Harry and Meghan #136 Ofcom's spoken, now all the crockery's broken!

[Dooley Doo]

So according to this film it was all Harry's idea to leave whilst plucky little Smeggy wanted to make it work

What accent does PWB have there, it sounds like about 3 different ones.

 

[Pippa M]

Royal Family LIVE: Lilibet set to miss out on Royal tradition

PRINCE Harry is set to make a Royal Family appearance later this month.

www.express.co.uk

8th

Meghan not heading to UK 'any time soon' - Duchess made it 'awkward'

MEGHAN MARKLE is claimed to not be heading to the UK "any time soon" after rumours the royal couple could return to christen Lilibet Diana.

www.express.co.uk

9th

Everything we know about Lilibet Diana's christening in UK

MEGHAN MARKLE and Prince Harry are said to be heading for British shores to christen the latest addition to their family, Lilibet Diana, alongside the Queen. Here is what we know about when the christening will take place, where it will be and who will be in attendance.

www.express.co.uk

slow real news day at The Express

£45,000 damages for Prince Harry teacher

· Eton agrees compensation for former art teacher · College decides 'to bring matter to a close'

www.theguardian.com

They are also half way down the front page and not .............gasp.........headline news.

 

[Dooley Doo]

Wow!...That moon bump/preg stomach does not look real AT ALL! ( on Rachael)

Yes, Smeg witch's bump is flat and square and yet her btm is still round.

 

[Miscanthus]

It's like when someone leaked the audio of Tom Cruise screaming at the crew on MI6, thinking he would get cancelled, but everyone agreed with him.

He was actually standing up for the industry.

I think Prince Charles seems quite sweet. I like how he only has one suit and one jacket. Both he and Anne are really very frugal.

I was chatting to a friend who know one if PC's secretaries. Seems he wasvthere and they work on sosome sort of rota and rota have to travel to wherever

@Chita I love your creations so much!
Keep your signatures on them and screenshot all those you've posted here, just so no fucker nicks them as per Intellectual Property and copyright stuff
We here will always recognise your work
Your art is brilliant, the detail of hooves and hair in particular

Yes, you just need a copyright symbol next to your signature. You should do a book!

 

[Ndrangheta]

The Hazno and Megxit version of burning bridges is: You burn the bridges, collect the ashes and incinerate them again until not an atom is left, then you drain the river over which the bridges crossed. What the F*CK is UP with these pair of psycho's? Heavens. F-off already.

 

[Doodlebug005]

I don't know; do you guys see VIP below my avvy? All I see is Chatty member! I think I got demoted!



Um that Von Der Leyen woman looks, um, how can I put this... a bit too perfectly coiffed if you know what I mean. Like she got out of the coffin out of the bed like that somehow and had a perfectly brewed cup of blood tea before making a daily PSA to the masses.

Hurrah! I see VIP!

 

[Chita]

Well sometimes it works but I couldn't find what you said, on my laptop but hey ho it's fine! I an a dinosaur when it comes to the internet! I've just got a new phone and it's taken me a whole day to sort it out. But I won't be giving up, I will get there! In my young day a landline was a new thing!lol!!!

this is the refresh arrow.........







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[the musician]

Wasn’t the polo match after the 40th ? B’day 4th Aug - Polo 21st Aug ?

Yeah it was. I knew it was too good to be true! He's too scared of her to cheat anyway.

 

[IHateHadargoyle]

Serious question - how many dinner sets will be broken in Montishito if Piers wins?

All of them including Hazznoballs head!

 

[Carpediem69]

Prince Harry’s memoir ‘to be out by Christmas’ as book ‘ready to go'

PRINCE HARRY'S memoir will be "out by Christmas" as the book is "written and ready to go" a royal historian claimed in an exclusive interview with Express.co.uk.

www.express.co.uk

geezer reckons Hazno's whingey memoirs will be out by Christmas rather than next year as is currently claimed.

Quick we need to warn Santa’s little helpers to expect crates of the book to be delivered just in time for his Christmas Eve distribution run

 

[MoodyBlue]

Ha ha - on twitter - their nicknames are
Carbon Foot Prince and Pinocchio.

Love this!

That's brilliant! CFP & P lol!

 

[Pom Bear]

Oh Meghan is a very plain. But she is just Harry's type. Not sure about him being 'vulnerable'. I think he's just a cnut.

That pic looks looks like they In a very very narrow canal x

They be better with a normal sized canal instead lol .

 

[Scotch Mist]

Male and female are not genders. They are sexes and the nanny concerned would definitely have been one of them.

Yes I agree that sex and gender are 2 different things but let me tell you I won't allow Smeggy or anyone else to inspect my fluffy privates

 

[Happy Lady]

Perhaps Megsy could become friendly with certain dogs and feed them

 

[Pippa M]

I think there may have been some confusion between the 2 gringos me and #YeltsinsTank as I've been VIP since March 25th of this year (teehee I checked to make sure)

still always like a good excuse for champagne ! Cheers!!!

Yesh, I helpft yoush wivs shamperz..so solly I kannit rite now.

 

[shazbev]

Smeggy with her nose in as usual, promoting those left over Bench books.
Honestly, she'll go anywhere for 5 dollas.

Omg @freda19 , I've snorted my cereal out guffawing at this...bloody hilarious. Thank you for getting my week off to a good start.

 

[Chita]

Like this?
View attachment 750892

So cute
Unlike Harry.

 

[wisebutwild]

Can't believe when I got him almost 8 yrs ago he was so tiny he could sit in my hand.. I had to lift him to the top of his scratching post....lol by the age of 6 months he was bigger than his father... he was the runt of the litter and ended up being the biggest of the lot... he's a purebred rag doll but even by rag doll standards he is one big cuddly boy... lol I reckon he could piss over any security fence in monteshito...lol

You, @Nuttynana and the rest of the cat people could have a 'Pussy Olympics'.... and sell the filming rights to Noballs for his next Netflix project.

Events to include ...... pissing the highest, finding Smegs legs in a bucket of KFC chicken legs, largest passed turd NOT in a litter tray, pissing the most in one go, hiding the clowns (juggling) balls in the most inappropriate places (more points if you can locate the real ones and then hide them) and many others events I've yet to think of. Please let me know if you have any suggestions, keep it clean ....... pussy is as in 'cats' not the other meaning..... thank you.

 

[diamandismarie]

#
Lol, the designer of the dress we all love to hate has been MARKLED

Wouldn't it be great if the Queen invites them for Christmas but lets them know that she has also invited Thomas Markle

This is a reality show I would kill for

Love this and was just thinking the same thing last night when trying to fall asleep ....... if it's true about all this 40 stuff she's had made then a market stall will probably the only way she will be able to get rid of it ....... "roll up, roll up, come and get your bargains - free 'children's' book The Stench with every item purchased."

Am I the only one who wants some discarded freebie 40x40 swag? I'd totally rock that merch ironically.

 

[Ndrangheta]

Bet she deep throated the lot of them squaddies first and senior officers last

Supporting the troops killing people. Oh the humanity!