Goodman Sisters #70 My name is Lauren Goodman and I want to be Annie Kilner when I grow up J

[Lizzy 93]

I’ve just watched two episodes of Kin for those asking
Loz has no family
No one that cares about her
And she has NO Loyalty
Can see why it’s not her thing
J

 

[SmileForTheCamera]

The Ann Summers white look totally reminds me of 90’s porno mags that you would find discarded in the woods or BT phone boxes it’s giving housewife big bush vibes

 

[Jolie1988]

The Ann Summers white look totally reminds me of 90’s porno mags that you would find discarded in the woods or BT phone boxes it’s giving housewife big bush vibes

She will never be a wife, let alone a housewife

She was promoting endo awareness as well

Aye cos when my endo flares up I reach for a lovely tight corset, suspenders, crotchless knickers and my highest heels, walk over to Mr J and give him a lapdance and wink at him, how's about it hun

 

[Glittergirlie]

Ahahahahahaha. Never forgot #annsummers

Dumpy short little legs!

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

Ahahahahahaha. Never forgot #annsummers

Lauryn’s worried about Kyle calling Kairo & KW 99 months mistakes & them reading it in future. Proz got a bloody cheek when there are pictures like this circulating for both her son & daughter to see!
One rule for them, but none for her it seems

Persian Luxe meets 1980’s Russian Casual with a pop of Prolapse & Piles J x

 

[Jolie1988]

Lauryn wearing her best seducing clobber

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

I forgot to post this earlier….

How much did Kairo pay Mel from Blythe designs, as his mother has got Mel restocking the pantry. I have so many questions!! (Lozza can you answer them in your next blog)

Like why?
Does she come weekly?
Will she be restocking for the next 18+ years?
Who goes to the Supermercado?
Is she secretly the kids Au pair?
Why is she displaying mini carrots in a basket?
Who eats the cookies from the cookie jar?
Heidi is still alive then? (lucky dog)
Brown rice & lentils but why the uncle Bens basmati?
Can she even cook?
Why is there hot tub cleaner?
Is she using that rotten hot tub?
Are the Kashew nuts a nod to tattle?
Does she really feed her kids Romanesco Cauliflower?

 

[giogio]

Ahahahahahaha. Never forgot #annsummers

This pic haunts me hhahah dumpy frumpy stubby little dwarf

 

[Aggiesunshine]

The worst has to be her ‘teaming up with Anne Summers ‘ that horrible white 10 piece she wore

With black shoes

 

[Kelly1822]

Names Weeman. Lauren Weeman. Dumpy bleeping dwarf.

Someone send this to her

 

[NoseyParker24]

Stood at the top of the stairs . How could any man resist .

Waiting at the top of the stairs to collect payment before showing her clients into the bedroom

 

[Lizzy 93]

By popular demand
Lauryn goodman #17 and 18 for shits and giggles

 

[Det.JaneClementineRizzoli]

By popular demand
Lauryn goodman #17 and 18 for shits and giggles

OMFG this is amazing

 

[Lucymyers]

Still having nightmares about it

Yea an when i emailed ann summers re the collab they had no idea who she was

 

[Keep Smiling]

I forgot to post this earlier….

How much did Kairo pay Mel from Blythe designs, as his mother has got Mel restocking the pantry. I have so many questions!! (Lozza can you answer them in your next blog)

Like why?
Does she come weekly?
Will she be restocking for the next 18+ years?
Who goes to the Supermercado?
Is she secretly the kids Au pair?
Why is she displaying mini carrots in a basket?
Who eats the cookies from the cookie jar?
Heidi is still alive then? (lucky dog)
Brown rice & lentils but why the uncle Bens basmati?
Can she even cook?
Why is there hot tub cleaner?
Is she using that rotten hot tub?
Are the Kashew nuts a nod to tattle?
Does she really feed her kids Romanesco Cauliflower?

Lucky Dog.
Lauren the dog that got lucky.

 

[twiggy7]

By popular demand
Lauryn goodman #17 and 18 for shits and giggles

Oh god makes me vomit

 

[4FoxAche]

The Ann Summers pictures

I'm crying in front of the thread. When will this end? I need it to end.

 

[poppybelle59]

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The “PR” having a hotmail account instead of an actual business email account is sending me. Equally, the “positivity only” is also hilarious coming from Satan

The "PR", AKA Catherine Rowland, is actually Lauren herself, it's quite sad really.

 

[Hiyaguys]

I forgot to post this earlier….

How much did Kairo pay Mel from Blythe designs, as his mother has got Mel restocking the pantry. I have so many questions!! (Lozza can you answer them in your next blog)

Like why?
Does she come weekly?
Will she be restocking for the next 18+ years?
Who goes to the Supermercado?
Is she secretly the kids Au pair?
Why is she displaying mini carrots in a basket?
Who eats the cookies from the cookie jar?
Heidi is still alive then? (lucky dog)
Brown rice & lentils but why the uncle Bens basmati?
Can she even cook?
Why is there hot tub cleaner?
Is she using that rotten hot tub?
Are the Kashew nuts a nod to tattle?
Does she really feed her kids Romanesco Cauliflower?

Imagine spending time arranging Oreos like that. Bit sad really
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4 likes and no comments, give it up Blyth

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

I do hope one day she wakes up & realises how disgusting it is that she has Lied about her infertility!

Being without a Man or Husband or even in a relationship doesn’t = infertility.
Most have to actively “try & try again” to conceive & even then there is a risk of miscarriage. Something throughout all this she has never mentioned.

How many months of a negative pregnancy test did she have before falling pregnant with her miracle? How many rounds of IVF failed? Did her “ invisible partner” undergo sperm sampling? Did she spend her lifesavings on fertility treatments? No talk of the strain or struggle either I could go on!

Point is she has never lived infertility she really needs a reality check & I do hope someone calls her out for all her conniving lies.

Yes Kyle made a mistake but she was a paid sex worker who plotted, schemed, begged, controlled, stalked, prayed, deceived, lied, concealed & blackmailed a man to conceive both her children that’s not being infertile it’s insanity!