Harry and Meghan #134 Wallis and Vomit, supposedly speechless but still have to comment

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Nuttynana

wisebutwild said:
Is Pom Bear eating a Richmond, while Scotch is weighing up Ginger's pencil sharpener (bum for those who don't have cats) Lol
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Ginger Toms arse is sacrosanct so fuck off Scotch or you will get what for

There will be an announcement from KP later after the ladies have sobered up from their fuckharry cocktails lots to cover but naming a cocktail after the Haddock takes time and lots of tena lady because they all piss themselves laughing.
 
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Scotch Mist

Hmm.....

'the epilogue claims that Harry and Meghan had a low-key celebration for their second wedding anniversary last May, when lockdown restrictions were still in place in California. Instead of going out, the couple chose to spend the day remembering their 2018 nuptials with people who had been involved in the ceremony, and concluded the festivities with a Mexican takeaway from a local restaurant. They also exchanged cotton-based gifts, as is traditional for second wedding anniversaries.'

And how on earth would you know any if that unless you were briefed by them?
 
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Nuttynana

Cotton based, she probably had an extra large Tampax made to shove up the Ginger Cockerels jacksey while she shagged the Mexican delivery man.
 
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Carpediem69

She had him on Calpol
 
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wisebutwild

How would Scrotie know there even was a wreath or that it stayed in the box if he hadn't had any contact with the Gruesomes? Their lawyers are again saying they have had nothing to do with the epilogue - BS - unless Scrotie is lying, he wouldn't do that would he?
 
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TheSlayer

I remember something back then that was "leaked" that he was upset about it.

YEARS back, I worked for the firm that, at that time, did all the project managing of all the Royal events. EVERYTHING was planned to the last millisecond. Absolutely nothing ever left to chance.

There is no way in absolute hell he DIDNT know that his wreath wouldnt be put out.

Its all baiting about "poor me/us discrimination" etc.

Not strictly related but its just reminded me of one year when the Christmas Tree went up in Trafalgar Square.

We PMd that and it was always done overnight with a massive team so when everyone went to work in the morning they could "oooh" at how it had sort of magically appeared.

One year, for whatever reason mad panic on a Monday as it had tilted, full on Tower of Pisa. The ruckus to get it fixed and stable without the public realising was a sight to behold!
 
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Palpatine

That one was in the public domain unfortunately

Prince Harry's wreath lays unused after royal ban on it being placed at Cenotaph

PRINCE Harry’s Remembrance Day wreath lay forgotten yesterday after a Palace ban on it being laid at the Cenotaph. We traced the tribute to the Royal British Legion’s Kent HQ. ⚠️ Read our Meghan an…
www.thesun.co.uk
 
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wisebutwild

Missed that one, sorry.
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A few posts back @Carpediem69 wondered if the Gruesomes were moving to NY so she could play the lead roll in the new 'Diana - The Musical' opening on Broadway in November.

This got me thinking and just for a bit of fun what songs do you think she would sing in this musical? These are my suggestions, what are yours?

Prince Charming - Adam and the Ants
Money (That's what I want) - The Beatles
Castles in the Air - Don McLean
 
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Mrsoh

Bills Bills Bill - Destiny's child (although I'm not sure if they had a song called that ha ha)
 
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Kittypops

Song suggestions:

Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Santa Baby (for the Christmas season of the musical)
Do, do, do the funky chicken (legs) by The Goodies
 
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freda19

Here's what I think happened. Someone(probably a York) innocently said something like
" OH MY GOD Hazza, your babies with meg will be gorgeous. Hopefully none of them will have your ginger genes".
So it was more gingerist than racist.
 
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Carpediem69

Money, money, money - ABBA
The lazy song - Bruno Marrs
Lazy Bones - Green Day
Money’s too tight to mention - Simply Red
Ain’t nobody here but us chickens - B B King
Money for nothing - Dire Straights
Some day my prince will come - Cinderella
 
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freda19

Cassandra333 said:
Is it me or have things gone very quiet with the Harkles ever since Scabies announced their 'era of visibility' or whaever it was?
Or is it the threat from the Queen that's made them turn tail and run?
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This is why I believe that Brenda called in the legal bods. The rumour(or fact) has temporarilly silenced them while they decide how to handle this potential threat to their fairy stories.
I think the person who said the rumour has no truth in it and that the family are not worried about the book is talking bollix. Of course they are worried. Not so much for what he can reveal (because he knows fuck all) but more for the fact that some people will believe any old shite he spews forth, so anything he pretends to "Know" will be taken as true. I think they are rightly concerned, but only moderately so, and have the legal bods on alert anyway, so it might rein him in somewhat.
I tell you what ... I bet that by now the ghost writer guy is regretting his decision to work with Flakey Mc Flakey. Cuckoo
 
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monicalewinsky

Cassandra333 said:
Is it me or have things gone very quiet with the Harkles ever since Scabies announced their 'era of visibility' or whaever it was?
Or is it the threat from the Queen that's made them turn tail and run?
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Although you say that, there’s a bit in the DM about that leaked chapter.

Imagine being that sick that you profit off writing about the funeral of PP
 
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the musician

Just seen this

Royals were 'pleased' Meghan didn't attend Philip's funeral, book says

The Duchess of Sussex did not travel to Britain with her husband Prince Harry for the service in April under doctor's orders because she was heavily pregnant with the couple's second child, Lilibet Diana.
www.dailymail.co.uk

Enough of this 'spectacle' crap. Does Scabies really think that HW would have been the centre of attention at the funeral? It's pretty much always the deceased who is the centre of attention! Plus when the Queen is there, no one else has any attention. I honestly don't even think HW was invited, Harry must have been given strict orders for it to only be him.

It seems like HW is going to push for William to be the 'racist' in the royal family since Scabies is saying that he was furious that it was discussed in the public domain. She's probably still hoping that she'll become Queen one day
 
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