Harry and Meghan #298 The half price Prince

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Thank you Cosmo girl for starting the thread and congratulations thenorthremembers on the title.

Isn't the crawling through the boot crap. She plaguerised it from another actress. Her father had bought her a new car, it's in that video where she goes to that music video audition.

I am still about 4 threads behind.
 
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Misinformation


From Google:

What is the most watched royal wedding ever?


On April 29, 2011, Prince William and Kate Middleton were married in an extravagant royal wedding at Westminster Abbey. It was watched by an estimated two billion people around the world, making it the most-watched event in history. 28 Jan 2022

According to the source, almost 23.7 million households watched the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle in May 2018, amounting to a total of 29.19 million viewers.
 
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Hang on a minute. I thought he'd proposed in the kitchen while she cooked roast chicken. Well that's what they told the world when interviewed after/about the engagement.
That was the engagement that happened three days before the actual engagement
 
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MEG AND I WENT DOWN to the beach in front of the castle. Chilly day, but the sun was bright. We stood on the rocks, looking out at the sea. Amid all the silky islands of seaweed we saw…something.
A head. A pair of soulful eyes. Look! Seal! The head bobbed up and down. The eyes very clearly watched us. Look! Another!
Just as Pa instructed, I ran to the water’s edge, sang to them. Serenaded them. Arooo. No answer.
Meg joined me, and sang to them, and now of course they sang back. She really is magic, I thought. Even the seals know it. Suddenly, all over the water, heads were bobbing up, singing to her. Arooo. A seal opera. Silly superstition, maybe, but I didn’t care. I counted it a good omen. I took off my clothes, jumped into the water, swam to them.


Prince Harry,
 
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Also, we all scoured the Internet for any prison record for Doria and no doubt the tabloids did too, and nobody came up with anything, so I'm still not sold on that one.
Sorry if already said, but maybe she had a deal to seal or expunge record? Like, if she turned on someone bigger in the dealer world maybe.
 
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That's why I hope it isn't true. The fallout would be horrific all round. And way, way worse than Andrew. Which was damaging enough.

Fingers crossed the alleged big story people have alluded to is about something else entirely.
I don't believe that . No one could keep that quiet nowadays from the authorities, Police, NHS, no matter who they were.
I think it's something else they are alluding to, they are just being outrageous in the statements in order to push it & hope for news forthcoming
 
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Also, we all scoured the Internet for any prison record for Doria and no doubt the tabloids did too, and nobody came up with anything, so I'm still not sold on that one.
Another possibility would be witness protection-- she was a drug dealer and testified for the state, then had to go into hiding for a while. Now that wouldn't explain them not having to hide Meghan as well since she was a child at the time, but it's something other than imprisonment and the records might not be readily available. As for other possibilities I couldn't begin to guess.
 
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MEG WAS LATE. We bought two home pregnancy tests, one for a backup, and she took them both into the bathroom at Nott Cott.
I was lying on our bed, and while waiting for her to come out…I fell asleep.
When I woke, she was beside me. What’s happened? Is it…? She said she hadn’t looked. She’d waited for me.
The wands were on the nightstand. I only kept a few things there, among them the blue box with my mother’s hair.
Right, I thought, good.
Let’s see what Mummy can do with this situation. I reached for the wands, peered into their little windows. Blue. Bright, bright blue. Both of them. Blue meant…baby.
Oh wow. Well. Well then. We hugged, kissed. I put the wands back on the nightstand.
I thought: Thank you, selkies. I thought: Thank you, Mummy
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Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex.
 
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He had testicular hernia in 1988, I'm not sure it's 2 veg.
 
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Oh my! 31 pages already. My eyes can't take anymore of the absolute sickening bile that he wrote (thankyou @Anna2020 )

I am feeling that "their" truth is now changing with the tide. This book is being used to rewrite history & give a "new version" of their truth.
Things Smeg has been accused of are being rewritten with validation, explanation or even misdirected to others. Tell me she didn't write this

He has definitely shown his jealousy & immaturity & bloody ignorance. I was floored by the tunnel comment - even if shit-faced he wouldn't have had a problem navigating the tunnel. what a moronic thing to say.

And to add to the "birth" - so the head was out far enough to see the cord around the neck and he had to encourage her to push frantically and not worry her about the impending C-section? If the head was out you wouldn't shove it back up for a section

You couldn't make it up could you
 
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even turning down a very dreamy bike trip through the lavender fields of southern France…

Wouldn't every gal turn down a dreamy bike trip for the chance to shit in the bush in Botswana and snare herself a pervy Prince?
 
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DAYS LATER THE pregnancy was announced publicly. The papers reported that Meg was battling fatigue and dizzy spells and couldn’t hold any food down, especially in the mornings, all of which was untrue. She was tired, but otherwise a dynamo. Indeed, she felt lucky not to be suffering severe morning sickness, since we were embarking on a hugely demanding tour.
Everywhere we went, enormous crowds turned out, and she didn’t disappoint them. All across Australia, Tonga, Fiji, New Zealand, she dazzled.
After one especially rousing speech, she got a standing ovation. She was so brilliant that midway through the tour I felt compelled…to warn her. You’re doing too well, my love. Too damn well. You’re making it look too easy. This is how everything started…with my mother.
Maybe I sounded mad, paranoid. But everyone knew that Mummy’s situation went from bad to worse when she showed the world, showed the family, that she was better at touring, better at connecting with people, better at being “royal,” than she had any right to be. That was when things really took a turn. We returned home to jubilant welcomes and exultant headlines. Meg, the expectant mother, the flawless representative of the Crown, was hailed. Not a negative word was written. It’s changed, we said. It’s changed at last. But then it changed again. Oh, how it changed.


Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex.
 
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After he delivered their daughter and Meg told him she’d never loved him more and also wrote a poem..
She also wrote that paragraph. How much of this book is her?

This is ridiculous. He certainly is spare - but not to his brother anymore.
 
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Kate, done up to the nines!! What a load of guff! Was she wearing a fricking ball gown? She always nails casual
Omg I can’t actually believe the things he’s writing he’s actually deluded the ghost writer was really enjoying all this he’s making Kate and William out to be old fashioned fuddy duddys
 
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Heavens forbid if the worst happened and Harry was now next in line after King Charles. What would Harry’s speech entail if he every became monarch…if his book can do this much damage SOS Lord!
 
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Any word on whether the flood God sent in his wrath managed to wipe up the cuntatorium at Montecito?
 
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