Getfitheleng - Get Fit Helen G

[Ell87]

I still just see Geraldine when she pops up 🫣
Has Geraldine always been a red head because in my memory her hairs dark

 

[Ell87]

I've never come across her, just checked her page when I seen this thread cz I'm a nosey and instantly thought of the Peter Kay character, Geraldine 🫣
Where did she get £10k from?

 

[Spanor511]

Big gammon tongue at family weddings could you imagine

Getting pished and shouting shows yer tongue Helen

 

[Spanor511]

Seen big Helen’s latest video about looking old when she was 18. Helen no cunt knows what you look like now with they filters on hen.

 

[Ell87]

It's the flipping filter I can't look at. I mean surely she can't think that looks good??

She looks like a heavy Michael Jackson!

 

[azura81]

That tongue is something else ! It needs its own TT

 

[Wee Toots]

She looks like a heavy Michael Jackson!

Hee Hee

 

[Spanor511]

By the time of the wedding she’ll be size 6 in River Island darlings

 

[Spanor511]

I remember she spun this whole take over a few weeks, I’d always suspected she was making up fantasies and this confirmed it.
She was swearing off dating as usual, then the next thing she was so happy with a guy she had known for a while, they had previously dated so weren’t taking it slow. Refused to answer any questions about him. They were in love, and he was obviously besotted with her. Fast forward a week or so, it was all off….she had to put herself first and couldn’t deal with such a control freak. All in the space of three weeks. She’s a total fantasist.

 

[cupofyourfinest]

Maybe she's been booked by a hotel for entertainment. Doing saxophone solos

 

[cupofyourfinest]

I'll also add, he never replied and was messaged a few hours later a rant about time wasting etc. She's clearly a bit of a head case.

 

[cupofyourfinest]

Secretly eating the buffet under the table because of her weightloss journey

Absolutely gutted nothing became of this match for them now. I recon she would have been quite the hoot around the Xmas dinner table

 

[Spanor511]

some things do not need to be thought or spoken about….this is one them

Lie back and think of gammon, big boy.

 

[Spanor511]

Anyone seen her last video?!!

Her trying to twerk

It’s when she’s trying to lip sync and the big tongue is in the way of her getting the words out on time

 

[Spanor511]

Shes a lesbians wet dream with that Highland coo tongue

Just a pity our big Helen is obsessed with the boaby

 

[Wee Toots]

I always thought it was "get it the leng" I always wondered what "the leng" was. It took me an embarrassing time to realise it was get fit Helen G. But maybe because there's not a fucking dose of fitness on her page

It should be fakedateswithheleng

 

[evie1975]

Do you get dressed in your kitchen? And film yourself taking the bins out

Ma bins take theirselves oot!
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Evie show us yer tongue

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

I don't understand how she breathes with that massive tongue

 

[SwishSwing]

Big Slim has lost another 2.5 pounds.

Down the back of the sofa... or???

 

[ZedsDead]

Our big Helen living off Daddy.

the shop will be a wee plaything for her, like they wee toy cooker sets you used to get. Something for her to do so she's not bored buying long dresses and going on posh dates with Craig.