I have been skipping posts to catch up, but I would love to know about the talking toilet and bin ?Even the talking moon page wow. I honestly just can’t believe this is all real what the actual duck. It’s worse than I ever imagined. Thanks for sharing, you deserve an award after this.
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Where did he say this?
Tom Bower
Doria disappears for 10 years from MM's life - legally I can't tell you why!!!!!!
Another dig at Kate? Saying how he had rarely seen anyone get on with Charles in such a way?
The Old Man of Hoy is quite bracing
I have finally caught up.
I've skim read the extracts and also think that TW has written a lot of it.
I've never seen Suits and have no intention of watching, I hadn't heard of Markle until she got her claws into H.
I've not had any of the news channels on this evening and currently watching a DCI Banks repeat. I think I should go to bed.
I've skim read the extracts and also think that TW has written a lot of it.
I've never seen Suits and have no intention of watching, I hadn't heard of Markle until she got her claws into H.
I've not had any of the news channels on this evening and currently watching a DCI Banks repeat. I think I should go to bed.
WHEN WILL THEY BOTH duck OFF? Even for a couple of weeks for duck’s sake.
Off topic but you haven't lived til you've had Welsh gravy.
Where did he say this?
He's on GB News right now!
Actually has just made my blood run cold because he thinks Harry is going to have a serious mental health incident. This is just bleeping awful
Dan Wootton - MM making copious notes on the manuscript with her calligraphy pen 
Tom Bower says H is a drug addict and has been for 25 years.
Says Doria was a drug dealer, was selling! And that'd why they broke up
Says Doria was a drug dealer, was selling! And that'd why they broke up
Thanks, will try and see it tomorrow. In bed, supposed to be sleeping but now went down the tattle rabbit hole
At this point I honestly have no idea anymore,…. Let me know if you get confirmationHang on…I thought that was just a very funny meme with made up text… I have had to skip loads to catch up. Is this text from the book…
I love upstairs downstairs….I'm behind, but I've taken to watching Upstairs, Downstairs as it's more true to life(Mrs Bridges has just stolen a baby, for those who care)
We don't have the emojis for this, so take note anytime I react to anything on this thread my face will almost certainly look like this:
Page 145 IIRCHang on…I thought that was just a very funny meme with made up text… I have had to skip loads to catch up. Is this text from the book…
That was a nice wedding - everyone looked so happy. Anne even asked Mike if he would fix his nose before the wedding - as it was sideways. He did it after for some reason but wasn’t offended. Just imagine the scenes…
If it was protocol that she was supposed to curtsey to Wiiliam, why wouldn't Harry tell her that? Just setting her up for a fall.
I really can't believe these excerpts. I like a bit of chick lit now and again, but this takes the biscuit.
It's pure Barbara Cartland, mixed with Mill and Boon, topped off with a bit of Hallmark, and dialed all the way to 11.
It reads like a satire. In fact, the only way you could satirise this stuff is by writing a version in the way you would have expected a thirty something, army officer Prince of the Realm to have written it.
"Dammed if it bally happened, but the old todge got a nip. Ignored it at first, but then it went blue and bits started falling off. I bellowed at Tooters: " you got any whiskey I can dip the family jewels in?" He yelled back: " No, but there's this stuff in a tube that smells like old horse rub. Maybe that it'll sort it."
So I opened the damn thing to find it was orange and smelled like Granny's stables when the vet had been in. I rubbed a bit on the old man and all it did was make the bloody thing stick to my boxers. Waste of god damn time, if you ask me. Then I find out the stuff is fancy women's cream and costs a bomb. Why it was in the tent, I don't know and never found out. But what I will say is that if it didn't do anything for my todge, I doubt it does anything for ladies' faces, except make them all smell like an injured stallion after a bad fall at Ascot."
It's pure Barbara Cartland, mixed with Mill and Boon, topped off with a bit of Hallmark, and dialed all the way to 11.
It reads like a satire. In fact, the only way you could satirise this stuff is by writing a version in the way you would have expected a thirty something, army officer Prince of the Realm to have written it.
"Dammed if it bally happened, but the old todge got a nip. Ignored it at first, but then it went blue and bits started falling off. I bellowed at Tooters: " you got any whiskey I can dip the family jewels in?" He yelled back: " No, but there's this stuff in a tube that smells like old horse rub. Maybe that it'll sort it."
So I opened the damn thing to find it was orange and smelled like Granny's stables when the vet had been in. I rubbed a bit on the old man and all it did was make the bloody thing stick to my boxers. Waste of god damn time, if you ask me. Then I find out the stuff is fancy women's cream and costs a bomb. Why it was in the tent, I don't know and never found out. But what I will say is that if it didn't do anything for my todge, I doubt it does anything for ladies' faces, except make them all smell like an injured stallion after a bad fall at Ascot."
St Kilda offers privacy.
bleeping hell Tom Bower dropped some bombs there
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