Goodman Sisters #3 Brighton slapper wishes she were Annie, can’t cast love spells with a baggy fanny

Will Lozza's instagram career ever raise enough cash to fix her prolapse?

  • Never

    Votes: 22 19.8%
  • Not a chance in hell

    Votes: 25 22.5%
  • Fat chance

    Votes: 2 1.8%
  • She wishes

    Votes: 4 3.6%
  • Only if she robs her grandparents.......again

    Votes: 58 52.3%

  • Total voters
    111
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Honestly nothing to recap, we are the funniest parts of Lauryn’s miserable life😂

I think we all get the message now but to reiterate, we can’t say anything about the High Court case other than the fact that there was one.

Welcome back everyone! (Especially you, Loz) Carry on!
 
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She thinks she’s weeding us all out of her Instagram 😂😂 we still won’t stop 🙌🏽 We are here for the duration we will see the day Annie gets to remove you from her home 😂 some people hope for a world with world peace is here on this thread hope for the day when u lose everything u were never entitled to in the 1st place and land right back into the gutter where u belong 🖕
 
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I also couldn’t find the case document. Despite looking quite thoroughly.
I understand I can’t say anything about it. I just want to read it.
 
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Thread recap

As @TheLadyTea said we have nothing to share unfortunately.
Well done for the winning thread title !


Amelia;
Still working out
Still walking around the house in underwear
Still got shiny Turkey teeth
More quiet than usual

Chloe;
Still got the Turkey teeth
Still thinks she’s an influencer
Still trying to convince grunt to marry her *incomes we have a date guys*
Still forcing Spanish on Isla
Still can’t cook
Still hasn’t tidied up that fuckin house

Lairen Aka Quagmire;
Still not moved
Still talking to Herself
Still an influencer who’s page is on private
Still thinks Kyle and Annie give a duck
Still hiding Messiahs face
Still Caribbean brown
Still thinks she’s relatable
Still a pain in the arse

Carron;
Still on the payroll

Grunt;
Still not sure if he wants to marry TT
Still playing football apparently and moved teams
Still not had the ✂

Messiah;
Still Fluent in Spanish, Arabic, Lingala, Portuguese, French and welsh !
Still in quarantine

Cy;
Still traumatised
Still paying for his mistakes

Welcome back to the shitshow buckle up !

As previously mentioned nothing can be discussed about Elle Woods


Previous Thread;
 
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As discussed at the end of previous thread about Grants wages all what he’s earning and Chloe didn’t get a double pram for the kids. Isla is only 2 I always feel sorry for her seeing her toddle along while Hudson is in the pram.
 
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As discussed at the end of previous thread about Grants wages all what he’s earning and Chloe didn’t get a double pram for the kids. Isla is only 2 I always feel sorry for her seeing her toddle along while Hudson is in the pram.
All the money goes to Lairen, teeth.

i assume they have a cleaner As I can’t see Chloe doing much around the home
She couldn’t even pour the smoothie into her glass 🤣
Was this mentioned in previous thread ? A cleaner ? I feel it was
God knows what else it is spent on
Do we know if they pay big s rent !
I agree About stroller
 
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Guess I’ll never find it then 🤷🏽‍♀️🥹
The date is more important than the name. Check this post if you haven't seen it already x
 
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All the money goes to Lairen, teeth.

i assume they have a cleaner As I can’t see Chloe doing much around the home
She couldn’t even pour the smoothie into her glass 🤣
Was this mentioned in previous thread ? A cleaner ? I feel it was
God knows what else it is spent on
Do we know if they pay big s rent !
I agree About stroller
Never mind cleaner she needs someone like them style sisters to come in and organise all that chaos. I couldn’t live like that with toys everywhere especially when you have plenty of space.
 
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Thread recap

As @TheLadyTea said we have nothing to share unfortunately.
Well done for the winning thread title !


Amelia;
Still working out
Still walking around the house in underwear
Still got shiny Turkey teeth
More quiet than usual

Chloe;
Still got the Turkey teeth
Still thinks she’s an influencer
Still trying to convince grunt to marry her *incomes we have a date guys*
Still forcing Spanish on Isla
Still can’t cook
Still hasn’t tidied up that fuckin house

Lairen Aka Quagmire;
Still not moved
Still talking to Herself
Still an influencer who’s page is on private
Still thinks Kyle and Annie give a duck
Still hiding Messiahs face
Still Caribbean brown
Still thinks she’s relatable
Still a pain in the arse

Carron;
Still on the payroll

Grunt;
Still not sure if he wants to marry TT
Still playing football apparently and moved teams
Still not had the ✂

Messiah;
Still Fluent in Spanish, Arabic, Lingala, Portuguese, French and welsh !
Still in quarantine

Cy;
Still traumatised
Still paying for his mistakes

Welcome back to the shitshow buckle up !

As previously mentioned nothing can be discussed about Elle Woods


Previous Thread;
But where the fook is fat Heidi?
Do we think she’s all gone skin and bones as she’s finally been out on a diet?
 
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But where the fook is fat Heidi?
Do we think she’s all gone skin and bones as she’s finally been out on a diet?
Heidi was out for a walk with them yesterday, Chloe acknowledged that she is indeed fat
 
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Wonder is Lauren feeding Heidi some her breast milk and that’s why she’s so fat. Wonder what she done with her 3 freezers full of milk 🤔
 
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Wonder is Lauren feeding Heidi some her breast milk and that’s why she’s so fat. Wonder what she done with her 3 freezers full of milk 🤔
You’ve hit the nail on the head
Time to wean her off it now 🤣
 
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Thank you for the hints. I’m not asking for anymore but I honestly give up 🤣 I must be really thick. I’ve opened everything from 2022 & nothing 😂
 
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Moving on, how come the idea of feeding baby lambs with a bottle is cute, but the idea of bottle feeding Heidi with EBM is repulsive?
 
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Thank you for the hints. I’m not asking for anymore but I honestly give up 🤣 I must be really thick. I’ve opened everything from 2022 & nothing 😂
Did the site you were looking on start with a B?

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Moving on, how come the idea of feeding baby lambs with a bottle is cute, but the idea of bottle feeding Heidi with EBM is repulsive?
It may be because most people don’t feed lambs with breast milk that’s been frozen for two and a half years 🤣 Also, Heidi is ancient at this point. She’s no lamb.
 
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