4 years,
Approx 1460 days* of tattle life providing it’s members access to….. the most hate filled corner of the internet
(I want that somewhere on my gravestone when I go to the kennel down below….forever my favourite headline)
It’s been a pleasure being on here with everyone, the owner’s, the mod team and the many members who have come and gone,
The “Influencers” themselves looking to trash a friend in the business or build their own profile by sending themselves “hate”
the crazy women who make up cancer diagnoses and fake dead babies,
the South African male lesbians,
the members with 4 accounts talking to themselves.
oh and to the normal users, you lot are ok I suppose.
*leap year’s are not included, it’s also less hate filled when we have glitter, confetti or Christmas hats.
I’ve not been around much this year but I loves yaz all.
Edit; fully on board with someone starting a rumour that I’m actually zoella and so busy with baby allotment I can’t be online,
But I’d have to pretend to shag alfie and put up with that god awful tag along family, and the dopey sisters boyfriend, whilst also having my name on that girl online series,
Nope not doing it.
I’d rather be a white mutt who sniffs other dogs anal glands and humps your leg.
I mean I should probably connect with some real people and friends but I prefer you guys 
You passed the ‘Terrible Twos’ … roll on the ‘Terrific Threes’ 
