Harry and Meghan #298 The half price Prince

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TheCutiePatootie

TheCutiePatootie

He has no identity or personality.

The first half is all about William.

The second half is about Peg.
 
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kata420

kata420

Anna2020 said:
Second date with Meghan
This time I was already there—waiting. Smiling. Proud of myself. She walked in, wearing a pretty blue sundress with white pinstripes. She was aglow. I stood and said: I bear gifts. A pink box. I held it forward. She shook it. What’s this? No, no, don’t shake it! We both laughed. She opened the box. Cupcakes. Red, white and blue cupcakes, to be exact. In honor of Independence Day. I said something about the Brits having a very different view of Independence Day from the Yanks, but, oh, well. She said they looked amazing. Our waitress from Date One appeared. Mischa. She seemed genuinely happy to see us, to discover that there was a Date Two. She could tell what was happening, she got that she was an eyewitness, that she’d forever be part of our personal mythology. After bringing us a round of drinks she went away and didn’t return for a long time. When she did, we were deep in the middle of a kiss. Not our first.
Meghan, holding my shirt collar, was pulling me towards her, holding me close. When she saw Mischa she released me immediately and we all laughed. Excuse us. No problem. Another round? Again the conversation flowed, crackled. Burgers came and went, uneaten. I felt an overwhelming sense of Overture, Prelude, Kettle Drums, Act I. And yet also a sense of ending. A phase of my life—the first half?—was coming to a close. As the night neared its end we had a very frank discussion. There was no way round it. She put a hand to her cheek and said: What’re we gonna doooo? We have to give this a proper go. What does that even mean? I live in Canada. I’m going back tomorrow! We’ll meet. A long visit. This summer. My summer’s already planned. Mine too. Surely in the whole summer we could find one small spot of time. She shook her head. She was doing the full Eat Pray Love. Eat what now? The book? Ah. Sorry. Not really big on books. I felt intimidated. She was so the opposite of me. She read. She was cultured. Not important, she said with a laugh. The point was, she was going with three girlfriends to Spain, and then with two girlfriends to Italy, and then— She looked at her calendar. I looked at mine. She raised her eyes, smiled. What is it? Tell me. Actually, there’s one small window… Recently, she explained, a castmate had advised her not to be so structured about her summer of eating, praying and loving. Keep one week open, this castmate said, leave room for magic, so she’d been saying no to all kinds of things, reserving one week, even turning down a very dreamy bike trip through the lavender fields of southern France… I looked at my calendar and said: I have one week open as well. What if they’re the same week? What if? Is it possible? How crazy would that be? It was the same week.

Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex.
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On reading this passage, it confirms for me that this whole thing was set up by Smeg and Co. long before she ever met Harold. Even after all this time, he’s still too dim to see that he has fallen for her plan hook, line and sinker. What a coincidence they both had the same week off. 🤣🤣🤣🙈 What a complete and utter twit.

Also, the hotel room above Soho House that ‘a friend’ of Smeg’s showed him … really?! Did he pay by the hour or the night?!

The part about William really trying to get through to him is really quite sad.
He is about to pay a very heavy price for his own stupidity.

I’d say TW is only delighted her plan must be working out perfectly. I’d say the spare will be getting the flick in the not too distant future. She just has to squeeze a bit more pride and finances from him first.
 
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LByrne74

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Cocobean9 said:
In Lady Colin Campbell’s YouTube video today she said there was a HUGE story that is being covered up. Harry seems to have always been a nasty piece of work so nothing would surprise me
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PurvyPanda said:
This is the Blind Gossip story Murky Meg shared on her IG stories years ago and swiftly took down because she believed (and probably had her followers advise her) was actually about Hunter Biden. Or so we thought. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
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Jesus. What nasty piece of tit he is, if this is true. Unfortunately I wouldn't be one bit surprised. Even though it was morally wrong of them, I feel sorry for the RF that they will catch major tit for covering up for him. Always cleaning up his messes. Not to mention the victim of this incident and any others.
 
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toninottony

toninottony

LadyMuck said:
Can imagine all the comedians having fun with this. Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr, Norton etc. He's given them enough material for a year
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Nah he’s given them enough for the next decade the frozen penis by itself is probably a years worth
 
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Churchill's Ghost

Churchill's Ghost

When do Charles, Camilla, William and Catherine have their first engagements after the winter break?

The only answer they should give when asked is "As we all know, recollections do vary"
 
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Pointandlaugh89

Pointandlaugh89

This is my take on it - harry is consumed by all this and it has made him the paranoid wreck we can all see in his interviews spurred on by his revolting chancing wife who it really deep down means nothing to. Might be a month, a year or ten but cunty markle will ditch dipshit Harold's arse when it suits as this will leave everlasting scars on him whereas she will move on with her life and continue to be the actress she is from the moment she opens her eyes. bleep
 
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Pom Bear

Pom Bear

margaretta said:
Love it Pom Bear.
Hope it takes you ages to catch up, only because it is fun having you around again.


YAY I made VIP!!! Margaritas, nibbles all round and a whole bottle of tequila for @VC10
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Thank you 🥰🤗😀😘 xx.
I don't read very fast, I like to take my time and mostly on in the evening..so I think it take a very long time to catch up lol 😀😄 x

Well done on your VIP 🥳🎉💖😘 x

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You're a VIP now unlike Harold and his frozen sausage 😀 x
 
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NoIAmNotAHorse

NoIAmNotAHorse

Cakeyface said:
She'd turn down a week with Prince Harry?! Fuckin' ell. She'd take Ashley Cole up the shitter on a kiss and tell if there was money to be made.

Oh Harry. Take it your brains are in your dick... The frozen bit 🙈😂😂😂
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Surely there will come a time when he will rue the healing of his penis, and wish it had fallen the fk off!!!
 
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