Harry and Meghan #135 The weeping sore and the wailing bore

[Cinnamon.girl]

Just read that Minge is considering consulting her lawyers over Ofcom's decision on freedom of speech and chilling censorship re. Piers. Good luck with that Minge. No idea when to stop digging or step back or shut up or say sorry. Endlessly complaining, lying, grifting and slandering.
Despite exposing his genital pain and inner turmoil, saying how his shoulders have dropped and his spine (spine?) stiffened in LA, I'd not be surprised if Noballs throws in the towel and sneaks back alone to be rehabbed on a turnip farm somewhere. He's a mentally fragile wreck and there's only so much a snivelling weasel can take. His life has been an utter nightmare since she snagged him on her Minge, and she and the mythical children might be left in L.A. while he dumps yet again on the RF the mess of his life and leaves them to sort it out.
He might have already done it, as after all what is there to salvage from this car-crash?

 

[Chita]

Annie...I am one of those people who will move up really slowly....but that's okay because I am enjoying this site too much to be really concerned. I am learning so much too! Sometimes I am tickled by all the colorful language and turns of phrase...I can have tears in my eyes from laughing quietly and the Hubs will ask me what it is.....I will read him the comments out loud and we will guffaw together....so shocked....and so entertained.

I wonder if we can make a list of all the British slang and curse words/phrases that are fondly used here so that we Americans and others can make sure we don't miss out on the ( not so subtle) surprising insights written here.. ...... Thanks to all...every day.

Just ask if there are any words or phrases that baffle you and we shall happily decipher/translate.



This tarot card lark is uncanny.
Im getting to be quite the expert on doing readings for Cash and Harry. Those on youtube need to watch out because Im catching them up.


Did a quick 3 card reading for them today -

The 1st card drawn was the Major Arcana card - the rhinocrocadog which depicts a mystical creature and represents an untrustworthy person with many faces.

2nd card - was the 2 million of pentacles and that card says loud and clear that the money Prince Charles gave them has run out.

And the 3rd card was the Lying Weasel card which even the novice Tarot card reader will understand.

Its uncanny I tell you.

 

[Xales]

Isn't his book written in American English? They were probably surprised if he didn't speak American in that case. Not racism/prejudice.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

My fave on twitter is joining in the fun

 

[freda19]

Annie...I am one of those people who will move up really slowly....but that's okay because I am enjoying this site too much to be really concerned. I am learning so much too! Sometimes I am tickled by all the colorful language and turns of phrase...I can have tears in my eyes from laughing quietly and the Hubs will ask me what it is.....I will read him the comments out loud and we will guffaw together....so shocked....and so entertained.

I wonder if we can make a list of all the British slang and curse words/phrases that are fondly used here so that we Americans and others can make sure we don't miss out on the ( not so subtle) surprising insights written here.. ...... Thanks to all...every day.

*wipes away a tear*

We like you too. You are one of us. Have a mushy

 

[Pom Bear]

I've done abit of catching up ...lol at Scobie ...here he is on This Morning x

 

[Nuttynana]

Annie...I am one of those people who will move up really slowly....but that's okay because I am enjoying this site too much to be really concerned. I am learning so much too! Sometimes I am tickled by all the colorful language and turns of phrase...I can have tears in my eyes from laughing quietly and the Hubs will ask me what it is.....I will read him the comments out loud and we will guffaw together....so shocked....and so entertained.

I wonder if we can make a list of all the British slang and curse words/phrases that are fondly used here so that we Americans and others can make sure we don't miss out on the ( not so subtle) surprising insights written here.. ...... Thanks to all...every day.

Sorry about my mouth on here and do hope you're not too delicate.

Why not buy a book of British swear words and rhyming slang you Americans have some lovely expressions too why not use them on here and we can all learn from each other

 

[the musician]

I uphold his "personal axe" totally. She shmoozed him, asked for invites and introductions to wealthy blokes and then blanked him as soon as no6 slid his dick into her and she slid 'whatever' into his poop chute in the roast chicken sex game they enjoy.
Blanked. Not even a "Listen Piers, thanks a lot for your help with socialising etc, but I've met a nice guy and I'm no longer into hunting wealthy dick meeting anyone else at the moment. Can't say too much about him but watch this space. Love Meggyweggy x" Just ghosted. People love to imply it was a sex thing, that he had a crush on her ... yeah, a fading actress/suitcase girl with legs like a chicken, bunion feet and shoulders like a linebacker, how could he resist?
She did it with Lizzie Cundy too, begged for introductions then ghosted her after her hazza dick-athon yielded results. Was it a sexual "personal axe" thing with Cundy? A crush?
People need to wise up to her MO and stop seeing sexual intention where none exists.

BIB: I never understood why people kept thinking that when Piers is happily married! Doesn't Celia dislike HW as well? He just wanted to meet HW because he was a fan of Suits.

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Just ask if there are any words or phrases that baffle you and we shall happily decipher/translate.



This tarot card lark is uncanny.
Im getting to be quite the expert on doing readings for Cash and Harry. Those on youtube need to watch out because Im catching them up.


Did a quick 3 card reading for them today -

The 1st card drawn was the Major Arcana card - the rhinocrocadog which depicts a mystical creature and represents an untrustworthy person with many faces.

2nd card - was the 2 million of pentacles and that card says loud and clear that the money Prince Charles gave them has run out.

And the 3rd card was the Lying Weasel card which even the novice Tarot card reader will understand.

Its uncanny I tell you.

The third card was the Lying Weasel card
THE TAROT CARDS HAVE SPOKEN!!! I just called NoBalls a SNIVELLING WEASEL in my post 5 minutes ago and Lo! Up pops the Lying Weasel Card in @Chita 's post !!! OMG!

 

[Chita]

THE TAROT CARDS HAVE SPOKEN!!! I just called NoBalls a SNIVELLING WEASEL in my post 5 minutes ago and Lo! Up pop's the Lying Weasel Card in @Chita 's post !!! OMG!

I am Mystic Chita!

 

[mylifeisasillymoviefail]

Omigod "questioning" the decision. Bet OFCOM are shitting themselves now.

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He can only write in wooly wishy-washy language can't he? Piers didn't discredit the mental health issues...he completely disbelieved them .
Big difference.

Yeah, because Ofcom's really going to care about what that disgusting creature of plasticity thinks. Piers didn't discredit HW's mental health issues! Didn't he say that he didn't believe that she was denied help? Two completely different things!

Oops sorry. Repeated you.

 

[MistyWoods]

It seems as though the gloves are well and truly off!!

It's about time!

 

[mylifeisasillymoviefail]

Are Britons ashamed of how they treated Meghan yet? - The Markles (quora.com)

I'm just reading the comments on this.

Wonderful aren't they?

 

[Allflightscancelled]

It's a Persian rug!!

Ba Dum Tish !!!!

 

[mylifeisasillymoviefail]

15 pages already and I'm only on page 5

I be catching up later x

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I'd settle for natural Brazilian which is pretty much where he's heading anyway with his hair loss.

Wait til you get to Washed Up Member like me. There are very very few of us in the world, and we have mystic almost iconic status. The next level is Flaccid Member, and that's a bit like World of Warcraft or Fortnite and almost unattainable.
I've never met a Flaccid Member btw. Has anyone else??

I used to have a husband who could be described like that

 

[JAR21]

Annie...I am one of those people who will move up really slowly....but that's okay because I am enjoying this site too much to be really concerned. I am learning so much too! Sometimes I am tickled by all the colorful language and turns of phrase...I can have tears in my eyes from laughing quietly and the Hubs will ask me what it is.....I will read him the comments out loud and we will guffaw together....so shocked....and so entertained.

I wonder if we can make a list of all the British slang and curse words/phrases that are fondly used here so that we Americans and others can make sure we don't miss out on the ( not so subtle) surprising insights written here.. ...... Thanks to all...every day.

We could have a section in the Wiki?

ETA I've added a section at the bottom. Now we need some examples to add to it.

 

[mylifeisasillymoviefail]

Who on earth gets "melanin levels" taken at a doctor's office?

I always figured he'd mixed up melanin and melatonin but never understood the Caucasian comment if I was right.
As far as I know you only assess melanin levels in archaeological context. In other words when checking the background of dried up old mummies
Love to know what he was being tested for.

 

[Murphy Brown]

Just read that Minge is considering consulting her lawyers over Ofcom's decision on freedom of speech and chilling censorship re. Piers. Good luck with that Minge. No idea when to stop digging or step back or shut up or say sorry. Endlessly complaining, lying, grifting and slandering.
Despite exposing his genital pain and inner turmoil, saying how his shoulders have dropped and his spine (spine?) stiffened in LA, I'd not be surprised if Noballs throws in the towel and sneaks back alone to be rehabbed on a turnip farm somewhere. He's a mentally fragile wreck and there's only so much a snivelling weasel can take. His life has been an utter nightmare since she snagged him on her Minge, and she and the mythical children might be left in L.A. while he dumps yet again on the RF the mess of his life and leaves them to sort it out.
He might have already done it, as after all what is there to salvage from this car-crash?

I'm at the point where I'm genuinely fascinated to know where/how someone so utterly unprepossessing got this level of hide.

Of course, this just means she's pissed off but can't afford legal fees, but the constant need for clapback is pathological.

Could not be more excited about this news:

‘Hottest royal’ makes big career move

Call him Cadet Cutie.

www.news.com.au

Really hoping that Harry is able to clap his beady, bitter little eyes on an actual Marine and realise how unqualified his flaccid effeminate frame was to ever lead them.

 

[MistyWoods]

With PM in this instance, as is often the case with him, it's his tone and delivery rather than what he says. He is often right on many things but his tone and manner are so aggressive the point gets lost. That said I'm glad he won. When several elements of what was said in that interview are already proven to be false, it is absolutely right to question the rest of the narrative. Also like you say, people are questioned every day on their version of events. Could he have handled it better, absolutely, but his point stands.

However He does have a personal axe to grind with meghan no doubt and that's what's driving him.

Probably because he PERSONALLY found out that she's a freaking user and he didn't sign any confidentiality agreement like all the others that personally know she is a user. imo.

 

[mylifeisasillymoviefail]

Blind Item #2

The botox getting/hair colored "reporter"/mouthpiece for the alliterate one forgot to mention a great story in his book or update about how the alliterate one raged for days after being told she wouldn't be getting an engagement ring worth mid six figures made from a piece of jewelry her deceased mother-in-law once wore. Instead, she got something basic. Apparently she berated her now husband for not standing up for her and having the piece made.
...........

What man in his right mind marries a woman who demands jewellery worth 6 figures and has a hissy fit when she doesn't get what she wanted? Not only that but she insulted him further by getting the ring redesigned with extra diamonds. The original welsh gold band was replaced with a diamond band (which isn't an improvement in my opinion).

Didn't the numpty empty headed twit ever consider that she was a bleeping gold digger?

Well I guess this is what happens when you are fixated on your Richmond.
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Wasn't there something recently where she was going to change it/get a new one anyway?