Harry and Meghan #136 Ofcom's spoken, now all the crockery's broken!

[diamandismarie]

Thing is, Ariel gave up her voice willingly to have a chance with the human prince. Megzy is actually Vanessa, the dark-haired villainous alter ego who uses Ariel's voice to swoop in & manipulate the prince away from her. Below is an artist's rendering of "Meg" charming "Prince Charles" while "Harry" looks on, brainwashed & spaced out:

Fun fact, Melissa McCarthy is set to play Ursula in the upcoming live action movie

 

[liar liar]

The only comparison between smegs and the little mermaid is that smegs' minge smells like fish.

Mermaids can't actually procreate and have no minges.

 

[mardymare]

As time goes on, İ sympathise with TRF. They understand how the Harkles would play title and line of succession losses to win sympathy. İ don't think anybody apart from Sam/Tom Jnr could ever have predicted quite how toxic and venomous Smeg and Haz would become.
The duo are being allowed to reveal themselves as cacky and unworthy. Unfortunately it does sully the Monarchy to a lesser degree. Ultimately TRF will win. Smeg will not disappear,ever. She will have a level of infamous notoriety coupled with zero awareness of the increasing failure of plastic surgery to beautify and freshen her looks.
She will always be tops in her mind. Not sure whether Haz will ever have an epiphany.

 

[Kezzle]

How did I miss that ? How ridiculous.

Its honestly worth a watch, she says it in the chicken coop, she looks like she thinks she is saying something really profound!

 

[Cassandra333]

Mermaids can't actually procreate and have no minges.

I didn't say anything about the mermaids minge, or rather lack of it. I was talking about smegs minge. I'm quite sure that the mermaids tail smells like fish, since it is fish.
But you do know that mermaids aren't actually real, don't you?

 

[NorthernValkyrie]

Happy New Thread!

What a beautiful comparison here, one looks princess-like and then... There is not one acceptable part of the dress, the overall look, the overly tight bust, the (lack of) posture...!

 

[wisebutwild]

Prince Pothead & Princess Pinocchio is my title suggestion.

Nowt like getting in early with your suggestion @Xales , hope it pays off

 

[Nuttynana]

I didn't say anything about the mermaids minge, or rather lack of it. I was talking about smegs minge. I'm quite sure that the mermaids tail smells like fish, since it is fish.
But you do know that mermaids aren't actually real, don't you?

She's no mermaid more like a bleeping piranha and I bet her minge stinks like rotten mackerel, she is a mingemaid!!

 

[YeltsinsTank]

Can anyone remember another Oprah interview being called out where so much untruth was picked up?

She must have been in on it. The faked 'British' headlines, the three day before marriage, the lack of titles being normal. Staff allegedly telling her about the moonbump. No way would she have not known all this.

I wonder what made her go down that path for H&M.

I don't remember her ever being called out over an interview like this before. People know that when they go on her show, they're going to get softball questions, which is why they do it. The audience knows this as well. I quit watching her regular show a long time before it stopped airing. The most recent interview that I saw besides H&M was one Lisa Marie Presley had done some time after Michael Jackson died. I don't think she was telling the truth about the marriage, but I do think she may have believed her own BS. However, no one called her out and I don't recall a lot of attention placed on the interview in general at the time.

You always got this feeling that Oprah was one of those crapsaccharine people-- sweet and sparkly on the surface, with something nasty lurking underneath, but you couldn't quite put your finger on it. So you kind of went on about things and didn't think about it. Then you'd hear things like her giving away brand new cars that she didn't pay for and the recipients got stuck with thousands in taxes. The girls school fiasco in Africa. The idiots she spawned-- Ellen, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil. OWN is basically UWN-- the Un-Watchable Network. Things like that. The saccharine coating is slipping off. Then the H&M interview and it's right there in your face, stink and all.

 

[Nuttynana]

Thing is, Ariel gave up her voice willingly to have a chance with the human prince. Megzy is actually Vanessa, the dark-haired villainous alter ego who uses Ariel's voice to swoop in & manipulate the prince away from her. Below is an artist's rendering of "Meg" charming "Prince Charles" while "Harry" looks on, brainwashed & spaced out:

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Fun fact, Melissa McCarthy is set to play Ursula in the upcoming live action movie

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I can see the similarity fugly, gobby grifter

I don't remember her ever being called out over an interview like this before. People know that when they go on her show, they're going to get softball questions, which is why they do it. The audience knows this as well. I quit watching her regular show a long time before it stopped airing. The most recent interview that I saw besides H&M was one Lisa Marie Presley had done some time after Michael Jackson died. I don't think she was telling the truth about the marriage, but I do think she may have believed her own BS. However, no one called her out and I don't recall a lot of attention placed on the interview in general at the time.

You always got this feeling that Oprah was one of those crapsaccharine people-- sweet and sparkly on the surface, with something nasty lurking underneath, but you couldn't quite put your finger on it. So you kind of went on about things and didn't think about it. Then you'd hear things like her giving away brand new cars that she didn't pay for and the recipients got stuck with thousands in taxes. The girls school fiasco in Africa. The idiots she spawned-- Ellen, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil. OWN is basically UWN-- the Un-Watchable Network. Things like that. The saccharine coating is slipping off. Then the H&M interview and it's right there in your face, stink and all.

The bewigged old crone drowns in her own brand of low level, unfunny, sanctimonious shite and hope the King thing goes down with her into the piranha pond they created, no life jackets and no Lifeguards, lovely.

Where is the King thing these days?? She was like the town crier after the interview, six faced old slapper knows she dropped a bollock and keeping her wiggy head down!!

 

[wisebutwild]

That will damage the royals.
this is the problem isn’t it, separating the family from the job. it’s also why the RF are struggling to handle it as everyone’s expectation is different.
So for me, you quit the job. You don’t do the pageantry, tours etc.
you could still be there for the background party like other friends, but your not in the carriage waving.

Those two in a carriage waving will cause mutiny in the crowd. The booing will be horrendous along with the rotting veg flying in their direction. Also I'm sure @Nuttynana's horse (cat?) manure is maturing nicely. She originally was going to fire it at Noballs if he appeared in public at the statue unveiling but he 'chickened' out so it will be super rich and smelly by next June.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Scrapie is busy doing his anti Monarchy work again why be a royal reporter when you obviously hate them so much?

 

[Nuttynana]

Those two in a carriage waving will cause mutiny in the crowd. The booing will be horrendous along with the rotting veg flying in their direction. Also I'm sure @Nuttynana's horse (cat?) manure is maturing nicely. She originally was going to fire it at Noballs if he appeared in public at the statue unveiling but he 'chickened' out so it will be super rich and smelly by next June.

I have got some rogue horses to aim their arses in the carriage window and have you seen how far a horse can piss? Their aim will be true straight in the kisser.

Carriage too high for the cat squad but am recruiting all of our 4 legged lovelies to do the job I am expanding the empire, just looking for a camel now to stick his head in the window and vomit all over them

 

[Scotch Mist]

Meanwhile Smeggy's latte brand is OFFICIALLY endorsing #sussexsquad online events, offering givaways & discounts

 

[Nuttynana]

Scrapie is busy doing his anti Monarchy work again why be a royal reporter when you obviously hate them so much?
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Fuckwitted, ugly, silicone faced gobshite, stirring again. He is either getting paid well or has access to Haddocks minge and giving Paxo one in the butt instead.

Hero wanking, wizzened worship.

bleep

 

[Scotch Mist]

So according to this film it was all Harry's idea to leave whilst plucky little Smeggy wanted to make it work

 

[liar liar]

Can anyone remember another Oprah interview being called out where so much untruth was picked up?

She must have been in on it. The faked 'British' headlines, the three day before marriage, the lack of titles being normal. Staff allegedly telling her about the moonbump. No way would she have not known all this.

I wonder what made her go down that path for H&M.

She owed them for the wedding invite?

 

[Mrsoh]

Scrapie is busy doing his anti Monarchy work again why be a royal reporter when you obviously hate them so much?
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Is this based on true life or more made up bullshit like The Crown.

 

[Nuttynana]

Meanwhile Smeggy's latte brand is OFFICIALLY endorsing #sussexsquad online events, offering givaways & discounts
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Should have changed the last word to cock

 

[wisebutwild]

since i said i a well known member meaning a well used yacht girl it seems i’m become a chatty member

does that mean i catch men with the teeth in my magic minge???

At least it means one step closer to the illustrious position of VIP. If they gave out VIPs for emojing posts and I didn’t double post myself so often I’d have been there ages ago.

Welcome to the 'gobby' club. I've been here a while but not bothered - don't know if I could cope with the pressure of being a VIP bit too posh for a northerner like me with me clogs, flat cap and whippets