Goodman sisters #67 That isn't his Jamaican roots that's Sun Burn ☀️🔥🇯🇲

When will the New Blog be released?

  • Tomorrow

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Midweek

    Votes: 1 0.4%
  • Next Weekend

    Votes: 10 3.6%
  • When Annie/Kyle announce the Birth 💗💙

    Votes: 185 66.3%
  • Never - she has been gagged 🤐

    Votes: 50 17.9%
  • I don’t care

    Votes: 55 19.7%

  • Total voters
    279
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Well done @NoseyParker24 Queen of thread title 67 🏆 Inspiration taken from Lauryn’s most recent TikTok of Diego in tiny Speedo’s 🤢 dancing with his Amigo’s on holiday in the Dominican Republic, while Proz shadow danced in the background so we didn’t see his face 🤡

Just a quick reminder she was neither alone or crying in front of her kids as Mama Karoon & Big Pete accompanied her & the Paparazzi happened to just find her & her crotch goblins on the beach obviously 🙄
✨Famous

Amelia aka MJ is sporting yet another new face whilst running bare back in Dubai. Think of that what you will 💩

Heidi - Missing & unavailable to comment

Chloe Goodman-Hall aka Turkey Teef is still shadow banned, she has currently disappeared from instagram & can only be found through tags. 🙊 This happened shortly after she advertised finance options available for her wedding perfect cosmetic enhancements. A friend close to Lauryn confirmed in a fit of jealousy she reported her from her 995 burner phones! 🚫
Set up a Pap Walk with no bra & no coat but the community Valentino’s made an appearance!
Where’s Grant?

Grant Hall Missing, last seen at Hudson’s party!
Who’s Olivia? 👀

Lauryn aka Prozza has been fairly quiet GAGGED since she coached Diego to point out “Daddy’s beer”.
Most exciting activity was a Pap walk no coat in the rain carrying two ton tess in a car seat. Completely normal for someone suffering with a crippling pain. ( I wonder what the DWP will make of it) 👀
Last week she didn’t see her therapist and posted an indirect aimed at Annie. The therapist told her it’s an unhealthy way to communicate
“I’m only human”
“Who doesn’t love a good indirect every now & then”
“Knowing he (Kyle) stalks my instagram”
“A way to get points across in the moment”
(Lauren Goodman, 2024)

Rita Janet Johal Lauryn’s new bestie & business partner, both are appearing on a new reality TV show about the life of WAGs. Rita was married to Riyad Mahrez & they share two children together she is an actual ex wife. Liaryn has no Business on a show like this she is nothing but a secret side piece, although Rita with all the money she receives can’t afford clothes & uses a bag to cover her modesty 🤡

Kyle Walker STILL WEARING HIS WEDDING RING has set up his KW2 football academy, with a training camp starting soon. For once he did Clap back dubbing Central Cee - a day in the life over his latest KW2 training academy Reel! 🙊
Day-Day in the life
Let's see if you really trap
Turn off the autotune
Let's hear how you really rap (haha)
Sen-Send a location
Come burn a boy if you're bad, let's see
Your dad left home from young
And you ain't done tit for your mum,
ah man, ah man
How are you relying on man like gyal?
You're mad, you mas'a mad
You ain't never sat in the trap with a pack
Hear the doorbell ring and your heartbeat lag
Can't keep track, been in the trap
It's hard, I can't keep up

Selling them party drugs
I'm the one that got the party turnt
Bro-Bro said I going all dumb
I won't leave that trap alone
Come like I'm young in love
Got a toxic relationship with Stacey Lauryn
But she won't cut me off
Can't be breaking even no more

Brodie, I must see prof'
came to the bando healthy
Left with a dusty cough
Love-Love-Loving the goldest rose (Annie🌹)
Like the England
rugby top
These witches lie, relationship advice
Don't trust these thots

Everyone talk gun 'pon beat
But in their real life, no gun beat off

✨ Princess Treatment

Queen Annie Last seen taking the boys to a match co parenting. Hopefully she’s resting & nesting in peace, everyone on this thread would agree we wish her & the new baby well, health & love. I hope she is given plenty of time & support to enjoy her newborn baby bubble in privacy!

Queen Sian celebrated her birthday & liked one of Kyle’s most recent grid posts!
✨ Family complete 2024

No blog yet as of the 18th of March @Ittybittytittyclub it will soon be your time to shine beautiful ✨🫶 just please don’t take your brats outside again when you know we are eagerly waiting 🌲🌲 🤣
✨All or None

You don’t have to read the wiki
But stupid questions get stupid prizes 🏆

This is the Goodman Sisters thread
So please don’t think things we say are a personal attack on you or your family. Please do not confess to anything, it will be a new low even for you ✨

Lauren & the Fantastic 5
Fatty Katty - Escort
Lisa “Vintage Cheese” Andrews - Table Dancer
Emma Patton - KingLess
Lizzy Cunty - still a bleep
Nadia Essex (is not OG Fletch IYKYK) 🙊
Mental the repetitive patterns
✨ Same story

Businesses on the avoid list;
Blyth Designs
Curtains by Ellishyde
4KavLimited
The bedroom company London
Luxe Castings
Nicnac Home
Glossy Interiors

We are proud to be:
Lunatics
Too broke for Pilates
Unhinged
Daft shits
Annie Stans
Chavs
NHS users
Thrush ridden

We do not:
Do Pilates
Participate in Pap walks
Own a Stanley cup
Privately educate our brats
Park in private secluded car parks
Have the documents
Share the documents
Use Bupa
Speak fluent Spanish
Own Valentino Rock studs
Sleep with married men

Previous Thread
https://tattle.life/threads/goodman...had-sexual-encounters-with-kyle-walker.44342/

As you were Lads 🫶✨
 

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    Fabulous recap @OGJessicaFletcher thank you ☺
    First time winning a thread title on this thread ✨
    Thanks for the votes everyone 🫶
    Can’t to see what embarrassment Proz will treat us to this thread!
     
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    Can't believe we've got a new thread when she's as quiet as a little church mouse!

    As an aside, I follow the Alice Evans tit show and when she was at her "quietest" it just meant things were UGLY behind the scenes.
    Lozza's always got something churning away in her cauldron.

    Epic thread recap, Fletch! 👏🏻
     
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    Well done @NoseyParker24 Queen of thread title 67 🏆 Inspiration taken from Lauryn’s most recent TikTok of Diego in tiny Speedo’s 🤢 dancing with his Amigo’s on holiday in the Dominican Republic, while Proz shadow danced in the background so we didn’t see his face 🤡

    Just a quick reminder she was neither alone or crying in front of her kids as Mama Karoon & Big Pete accompanied her & the Paparazzi happened to just find her & her crotch goblins on the beach obviously 🙄
    ✨Famous

    Amelia aka MJ is sporting yet another new face whilst running bare back in Dubai. Think of that what you will 💩

    Heidi - Missing & unavailable to comment

    Chloe Goodman-Hall aka Turkey Teef is still shadow banned, she has currently disappeared from instagram & can only be found through tags. 🙊 This happened shortly after she advertised finance options available for her wedding perfect cosmetic enhancements. A friend close to Lauryn confirmed in a fit of jealousy she reported her from her 995 burner phones! 🚫
    Set up a Pap Walk with no bra & no coat but the community Valentino’s made an appearance!
    Where’s Grant?

    Grant Hall Missing, last seen at Hudson’s party!
    Who’s Olivia? 👀

    Lauryn aka Prozza has been fairly quiet GAGGED since she coached Diego to point out “Daddy’s beer”.
    Most exciting activity was a Pap walk no coat in the rain carrying two ton tess in a car seat. Completely normal for someone suffering with a crippling pain. ( I wonder what the DWP will make of it) 👀
    Last week she didn’t see her therapist and posted an indirect aimed at Annie. The therapist told her it’s an unhealthy way to communicate
    “I’m only human”
    “Who doesn’t love a good indirect every now & then”
    “Knowing he (Kyle) stalks my instagram”
    “A way to get points across in the moment”
    (Lauren Goodman, 2024)

    Rita Janet Johal Lauryn’s new bestie & business partner, both are appearing on a new reality TV show about the life of WAGs. Rita was married to Riyad Mahrez & they share two children together she is an actual ex wife. Liaryn has no Business on a show like this she is nothing but a secret side piece, although Rita with all the money she receives can’t afford clothes & uses a bag to cover her modesty 🤡

    Kyle Walker STILL WEARING HIS WEDDING RING has set up his KW2 football academy, with a training camp starting soon. For once he did Clap back dubbing Central Cee - a day in the life over his latest KW2 training academy Reel! 🙊
    Day-Day in the life
    Let's see if you really trap
    Turn off the autotune
    Let's hear how you really rap (haha)
    Sen-Send a location
    Come burn a boy if you're bad, let's see
    Your dad left home from young
    And you ain't done tit for your mum,
    ah man, ah man
    How are you relying on man like gyal?
    You're mad, you mas'a mad
    You ain't never sat in the trap with a pack
    Hear the doorbell ring and your heartbeat lag
    Can't keep track, been in the trap
    It's hard, I can't keep up

    Selling them party drugs
    I'm the one that got the party turnt
    Bro-Bro said I going all dumb
    I won't leave that trap alone
    Come like I'm young in love
    Got a toxic relationship with Stacey Lauryn
    But she won't cut me off
    Can't be breaking even no more

    Brodie, I must see prof'
    came to the bando healthy
    Left with a dusty cough
    Love-Love-Loving the goldest rose (Annie🌹)
    Like the England
    rugby top
    These witches lie, relationship advice
    Don't trust these thots

    Everyone talk gun 'pon beat
    But in their real life, no gun beat off

    ✨ Princess Treatment

    Queen Annie Last seen taking the boys to a match co parenting. Hopefully she’s resting & nesting in peace, everyone on this thread would agree we wish her & the new baby well, health & love. I hope she is given plenty of time & support to enjoy her newborn baby bubble in privacy!

    Queen Sian celebrated her birthday & liked one of Kyle’s most recent grid posts!
    ✨ Family complete 2024

    No blog yet as of the 18th of March @Ittybittytittyclub it will soon be your time to shine beautiful ✨🫶 just please don’t take your brats outside again when you know we are eagerly waiting 🌲🌲 🤣
    ✨All or None

    You don’t have to read the wiki
    But stupid questions get stupid prizes 🏆

    This is the Goodman Sisters thread
    So please don’t think things we say are a personal attack on you or your family. Please do not confess to anything, it will be a new low even for you ✨

    Lauren & the Fantastic 5
    Fatty Katty - Escort
    Lisa “Vintage Cheese” Andrews - Table Dancer
    Emma Patton - KingLess
    Lizzy Cunty - still a bleep
    Nadia Essex (is not OG Fletch IYKYK) 🙊
    Mental the repetitive patterns
    ✨ Same story

    Businesses on the avoid list;
    Blyth Designs
    Curtains by Ellishyde
    4KavLimited
    The bedroom company London
    Luxe Castings
    Nicnac Home
    Glossy Interiors

    We are proud to be:
    Lunatics
    Too broke for Pilates
    Unhinged
    Daft shits
    Annie Stans
    Chavs
    NHS users
    Thrush ridden

    We do not:
    Do Pilates
    Participate in Pap walks
    Own a Stanley cup
    Privately educate our brats
    Park in private secluded car parks
    Have the documents
    Share the documents
    Use Bupa
    Speak fluent Spanish
    Own Valentino Rock studs
    Sleep with married men

    Previous Thread
    https://tattle.life/threads/goodman...had-sexual-encounters-with-kyle-walker.44342/

    As you were Lads 🫶✨
    What a recap 🥰
     
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    Oh goodness those lyrics are quite pointed I hadn't noticed it before! Kyle isn't letting things slide this time around.
     
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    I nearly got thread title so close 🤣🥹

    Wonder has Annie had the baby x
     
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    I’ve also got endometriosis and have been on some form of hormone treatment or other for 25 years now! Mostly contraception types which is ironic since I actually am infertile and not lying about it like a certain someone. Also my medical notes would be 90% made up of letters, tests, etc about it and not the one line in one note that the judge mentioned here (it was probably something like ‘she thinks she has it’)

    She makes me sick honestly. Though tbh I’d rather be skint and childless than have two kids for financial gain only!
     
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    Amazing recap BUT I have a confession !!
    I have a Stanley Cup !!
    In my defence I've had it for over 12 months , its pink and I didn't buy it to match a Queen I was stalking !!
    Please let me stay !!!
     
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    agree with the posters about she’s never had surgical treatment for her ‘very severe and debilitating endometriosis’ - I’ve had laparoscopic surgery twice and whilst my scars are faded you can still see them. Lauryn has no scar around her stomach or pelvic area.
    just another massive lie, she’s then made a business (albeit no turnover) off of this lie, them stupid crystal bracelets, complete phoney
     
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    Amazing recap BUT I have a confession !!
    I have a Stanley Cup !!
    In my defence I've had it for over 12 months , its pink and I didn't buy it to match a Queen I was stalking !!
    Please let me stay !!!
    I confess I also own a Stanley, I’ve had it for 12 months too and it’s cream not black. Please also let me stay 😭
     
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    One of the sprogs owns a knock off Temu Stanley cup 😂 my scars mix in with my stretch marks so can’t really see it tbh, although my belly button has never gone back to how it was pre surgery
     
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    Potentially QA had the baby ? So she doesn’t post for a few days … then harps on about how respectful she is as she didn’t post for a couple of days when she had the baby🤣🤣🤣🤣

    normal bullshit business will resume soon. She can’t bleeping help herself. X
     
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    Stanley Kup Krew welcome 🫶
    Only because Annie has one! 😏

    If Prozza gets one though you can all get in the bin 🗑 😂
     
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