Harry and Meghan #133 Cable actress sits at her throne, Harry's lights are on but nobody's home

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Why are they dragging that shit up again? It was 5 months ago.
So much for their kindness pleas and weeping over Afghanistan and Haiti and the terrible world problems.
No, it all boils down to hatred of Brenda. Hating the royals is what fuels those two cunts. Everything reverts back to that.
I dunno, maybe the Afghanistan shit triggered no6 and he is reliving the stress of gangan taking back the medals that he didn't earn and the pretty uniforms he no longer has access to.
Cry me a river you knob heads.
 
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That's good, he is an "average nobody".
In the interests of accuracy I'd like to point out that he is actually a below-average* nobody.

*below-average:
  • intelligence,
  • mental stability,
  • emotional intelligence,
  • looks,
  • charm,
  • personality,
  • style,
  • wife,
etc, etc I could go on but I'd be typing all night.
 
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omg, so sorry for my brain fart. Orlando bloom not Johnny depp is box office poison. I get them confused. The two of them running around like pirates all the time. . In make up who can tell the difference anyway? Don’t mind me. Time for a nap.
 
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They've run out of ideas so they're starting from the top again.
 
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Yeah, and the goatee beard will be her minge. Hauled up there after her 15th face lift.
That's what's happening to katie price, that other SLUT who uses blokes to make money. Her belly button is now almost in between her big airbags from so much lifting and tucking.
 
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May I add
Dick size ?
 
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Scabies book is out 31st apparently. He is having a meltdown on twitter as someone made threats against him. But the threat i think he is talking about is not something I would say was serious!
What, did they threaten to hide his eyeliner?



bastards!
 
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BIB - That was what I was suggesting…obviously I was too subtle!
 
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Is this the Andrew thread? You might find answers there bye now
 
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Orlando Depp was the guy with long blond hair in Lord of the Rings and Johnny Bloom was the guy with scissor blades for fingers.
 
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What, did they threaten to hide his eyeliner?



bastards!
I heard that someone lit a candle a touch too close and he almost melted. To make it worse - it wasn't even a Joe Malone Pomegranate Noir Deluxe.

 
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So now it’s reported they aren’t happy with queens response to the interview and the soho friends are disrespecting the queen again . You couldn’t make this stuff up .
 
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Scabies book is out 31st apparently. He is having a meltdown on twitter as someone made threats against him. But the threat i think he is talking about is not something I would say was serious!
I confess it was me I threatened to sew his arse up
 
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I have pics from the rehearsals for the very, very secret,very private christening:
 
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