Harry and Meghan #206 Preachy Pwife and the Pbrained Prince

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I wonder if haz is now hairy because he's growing it out in the hope he'll be able to make a wig? :unsure:

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They are the former Royal Protection Team
Yes, like I said. They're NOT the Royal Protection Team. They may have served in the past but they don't now.
 
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Lady C plunging right in

Downfall of Boris? Toppled by a coup. Carrie was a catalyst. Boris is a little raggedy around the edges and has trouble keeping his zipper up, but is a great leader in Lady C's opinion. Great leaders are always flawed. Boris delivered Brexit. Johnson gone means Brexit gone? Boris also wanted to follow the Swedish covid model which has been acknowledged as the most sensible approach.
New leader? 12 front runners but no clear replacement. Lady C has met Dishy Rishi and found him very personable. Most likely candidate.

Haz asking for securiddy? Haz stripped of İPP status as no longer a senior working royal. Conflict of interest to pay for police securiddy. Haz has been gunning for Sir Edward Young who has been protecting the interests of the Crown and TQ. Neither Smeg nor Haz plays by acceptable, reasonable or constructive rules. Lady C does not see the judge ruling in Haz's favour. Harkles are aiming for 24-hour securiddy as if İPP status.

Wyoming appearance? Possible response to Megan McCain article where she stated that Smeg would have to mingle with people and show the kids to be successful in political office. Smeg has already sabotaged her chances. People have already seen what the Harkles are by their nasty departure from TRF and continuing vitriol and perpetual attention-seeking. The Harkle's desperation for attention triggers repulsion and deep distaste yet renders them fascinating at the same time. They also wanted to rain on Catherine and William's Wimbledon parade.

Teaser? Lady C mentioned the possibility of some juicy news that cuts through some speculation but saving it for next time.
 
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Bib
They are the former Royal Protection Team
I have a hard time explaining this one:

From someone with an understanding(Jobson) in the Daily Star article:

"If Harry wants 'Scotland Yard' protection when he comes to the UK why doesn’t he pay the going rate for a retired S014 PPOs [police protection officers] like Charles did for Camilla for years before they married. ''
"These elite ex-officers know all the protocols and could liaise with active protection officers."
See also the Trojan Consultancy link.

Yet Harry is in court over-Intelligence.(Bib above-the active protection officers , actually have the necessary -Intelligence, as you see in Jobson's(among others) comment .

I still think he is suing over status vs suing over security .(in the traditional sense)
Somebody is lying , or it's a weird side effect of Ravec/HO statements .
I’ve said before and I’ll stand by it. It’s ALL about status. He wants the blue light runs with outriders. Green traffic lights. ‘ordinary’ people ‘penned’ out of arms length. He’s an utter prat. (There’s also the fact he’s tight and doesn’t want to put his hand in his pockets despite the crap he comes off with).
 
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Bib
They are the former Royal Protection Team
I have a hard time explaining this one:

From someone with an understanding(Jobson) in the Daily Star article:

"If Harry wants 'Scotland Yard' protection when he comes to the UK why doesn’t he pay the going rate for a retired S014 PPOs [police protection officers] like Charles did for Camilla for years before they married. ''
"These elite ex-officers know all the protocols and could liaise with active protection officers."
See also the Trojan Consultancy link.

Yet Harry is in court over-Intelligence.(Bib above-the active protection officers , actually have the necessary -Intelligence, as you see in Jobson's(among others) comment .

I still think he is suing over status vs suing over security .(in the traditional sense)
Somebody is lying , or it's a weird side effect of Ravec/HO statements .
Thing is though, since this is all about getting the access to intelligence services, does anyone really think that if GCHQ gained info on a credible threat to the Harkles, they wouldn’t pass it on? Of course they would let whatever security he was using know! No one wants harm to come to any of the RF, no matter how big an idiot some of them act. They’d probably even provide temporary Met officer cover if there really was an imminent threat.

Or is it also about the right to protection from armed security? I don’t know anything about gun law in the UK. Would retired PPOs be able to carry a weapon? Presumably their crazily expensive security in the US is armed since toddlers appear to be able to get hold of a gun there! Maybe it’s a little man, little dick syndrome thing from Hazno who thinks it isn’t security if it isn’t armed.

Ultimately though whatever the reason is, his dummy spitting out is all about IPP status and someone else paying to look after his overly hairy arse because he thinks the world owes him a living.

twit.
 
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Indeed:
However everything (a majority of things) which is kept from the public in this case implies problems with ''former'' police officers also (clearance)
Harry demands access to Intelligence ,which means something different , and already has security (his own, and taxpayer funded -exceptional status with Ravec in UK) and is still in court. Why?
To be honest, by the statements I have seen, Ravec is also completely baffled by the request.

And it seems Meghan is also fixated on this too because she mentioned it in the Oprah tell-all. "I begged them to let him keep his security".

Why? Is an absolutely good question.



Yet Harry is in court over-Intelligence.(Bib above-the active protection officers , actually have the necessary -Intelligence, as you see in Jobson's(among others) comment .

I still think he is suing over status vs suing over security .(in the traditional sense)
Somebody is lying , or it's a weird side effect of Ravec/HO statements .

I think you nailed it to be honest.

Status.

William and his family get a police escort and a convoy of rovers, why can't I and mine?
 
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I’ve said before and I’ll stand by it. It’s ALL about status. He wants the blue light runs with outriders. Green traffic lights. ‘ordinary’ people ‘penned’ out of arms length. He’s an utter prat. (There’s also the fact he’s tight and doesn’t want to put his hand in his pockets despite the crap he comes off with).
Yes, should have pasted from article what I mean in the first post.

When they Meg-exited, the math behind their IPP status (security) was calculated at roughly 20 million .

And they want it all , the SEG motorcades, the easy riders-everything.
So the ''kept secret'' parts of his lawsuit are possibly highly interesting .
 
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In the second photo what is that ratty bit of red hair between Smeg and PWB. Did Smeg try to dye her hair a similar shade to Aldi.
IMO it looks like a hair extension, but what is noticeable is that the rest of her hair doesn't have any extensions and we all know that Meghan likes to have extensions in her hair.
 
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I disagree about the bracelet. And I'm anything but woke. Don't insult me, you know nothing about me, certainly no where near enough to slap a woke label on me. Making an assumption like that about wokeness is also dangerous. Some things are ewww. Dismissing an opinion about things that are ewww as "wokeness" is ridiculous. This bracelet is ewww, for many reasons, least of which being its simply unseemly and at the other end, implies racism/chattel for women, more especially women of colour. Sorry, I'm not wearing a bracelet that implies bondage/slave to love crap either. Seriously? What are we, lovelorn? And I refuse to romanticize the meaning behind this bracelet or justify why this bracelet should be wearable, even if it makes me look woke to do so, LOL! Its ewww. But to each their own. If someone else wants to take it on, go ahead. I'll take a hard pass.

I've never taken any notice of the bracelet.
I know nothing about it.
Where can I read about it, pease?

Is it expensive?
 
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Ok I just spat my tea out at this!
Can someone who knows how turn this into a Harry version for us?! He’s three times as thick as she is!

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Lady C plunging right in

Downfall of Boris? Toppled by a coup. Carrie was a catalyst. Boris is a little raggedy around the edges and has trouble keeping his zipper up, but is a great leader in Lady C's opinion. Great leaders are always flawed. Boris delivered Brexit. Johnson gone means Brexit gone? Boris also wanted to follow the Swedish covid model which has been acknowledged as the most sensible approach.
New leader? 12 front runners but no clear replacement. Lady C has met Dishy Rishi and found him very personable. Most likely candidate.

Haz asking for securiddy? Haz stripped of İPP status as no longer a senior working royal. Conflict of interest to pay for police securiddy. Haz has been gunning for Sir Edward Young who has been protecting the interests of the Crown and TQ. Neither Smeg nor Haz plays by acceptable, reasonable or constructive rules. Lady C does not see the judge ruling in Haz's favour. Harkles are aiming for 24-hour securiddy as if İPP status.

Wyoming appearance? Possible response to Megan McCain article where she stated that Smeg would have to mingle with people and show the kids to be successful in political office. Smeg has already sabotaged her chances. People have already seen what the Harkles are by their nasty departure from TRF and continuing vitriol and perpetual attention-seeking. The Harkle's desperation for attention triggers repulsion and deep distaste yet renders them fascinating at the same time. They also wanted to rain on Catherine and William's Wimbledon parade.

Teaser? Lady C mentioned the possibility of some juicy news that cuts through some speculation but saving it for next time.

When Harry said he had visited his Gran to make sure she was being protected by the right people, he was obviously referring to Sir Edward Young.

Harry has him in his sights.

The dude must have stood up to him and said 'no' in the past. Hence Harry wanting him to be blamed for him not being allowed to pay for the securiddy he wants.
 
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And in their sussexroyal website, they made sure to mention security and that they are IPPs. This appears to have been deleted: It's still there


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Their website was such a silly thing to do without consulting everyone, they thought they were so clever and sneaky but now we know what they wanted and lost.

They lost the prestige of "serving the monarchy", "strengthening the commonwealth" and the prestige of being "internationally protected persons" and most important usage of the HRH.


A reminder:

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we think NOT.
 
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I’ve said before and I’ll stand by it. It’s ALL about status. He wants the blue light runs with outriders. Green traffic lights. ‘ordinary’ people ‘penned’ out of arms length. He’s an utter prat. (There’s also the fact he’s tight and doesn’t want to put his hand in his pockets despite the crap he comes off with).
ITA.

IMO definitely status.

Wants exactly the same as PW. Probably forever. Even when PW is King.

Probably wants to flash RPOs around California. A step up from the run-of-the-mill celebrity security firms he's probably using right now. Would make him feel superior and "speshul". Plus, he gets to stick the cost on the nasty little racist taxpayers far, far away.

Even if Haz eventually manages to get what he wants (IPP), I can't see how having RPOs and filming a reality show would fit together. Would the HO/Met honestly allow the officers to be filmed as part of the commercial interests of a non-working Royal? Ditto for the Secret Service.

BTW, a little trip down memory lane, courtesy of the Mirror. A somewhat different approach taken by Haz to threats to his security back then.

Be a lot cheaper if the HO just said "OK Haz, you win. Here's your kukri knife back."

Wouldn't it? :)



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ITA.

IMO definitely status.

Wants exactly the same as PW. Probably forever. Even when PW is King.

Probably wants to flash RPOs around California. A step up from the run-of-the-mill celebrity security firms he's probably using right now. Makes him feel superior and "speshul". Plus, he gets to stick the cost on the nasty little racist taxpayers far, far away.

Even if Haz eventually manages to get what he wants (IPP), I can't see how having RPOs and filming a reality show would fit together. Would the HO/Met honestly allow the officers to be filmed as part of the commercial interests of a non-working Royal? Ditto for the Secret Service.

BTW, a little trip down memory lane, courtesy of the Mirror. A somewhat different approach taken by Haz to threats to his security back then.

Be a lot cheaper if the HO just said "OK Haz, you win. Here's your kukri knife back."

Wouldn't it? :)



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Pity the Taliban were such a tit shot!
 
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I've never taken any notice of the bracelet.
I know nothing about it.
Where can I read about it, pease?

Is it expensive?
I had a look on a jewellers website (not Cartier themselves). The bracelets have been about since 1969 and are based on the chastity belt! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
They cost thousands and the site said the ones with diamonds are a pass into high profile events.
It listed well-known wearers including Angelina Jolie, but no mention of Minge.
Also Burton and Taylor. Couples can have them and they exchange screwdrivers as a sign of commitment.
There's no way she would remove a pass to high-profile events - a grifter's version of a festival wristband - plus Trev probably binned the screwdriver when he received her rings back.
Do we definitely believe it came from Trev and not some sinister puppet master with a home in Wyoming who is working to bring down the British Monarchy??
Minge's chastity bracelet! 🤪

ETA Just google Cartier Love Bracelet @Chita
 
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How it must have hurt to be basically smuggled from the airport to Frogmore when they were over for the Jubilee 😀.
And of course they were so scared for their security they had to open a window in the car bringing them to the service. 🤣

I absolutely agree, they want the prestige and the importance of being escorted about.
Motorcades, outriders and the whole works. Pair of twits.
 
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I've never taken any notice of the bracelet.
I know nothing about it.
Where can I read about it, pease?

Is it expensive?
It’s the Cartier love bracelet. You can get it in gold, silver, platinum and with diamonds.
It’s a very popular bracelet and they also do rings as well.
You screw it on with a small screwdriver included in the box and it’s meant to “stay on” and symbolise eternal love.
 
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I think I have solved the riddle of the mystery woman with the red headed child. It's the elephant lady not Sméagol.
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The whole ice cream sandwich scenario is so absurd, I suspect perhaps someone is subtly telling us the set up is bullshit, and things are not what they seem. It’s such a surreal thing to do - I think it’s a clue to not believe what we see here.
 
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