Yeah, Geri won’t dump fingerdick. She’ll be busy blaming the woman.
Christ, yes. His looks like an empty yakult bottle.I've been on the receiving end of the occasional unrequested dick pic in my time, and you'd be surprised how many men are proud of their weird willies, like we should be honoured just to be sent the photo. Just look at Stephen Bear and his misshapen cock. (He has a thread on here, tread carefully cos his willy is terrifying)
Are we talking about his todger, or him personally?'Short n thick does the trick'. I remember that saying lol
I think they are a good match, both twats. They'll stay together for sure. Although as I said earlier, when he eventually gets bombed-out of Red Bull she might get bored with him moping around the mansion.Yeah, Geri won’t dump fingerdick. She’ll be busy blaming the woman.
Oh my god WHAT a description! So specific, hilarious!Christ, yes. His looks like an empty yakult bottle.
Both of them must have to thumb it in to get anywhere.
Probably not me, my husband's already sick of me talking about Horner's peen. Maybe that's why he finished off the carrots without leaving me one?I admit it's very ambiguous looking, but I'm now convinced it's a finger, purely down to the angle of the photo.
For those going with dick, can someone get a carrot or something, hold it in a dick position and demonstrate how you can take a photo with it being sideways on the screen?
Spunky finger is a great name for a band.Definitely a spunky finger
(Can't believe I've written that out loud)
I'll never say pinky finger again without thinking about this postDefinitely a spunky finger
(Can't believe I've written that out loud)
The excitement in this thread is reminding me of Huw Edwards' arse or not
You have absolutely disappointed me with this reply STJ.I am avoiding any possibility of looking at any picture that may or may not be his dick. I have no desire to vomit and see something so horrific.
Not for Christian Horner though. I have some standards when it comes to dick!You have absolutely disappointed me with this reply STJ.
Across the various threads that I browse on Tattle rarely do I think it's anyone other than yourself when I read a 'graphic' comment ... you're not the shy retiring type... just look at the photo, we need an expert & you're just the man.
Take one for the team
Don't lie, you'd just put a bag over his headNot for Christian Horner though. I have some standards when it comes to dick!
I admit it's very ambiguous looking, but I'm now convinced it's a finger, purely down to the angle of the photo.
For those going with dick, can someone get a carrot or something, hold it in a dick position and demonstrate how you can take a photo with it being sideways on the screen?
Nope. I can’t deal with this photo. Have you just photoshopped a dick on to his index finger? Or does his finger actually really look like a dick? I’m so confused. He’s got dick fingers.Think this image says it all really