Harry and Meghan #141 She will need Hocus Pocus to make her the POTUS

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Carpediem69

Carpediem69

Harry and Meghan #140 The cut and shut pair with the dodgy hair!

It's bright! It's shiny! It's a new thread everyone!! Hurrah! Title by @spangly Vague Recollections of last thread. Lots of memes and cartoons of the Time Cover. H&M made first appearance since Lidl was born. Bit of a damp squid. They will be joining the Global Citizen Live - a 'once in a...
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This week they graced NYC with their most royalist presence on a faux royal tour - no red carpets provided by the Mayor but plenty of security and cameras which far out numbered the fans
We want to send advice to Smegzy to sack the stylist
They visited the 9/11 memorial from which a great photo emerged with her face blocked by a wreath
We discussed why she insisted on wearing wool coats in circa 75+ degree heat and concluded she has added some covid chunkiness to her svelte frame - Kate on the overhand was seen playing tennis - we contrasted the 2 - Kate is our outright winner in the athletics stakes
They visited a school in Harlem, her dripping in expensive jewels and a horse blanket, he wore a wet suit and they generously ‘gifted’ 2 boxes of fruit - yep a whole 2 boxes
She read from her book - badly - Hazzno paid attention whilst exposing his builders bum crack to all the poor kiddywinks sitting behind him
They were ‘papped’ drinking cocktails in the Carlye hotel with BFF JM
We await there attendance at some charity event with more grifters tonight and discussed what creation she might grace us wit

That’s all folks 😷
Thanks to @sonic for the new thread title 😘
 
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KuntyChopsMcghee

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Round up.

Tourists visit NYC.
Tourists wear Halloween costumes and blood diamonds to commemorate the dead in NYC.
Someone is footing the bill, we just don't know yet!
They're cunts.
Smeg doesn't own a mirror.
Smeg trying and failing to dress like a style icon.
Harry showing his skid mark's to the kidz.
They're cunts.
Generous donation of 2 food boxes and a washing machine (big wows).
Smeg reads her tit book to kids.
Daddy Haz making sure the world knows that he's Achies dad by carrying his sons lunch bag around.
They're cunts.

I'm sure there was more!

Thanks to @Carpediem69 for the shiny new fred.
 
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NorthernValkyrie

If the jacket was longer-lined the extra fabric would swirl more in a more cloak manner. That'd look better to my mind :unsure:
 
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Carpediem69

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@cassandra - thanks for your notes apols I wasn’t quick enough to add to the new recap 😘

smeg doesn't know how to dress.
smug appears to have put on weight.
Clueless Californian Tourists visit NY - is the best headline.
Merching and making money. We don't like them.
Insensitive reading of a book about fathers to kids who may not have a father.
2 boxes of fruit and veg and a washing machine donated by someone else but credit is taken my smegs and Haz.

Security, who's paying?
 
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rowenagal

Back to these pics at the restaurant again..there is a photo of him hugging the owner, where you can see a wire coming out of his right hand pants pocket, wound around his belt and then it disappears up under his jumper. Is it a wire for security? Could that be the item someone mentioned earlier about what was in his pocket? Is he that paranoid? Or is it a recording device? Scroll down even further when he's sitting in the group with the school kids. You can again clearly see the wire from behind...

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Meghan & Harry enjoy date at Harlem restaurant and make $25K donation

The Sussexes headed to local Harlem soul food restaurant Melba's for a bite to eat on Friday afternoon. Prince Harry tried chicken & waffles for the first time declaring the dish to be 'delicious'.
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Mrsoh

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I wonder if it's recordings for their podcasts, or whatever it is they are doing.
 
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Evangelina

rowenagal said:
Back to these pics at the restaurant again..there is a photo of him hugging the owner, where you can see a wire coming out of his right hand pants pocket, wound around his belt and then it disappears up under his jumper. Is it a wire for security? Could that be the item someone mentioned earlier about what was in his pocket? Is he that paranoid? Or is it a recording device? Scroll down even further when he's sitting in the group with the school kids. You can again clearly see the wire from behind...

www.dailymail.co.uk

Meghan & Harry enjoy date at Harlem restaurant and make $25K donation

The Sussexes headed to local Harlem soul food restaurant Melba's for a bite to eat on Friday afternoon. Prince Harry tried chicken & waffles for the first time declaring the dish to be 'delicious'.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk
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Full blown paranoia.
They are wired its normal as a self perceived target, also legal when security experts around:
A funny one, the kid that Harry pushes away was probably pushed away because of it:
 
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YeltsinsTank

YeltsinsTank

Evangelina said:
Full blown paranoia.
They are wired its normal as a self perceived target, also legal when security experts around:
A funny one, the kid that Harry pushes away was probably pushed away because of it:
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That's the Harry's Gray Suit video I was trying to post. Also that red suit Megz is wearing is hideous.
 
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