Hannah Gale #2 Key worker, childcare shirker, bed lurker

Cops&robbers · May 31, 2020

JellyDonut said:
I can see the posts now of “LOL Atti just bashed little Cornelius (or whatever random name it gets called) in the face with his toy fire engine because I was too distracted playing Animal Crossing HAHAHAHAHA” followed by a hand under chin selfie

It is SO going to be called Cornelius!!

TheLastLolo · May 31, 2020

We definitely need to predict names.

Atticus is Atticus Robert Rudolf isn't he?

So...

Agamemnon Simion Blitzen.

Pinkii · May 31, 2020

Anyone else feel she had a baby for the content? Cause we know she doesn’t like being a mum.

poor atti.

JellyDonut · May 31, 2020

Reckon every week the HG10 is gonna be “Maternity Edition”

Also, do you think she waited until she was basically 6 months pregnant because when she would have been 12 weeks was roughly when lockdown happened? She didn’t want her big news being trumped by something as menial as a global pandemic so waited until the last possible moment to announce it whilst still being able to beg for baby freebies

Eskimogem · May 31, 2020

It was so obvious when she included maternity items in her shitty HG Ten the other week!
Shocked that she’s 23 weeks along though...thought she would’ve started the begging a lot earlier!

Peachy9 · May 31, 2020

JellyDonut said:
I can see the posts now of “LOL Atti just bashed little Cornelius (or whatever random name it gets called) in the face with his toy fire engine because I was too distracted playing Animal Crossing HAHAHAHAHA” followed by a hand under chin selfie

it’s not been changed?! said:
“Cornelius” almost choked on my Coke Zero.

It will be something trendy- probably colour related. 'navy' 'amber' or 'teal' are what i'm putting my non existent cash on

TheLastLolo · May 31, 2020

Peachy9 said:
It will be something trendy- probably colour related. 'navy' 'amber' or 'teal' are what i'm putting my non existent cash on

Or astrological. Orion Retrograde... whats Chris' surname?

JellyDonut · May 31, 2020

Or maybe she’ll surprise us and call it Gary or Nigel or something

Pinkii · May 31, 2020

Lol at her acting like Her laziness is down to pregnancy, when she was lazy long before that

Loveanark · May 31, 2020

Can’t wait to read the jUiCY blog post

claralane · May 31, 2020

Oh shit. I was hoping she wasn’t going to have another one as she can’t spend time with the one she’s already got but oh well.

Shall we do a newborn bingo?
C section (and associated “necessary” paraphernalia)
Breastfeeding is hard LADS (No shit Sherlock)
Wanky pretentious name like Wolfgang
OMG Atti is so excited (yeah right, he’s probably still trying to work out who you are)

Hc68759 · May 31, 2020

TheLastLolo said:
Or astrological. Orion Retrograde... whats Chris' surname?

Surname is Coleman.
The first name has surely got to be Mercury

Instatwat · May 31, 2020

claralane said:
Oh shit. I was hoping she wasn’t going to have another one as she can’t spend time with the one she’s already got but oh well.

Shall we do a newborn bingo?
C section (and associated “necessary” paraphernalia)
Breastfeeding is hard LADS (No shit Sherlock)
Wanky pretentious name like Wolfgang
OMG Atti is so excited (yeah right, he’s probably still trying to work out who you are)

Why would she be having a section?

barryjones · May 31, 2020

Fuck me! WHY!? I wouldn't say why to anyone else but she's made it patently clear that she doesn't enjoy having one, never mind two.

claralane · May 31, 2020

Instatwat said:
Why would she be having a section?

She had one last time didn’t she after a rough labour so I think she might opt for one this time round too. Totally not snarking on her for that as I’m having one myself shortly but I won’t be buying all the stuff that influencer mummies seem to think you need if you have one.

Jumpindesia · May 31, 2020

Also its a boy! Wonder why she found out this time as she didnt know with Atti!? Also 23 weeks....thought she would have announced it ages ago!

barryjones · May 31, 2020

Genuinely agree with whoever said she's waited cos announcing it during the start of lockdown wouldn't have got her as much attention.

JellyDonut · May 31, 2020

HG10 titles:

- maternity edition
- baby shower gift edition
- post c-section edition
- newborn edition
- new sibling gift edition
- new mum gift edition
- breastfeeding friendly edition

There ya go Hannah, 7 weeks worth of content for you.

barryjones said:
Genuinely agree with whoever said she's waited cos announcing it during the start of lockdown wouldn't have got her as much attention.

Me! I definitely think she’s pissed she couldn’t maximise the pregnancy for attention much earlier. Maybe that’s why they found out the sex this time around. So they can get as much stuff as possible

Lola123 · May 31, 2020

She’s got a baby coming in September but they still live surrounded by boxes!!!!

JellyDonut · May 31, 2020

Lola123 said:
She’s got a baby coming in September but they still live surrounded by boxes!!!!

Also if she is due in September then there’s a good chance her baby will also be a Virgo like she is. God can you imagine the “mercury is in retrograde” shit she’s going to come out with

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