Maybe Smeg was into Barbara Cartland fiction when she was growing up.
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Don’t worry.I’ve laughed so much I’m going to Hell.I am a bad person. A really really bad person. Even when Sparry reveals his innermost genital/genetic/generational/gustatory/grandiose pain, all I can do is
oooh but that before he met his queen of a wife so it doesn't count... the moment he met her he was a better person and it's all thanks to her #racism #unconsciousbias 
pair of absolute bleeping cunts
pair of absolute bleeping cunts
I’m pretty sure the mushrooms have permanently screwed up his brain. There’s something very very wrong here. And I’m sorry, but keeping a lock of your mom’s hair next to your bed?! Who does that???? I lost my mom when I was 15. I have saved some of her personal things like her jewelry and papers that have her handwriting. Those items remind me of her. I’d never considered saving hair. Where did he even get it??
Excellent!
Its blanked out and when you click on it it says video private. Very annoying as I was about 9 mins in and only had 2 more mins to go!
Busy working on the Divorce PlanI wonder has Megan gone quiet because she’s got the ick from this cringeworthy book?
Just thinking how much Harry’s ‘the press’ is like Trump’s ‘fake news’. All the stories swirling around, the financial fraud, the moonbumps, the yachting/Soho Houseing, Doria, these new Twitter rumours - all just under the surface. But if anything breaks through - like the bullying investigation, even with numerous credible accounts of the Harkles horrendous treatment of staff, Sparry just cries THE PRESS and that’s an end to it (for a lot of people).
Re the bullying - when Philip Green was exposed, weren’t people under NDAs but spoke to the Telegraph (anonymously). Then rumours went round and someone mentioned him in Parliament (parliamentary privilege) and it leaked? I’m just wondering if there’s a workaround for a broadsheet that might finally blow it open (as Valentine Low’s book/DM reports don’t seem to have shifted the needle really). Although most of the broadsheets did cover Low’s book. I just don’t understand how they’ve got away with this. Could the section in the book covering it open the can again?
Re the bullying - when Philip Green was exposed, weren’t people under NDAs but spoke to the Telegraph (anonymously). Then rumours went round and someone mentioned him in Parliament (parliamentary privilege) and it leaked? I’m just wondering if there’s a workaround for a broadsheet that might finally blow it open (as Valentine Low’s book/DM reports don’t seem to have shifted the needle really). Although most of the broadsheets did cover Low’s book. I just don’t understand how they’ve got away with this. Could the section in the book covering it open the can again?
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At least it looks like she’s wearing underwear
The mushys have defo altered his brain chemistry and it's probably her pubes knowing Harold... Mixed with some of our modern day Diana's.. the duchess of Sussexinsohofarmhouse
I hope so!I bet oor Kate's on here having a right good giggle at the reprobates
Maybe he’s planning to clone her? I understand in essence wanting to keep the lock of hair but to keep it by his bedside is really creepy. Like you say jewellery or cards etc with her writing, a item of clothing she loved.
If it were a real memoir, I would expect it to be centred like:
Significant childhood moments - Mother passing, how he coped, who helped him
Teenage years - School (There is a lot there to unpack e.g. Being so dull, Eton etc)
Early 20s (More about his military experiences, what he learned etc)
Late 20s (Why he didn't continue in the military, how he battled with what to do next in life)
30s (Royal duties, marriage and children, but the real questions... Not this Mills and Boon fiction shite)
There needs to be some kind of message. And it really doesn't even need to be his whole life. Just a significant part of it.
You can mention other people in your memoir but people want to know about you. Several people are reading this by searching for William and Kate's names to see what he says about them. They don't give a tit about his peepee. And real memoirs don't have these insignificant tidbits.
A memoir has to have inside information about something significant, a significant success that people are waiting to hear about. A punch. Like Bill Gates' (and any other Billionaire's) first triumph, Obama winning the Presidential elections, Viola Davis winning an Oscar, Serena Williams' success, Charles finally becoming King...
There is nothing here.
Its just malice, drama and settling scores.
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It's still on there when I scroll back on here (page 37) but can't find it on YouTube anymore
oh wow. Thank you so much Pom Bear, That is so kind.Thank youxx.
I don't read very fast, I like to take my time and mostly on in the evening..so I think it take a very long time to catch up lolx
Well done on your VIP
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You're a VIP now unlike Harold and his frozen sausagex
I’m off to bed now.
Can’t believe all the fairy stories coming from Hazzno’s book.
A six year old could write better.
This sounds so high school
It's the alcohol and weed that have done that.
The mushrooms make him lucid.
And as fun as it is laugh... a lock of hair is that unusual.
It's the assigning to it magical powers - or rather broadcasting publicly that you have given it magical powers - that makes it nuts.
Especially when you then go on a campaign to silence, harass, threaten and abuse anyone who criticises you.
The witch wrote this
Every spiteful nasty underhanded dig is her. He is just the druggie who signed off on it …..This whole book he is portrayed as absolutely in thrall to her, (no it’s the drugs plus he has thrown everything else away) whilst she is the prize that he is so undeserving of but miraculously she condescends to take him as he is and SAVE him.
His family, his country, his friends.. all under the bus because they saw through her and they might have been able to pull him back from the brink. She is never going to accept criticism or take responsibility for any of it. It is and always was about money and fame for her, she doesn’t love him. I detest my ex but I would never let him demean himself in this way. Her and Snakebite must be rubbing their hands in glee. I can’t abide him but I am just appalled by the emotional abuse that has obviously taken place. I am horrified for those children, if they actually exist and I am beyond furious that nobody in these interviews is asking real questions or even one question ‘Where is Meghan, this paragon of virtue, when you are sniffing, smoking, inhaling?”
Sorry I am so angry right now I can’t even think straight. My heart goes out to KCIII, this must be unbearable for him
ETA And how many times has she filmed/taped him in that condition? That will be lovely to hold over his dads head to get what she wants
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Yes, and explaining the last explanation.
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