Goodman Sisters #60 I'm four but me mums a stinking bore

[Lizzy 93]

I’m two rooms down thought I’d stop for a break and see Kyle walkers son is using the legs his dad gave him to score goals at a toddler football training

Score for sister because daddy won’t be x
Quite sad really
She thought this girl would be the one to make him move in with her
Loz you’re just a single mum from Hove being ignored

not mocking single mothers I am one myself x but I do it well xxxxx

 

[Lizzy 93]

Why hasn’t it been mentioned but Lauryn doesn’t even have a photo with Kyle?

Oh don’t provoke her
For those not around in the early days ( like myself)
You may have missed this
When she had Messiah 1
She uploaded this
Waited for enough people to view, then deleted it
So she is in fact a stalker
Obsessed with Annie and having a footballers child
Her mother trained them well

She had no concerns about his 3 boys
The fact Annie had just miscarried and the fact that his first boy shoulda been Kyle Junior not the 4th one that was born from an affair well I use the word loosely a hong kong fly out
Blow me fukin down
She crossed out the name ‘Kyle’ below but left Walker junior
She is fucking sick
But look at the top she left it in all its glory
She’s a disgrace

 

[Lizzy 93]

I was tryna find the sister comment and got distracted
Who remembers this
Zara got blocked
This is why she can’t be an influencer she’s not right in the head

 

[potatoestomatoes]

Remember when Lauryn called Kairo "Junior Walker"

 

[Lizzy 93]

Saw someone else screenshot this on the last thread and there’s so much wrong with it

 

[Catherineord]

I just always feel so icky watching Kairo play football. If his dad was a bricky I'm sure she wouldn't make him build walls. Give the kid some privacy Lauren, you're making him a laughing stock

 

[Herefortheknow]

Here we go x
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@mchammerr

And we’re off .
This week it’ll be a new low.
Next week it’ll be that hes always been around and seeing the children whilst ina loving relationship with her.
She’s the type on fb to go from single to a relationship non stop.

 

[spilllltheteeee]

Caught up.... why are chloes nipples so close together??
Whos olivia?
Who the fuck is abigail?
Whos in a pickle?
Where is the butt plug????

 

[PenelopeStraw]

Hi Lauryn, I've just had a brainwave that could solve all your problems!

Get a job.

 

[Kilo005]

If what the user who came on and said Lauren fucked it before signing on the dotted line is true, it just proves her hatred of Annie trumps all. She’s fucked the relationship with the kids, contact with Kyle, more money through blackmailing etc, all because she clocked on HERE that Annie was pregnant again and went nuts! Quite sad really

 

[Lizzy 93]

Lauren couldn’t afford a letterbox for that house
It’s insulting they would even say she’s purchased it

 

[SnoopySnooper86]

No kids here, me & mr snoops have a teenage cat who is a prick tho.

 

[Lizzy 93]

Was this low Loz ?
Taunting Annie

 

[SmileForTheCamera]

I’ve nowt new to add other than Lauryn reminds me of that creepy monkey on Toy Story. Watching all the screens (burners). Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s paying for a private investigator to stalk Annie out of Giro’s maintenance coz she’s that fucking tapped in the heed

 

[Hiyaguys]

Oh my god how embarrassing! As much as I LOVE the tea it’s so cringe when anyone uses their stories to communicate with anyone let alone your children’s dad when you’ve already given newspaper interviews on the subject it’s gross and trashy and cheap and Jeremy Kyle

 

[LittleOne27]

Raw dogging Annie’s husband who she basically said sleeps about
Shared the 20k pay off article 3 times and said ‘ it’s so obvious who this is’
The man you shagged again ?
Your boyfriend ?
Hygiene
This was the first time she shared it
3 times !!!! Lauren
So you’re the dirty one girl
Toys should be the least of your worries believe me

Imagine having to announce it’s not you in a story like that she really thought she did something everytime she opens her mouth it’s just further confirmation how much of a desperate nasty slag she is

 

[Rose94]

Choose Your Fighter People
Ffs it’s taken me 24 hours to find this pic of chlo

Ffs midsize Pete in that Smurf blue outfit makes me CREASE posing like she’s some kind of alternative zara model
And that one of Kyle in the leopard print at least we have a good glimpse at what poor Klarna is gonna look like when she’s older

 

[Lizzy 93]

It’s the ‘ new low even for you’ for me
You took your knickers off so fast hun
Driving to London with no kid
Tramp

 

[Make It Stop]

He’s always watching dont forget. He is even subscribed to her £2.99 blog.
Man City manager “Kyle you not training today”
Kyle “no boss laurEn is busy on insta”
Mcb “ok Kyle that’s fine. Send her our love”

Let’s FaceTime her together from the dressing room to cheer her up

 

[loulou232]

Annie the innocent party has had both Kyle and Sian publicly defend her.
Lauryn the perpetrator but wannabe victim of the entire shit show hasn’t had no cunt put themselves on the line to support her