I love Dan Wooton!
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I think he readily admits he thought she was very attractive. However, someone like Piers would meet highly attractive celebrities all the time. That's like 'admitting' he found Kylie Minogue or Cameron Diaz attractive, with the small difference that those women actually are very attractive.
He was being kind. Presumably those sets of piano keys in her mouth don't look quite so off-putting in person.
Omid Scrotes head balloon
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's Smeg alert
There's rumours here from somewhere else
PR machine springs to life
Opens up one suger eye
Focusing itv and sky
When Omid Scrotes head balloon floats by
Completely, she used him and suddenly succeeded in her venture.I uphold his "personal axe" totally. She shmoozed him, asked for invites and introductions to wealthy blokes and then blanked him as soon as no6 slid his dick into her and she slid 'whatever' into his poop chute in the roast chicken sex game they enjoy.
Blanked. Not even a "Listen Piers, thanks a lot for your help with socialising etc, but I've met a nice guy and I'm no longer intohunting wealthy dickmeeting anyone else at the moment. Can't say too much about him but watch this space. Love Meggyweggy x" Just ghosted. People love to imply it was a sex thing, that he had a crush on her ... yeah, a fading actress/suitcase girl with legs like a chicken, bunion feet and shoulders like a linebacker, how could he resist?
She did it with Lizzie Cundy too, begged for introductions then ghosted her after her hazza dick-athon yielded results. Was it a sexual "personal axe" thing with Cundy? A crush?
People need to wise up to her MO and stop seeing sexual intention where none exists.
Why is this engagement ring stuff coming up again everywhere now? It's weird.
Meghan put out some PR before she was engaged that Harry was going to propose and that he was going to use the emerald from a bracelet Diana had worn on her Australian tour.
Prince Harry will pop the question with this Princess Diana sparkler
How stunning!
www.nowtolove.com.au
She had obviously decided royal emeralds were now Hers.
It was clear in the engagement interview she didn't like the ring and did indeed Basic witch it up once she had got him safely down the aisle. (having married him 3 days earlier just in case he pulled out).
Could explain all the bits he's trying to preserve. Or replace with new bits.Probably a dried up old mummy
Regardless. He's an outright arse.
I remember once being asked , at work, where would you go to get a new passport. I asked my colleague which nationality he was. No accent or at least no foreign accent so I didn't know. Got in trouble as he was British with a distant Indian background and I apparently shoudlnt have asked. Just answered. Racism and all that.
Had to point out that if he'd followed my instructions he'd now be Austrian, not British
So racism is how the other person sees it and not always an intention.
HUBBA HUBBA !I'm at the point where I'm genuinely fascinated to know where/how someone so utterly unprepossessing got this level of hide.
Of course, this just means she's pissed off but can't afford legal fees, but the constant need for clapback is pathological.
Could not be more excited about this news:
Really hoping that Harry is able to clap his beady, bitter little eyes on an actual Marine and realise how unqualified his flaccid effeminate frame was to ever lead them.
Come to mama Danny boy.
Looks like the sugars have got into astrology
tweets on fire tonight 
The one of him running.....phwoar.HUBBA HUBBA !
Look what they’ve called Scabies in the comments of Richard Eden’s tweet
I wonder how soon he'll be turning his comments off again 
Nuttynana you often come out with phrases I haven't heard for years and they make me smile. Maybe if HMQ and PC took a leaf out of your book, it would stop the Harkles in their tracks and shock them into behaving.Sorry about my mouth on here and do hope you're not too delicate.
Why not buy a book of British swear words and rhyming slang you Americans have some lovely expressions too why not use them on here and we can all learn from each other
JAN MOIR: A bucket of cold water is thrown on Meghan's fevered claims https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/...verdict.html?ito=native_share_article-masthea
looks like the moniker princess pinocchio is sticking
looks like the moniker princess pinocchio is sticking
Did somebody say smegs book was selling for 99p? @Wu Tien surely you can give us an alternative version to 99 red balloons? #loveyourworkI feel a song coming on!!
What I want to know is, why haven't we heard anymore about her 40x40???? It's all gone very quiet!!
"Not a nice day for Princess Pinocchio"........
Peers Morgan
Peers Morgan
F*cking love it!!
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