Georg Woulfe

[scrantonstrangler]

I have rarely seen such defeated, exhausted, subdued looking children as hers, and I've worked with foster kiddies. Has anyone seen the 1965 study of emotional neglect and deprivation on babies? I hate to say it but her kids remind me a bit of the wee babies in that video. There's something weird going on here, beyond the woo stuff, beyond even malnutrition.

 

[beigebabe]

Each photo below is when she was looking at the camera and not the road. Stop using your phone while driving you fucking twerp, and close to a school, WTAF.

 

[kirstieeh]

Swinging a new born about like that whilst she is making a smoothie. Didn’t even support his head/ neck

She's a mum of four now. Didn't you know she knows exactly what to do. Because she's a mum of four.

 

[Bizziebody]

I swear woo woo Georg has been poking her belly out since she was 24 hours pregnant with this gift from the galaxy.

 

[beigebabe]

How did my poor children cope without affirmation cards, I mean I know the internal struggle is real for myself because my mother didn’t encourage me to recite affirmations in the mirror every morning.
I find these cards a ridiculous waste of time, money and a perfectly good tree. Just teach your fking kid resilience through life lessons. Stepping off my high horse now.

 

[AntiPants]

She’s got a reel up with how the magical spirit baby () chose its own name.

Translation: Two people who are about to have a baby went online and found a name they liked for the baby.
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Oh Georg…it’s like when you buy a car and suddenly you see that car everywhere. You wanted a sign and then opened instagram to see a random word. Then suddenly you see that word everywhere because YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IT your baby ain’t that evolved and magical, luv.

Yes! I actually almost typed the car example myself!

 

[Daisymae84]

WTF is with these reactions ???? And the creepy clown face she gives to the camera ???? How old is this woman??? 12????

 

[fakefriendsonthegram]

Memphis? God the names I had on my Bingo card were nicer!! Memphis is so super bogan, I imagine some kid with a rats tail wearing TN's with that name. Yuck. Not the same style as the other names that's for sure!

 

[beigebabe]

I love how influencers delay the name and gender for attention, it’s not like they birthed the future king or queen, no one actually gives a fuck then they sprout the whole “soaking in the newborn bubble” fruitcakes the lot of them.

 

[shelookscute]

Anyone remember when she was pregnant with spirit baby and she pulled out the old breast pump and claimed she didn’t know where all the pieces were or if it even worked as she’d had it since WinniDot was born. She desperately needed recommendations for a new one.

obviously no one sent her a freebie since a she has miraculously located all missing piece and it works!!

 

[ammg885]

The only think that is as pathetic as unsafe sleeping conditions is poor grammar.
Does this moron think woo woo spirit content baby is exempt from SIDS risks?

She’s not in the newborn bubble! She’s going out every day, creating content…does she know what the newborn bubble means?

 

[Justanotheraussie]

If you love to enjoy the "small moments" so much, why film them? Just be present with the person you're hugging...looks so disingenuous when she films these things!

 

[AntiPants]

Georg, that outfit might not have been sold to you as pajamas, but they most definitely look like pajamas.

 

[Shazza Snarki]

They just had a family photo shoot two weeks ago

 

[AntiPants]

I’d bet my house that the reason you went with an Emma mattress is because you didn’t have to pay for it. But you do you.

 

[shelookscute]

Look at the birth card. It’s a boy for sure.

 

[Shazza Snarki]

Anyone else think her spiel about remembering what Christmas is about and not doing things out of obligation was a bit patronising,m

Remembering what Christmas is about is just ticking things off the influencer to do list for these people:
* Get santa photos, share on Instagram, bonus points for a comparison to previous years ✓
* Put Christmas tree up with the family while filming for a sped up Instagram video ✓
* Overshare your kids school Christmas concert rather than letting them enjoy it, put on Instagram ✓
* Do a q&a box then ask yourself what the kids are getting for Xmas, then answer because *so many of you asked*
* Wrap Christmas presents and share like you are doing something special rather than something every other parent also does ✓
* Get professional Christmas photos taken, share on Instagram, bonus points for comparison to previous years ✓
* ReMeMbER you haven't organised a teacher present on the last week of term, ask for recommendations ✓
* Go looking at Christmas lights, post it on Instagram
* Film children putting treats out for santa, put on Instagram
* Film children sound asleep on Christmas Eve, put on Instagram
* Put children's presents under the tree, film for Instagram
* Film children at the crack of dawn marvelling at how excited they are, put on Instagram
* Film the aftermath of presents being unwrapped, put in Instagram

This list isnt unique to her, so many of these influencers seem to follow the same formula. I've just ticked the ones we have seen from GW so far this year. Any that I missed??

 

[Bizziebody]

ExpectO, RespectO, fuck of O Georg. Keep your dull life to yourselfO.

 

[notgifted]

I can’t stand this woman! Thanks for the thread.
I’m just sick of all these clowns claiming HG but only when it suits them, what stupid name will she pick for this spirit baby from the far away galaxy

 

[Shazza Snarki]

These companies that use influencers baffle me. Do they not do any research? A few months ago GW was telling us how she doesn't like cooking or following a recipe and prefers to do it intuitively . Yet here she is shilling a product where she has to cook and follow a recipe. I can't believe followers don't see through this utter BS.

Oh, she is the loony washing her period pants (in a bucket) and getting her dad to tip it on his fruit trees

And then did yoga under the tree with her daughter