Well kids my night has been eventful..we thought the grand daughter was making an appearance 6 weeks early (thankfully not!) Then my fucking idiot of a husband mentioned his crazy ex
![Expressionless face :expressionless: 😑](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f611.png)
I've scattered him told him I'm sure he's a mackem (red rag to a bull! if you're a Geordie not Georgie!!) & Now he's in a massive strop!!
Think I'm relegated to the settee hahaha I'm fucking howling he's raging. I shouted up the stairs your ex looks like Lauryn
![Face without mouth :no_mouth: 😶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f636.png)
ps we've been married for 20yrs in April she is hideous though! Fun & games
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
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I'll stretch to a single roasted peanut! I'm not giving my wkd & wine up...I do have a big tent though if anyone wants to visit the toon I shall provide alcohol