[wibble]

Just saying...

The most offensive lie in the book is when he was informed the Queen was dead.

It is such obvious bullshit.

Anyone watching the six o clock news knows it was - the announcement being delayed, the newsreaders hopelesly waffling to fill time et
Anyone following events that day knows it was - particularly given the pronouncements by Omar, but also the flights etc.
In fact everyone knows his version of events is a lie.

Just saying.

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Chita]

Harry through history.....