Getfitheleng - Get Fit Helen G

[Spanor511]

Aw I miss her playing shops and talking about dating sites. Absolutely brilliant.

 

[SwishSwing]

Size 16 my bloody arse.

That is all.

 

[Lrkn27]

Craigy baby is moving in oor Helen doesn’t hang about

 

[Lrkn27]

You never know what she can do with that tongue

some things do not need to be thought or spoken about….this is one them

 

[Spanor511]

Big Slim has lost another pound and a half.

 

[Spanor511]

I am absolutely cringing at big Helen’s latest attempt to make us jealous with her big Shrek. Him pinching her love handles was enough.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

New tik tok up spraying Tommy Girl takes me back to school discos

 

[evie1975]

taking the bins out in the rain

So brave

 

[SwishSwing]

Just me that thinks she looks SO much better in the before video of them at the Neon party on holiday?

That filter she insists on using on tiktok is doing her SO fucking dirty.

 

[Spanor511]

I'm hooked on her relationship with Craig thanks whoever got me on to Crieffs first influencer

I demand we see him. I want a reveal big Helen.

 

[ZedsDead]

Honestly. What a dream. Working in a wee quiet clothes shop your maw owns. And getting paid a fortune. Enough to sustain a new build flat and brand new Mini Cooper. The parents probably bought her both, she doesn’t know she’s living. I would have been heartbroken at having to leave that cushty number, but you get the impression Big Slim knows best!!

She'll get hersel a TT manager and she'll be punting period belts and shitey fake Dyson air wraps like Cherine, anything to avoid actual work.

 

[Lrkn27]

Lost you guys I need to do better but her arse in that last tik tok what is that

Back fat & arse merged into 1

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Her mad tongue would act as a lightning rod she’d be fine

love the - checking for lightning - aye as you do Helen
Too funny

Lighting rod I can't cope said to crabbit chops my tattle pals are funnier than any of your pals

 

[Wee Toots]

Settle a debate with the tongue and Craig, Jamaican Cake with butter why do they eat like pensioners

Saves him pumping her if they have a wee debate and fall oot

 

[SwishSwing]

First thread for newly minted 10k recipient #getfitheleng who is a serial dater, avid filter user and outfit of the dayer from Scotland.

Discuss away...

 

[Lrkn27]

Every weekend they were in a different hotel in Glasgow the pair of weirdos wasting money they probably couldn’t really afford to waste because she lived in an utter fantasy world! Champagne lifestyle, lemonade wages!

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

probably see’s big beefy lying about her size & thinks she can do the same

I miss the playing shop days, that was elite content. Also a firm favourite was the taking the bins out in the rain

 

[Spanor511]

the guy on the right looks very like the guy in the cover photo on Facebook

That’s what I was just about to say. I think it is him. It’s too much of a coincidence anyway.

 

[Spanor511]

We obviously got the motor trade link correct aswell.

 

[Spanor511]

talk like kids

WTAF. I’m howling. It’s like, look at me I have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Defo two big virgins before they met.