Getfitheleng - Get Fit Helen G

[Bella7519]

the guy on the right looks very like the guy in the cover photo on Facebook

Yes now I look again it definitely does look like him

 

[Spanor511]

I don't know why but her whole tongue fascinates me like how does she breathe?! Just through her nose?

She’s a medical mystery is oor big Helen. She’s lost 45 stone also. And knocks back all the men.

 

[cupofyourfinest]

Tongue like a big gammon steak. I don’t think we would recognise her in the wild. That must be about 10 filters at the same time. It’s that bad, her ‘before’ pictures of being ‘fat’ just look like she looks now.

A gammon steak. Absolutely buckled, but 100% so true.

Shes a proper unit that's for sure.

 

[Wee Toots]

Our Big Heldo has not only one man, but now two after her. Ffs they're like buses Helen all turning up at once

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Actually still can't cope with the putting the bins out tik tok it's actually tickled me

 

[Spanor511]

Tik top shop launch before Xmas because she was made for this made to play shops and get dressed in her kitchen. Oor Helen she'll be just fine

She’ll be presenting This Morning this time next year.

 

[ZedsDead]

Aw Champagne Jill and Craig (RIP)....
'oh the bubbles are lovely......it's a hard life living this champagne lifesyle, int it? Where we gaun the morra? The Loudon?' Craig going heh heh heh.

Mad mental Jill and her gay boyfriend Craig, Twitter gold

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

I wish she'd do a boyfriend reveal in her Simply Be clothes and saxophone hands

 

[Spanor511]

I've followed her for ages didn't know she had a thread!!! She seems to cling to any man that shows her some attention

We think most of them have been made up tbh. Someone on here commented she matched their brother or friend and she was immediately bombarding them with messages

 

[Spanor511]

Thought the big yin was enjoying her job? She quit it yesterday

Aye it’s a whole different ball game, playing shops with your Mammy and getting paid a fortune for it, to the real life 9-5, with a real job and colleagues. Poor Slim.

 

[Lrkn27]

Is Craig real then or is she doing a speaking to herself ala Champagne Jill?

Wouldn’t put it past her to be another Champagne Jill #Moet

 

[Spanor511]

Need screenshots of her and the elusive man on here for us elite blocked folk 🥲

Fuck off what did you get blocked for? I am HOWLING

 

[Spanor511]

Justice for big Helen and her parcel.

 

[Spanor511]

Do you get dressed in your kitchen? And film yourself taking the bins out

Evie show us yer tongue

 

[SwishSwing]

I've never come across her, just checked her page when I seen this thread cz I'm a nosey and instantly thought of the Peter Kay character, Geraldine 🫣
Where did she get £10k from?

Oh sorry by newly minted I meant in the sense she'd finally produced 10k followers to enable us to open a thread!

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

We will all be thinking of our Big Slim.

I'd be going off my nut with her getting stuck in between the aisle with the drinks trolleys....Big Helen I need my wine

 

[Spanor511]

They're getting more and more tragic by the day these tik tok muppets. Can't wait for the holiday tik toks

Imagine they two big heifters rolling about big Helen’s bed.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

It’s called filters Big Slim.

It's Martha
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It’s called filters Big Slim.

Oh god just looked closer i know that guy omg this is comedy gold

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Sorry guys didn't swing into Crieff on way home to get a pic of Helen in the wild, I've let yous all down. Blame crabbit chops he wanted to go for food elsewhere and its his birthday only day I let him do what he wants

 

[Lrkn27]

We better get invited to the hen night. We can all wear Helen masks with big tongues

Get our best frocks on inspired by Helen G