scrantonstrangler
Chatty Member
Hey Georg, here's a life hack for you. I never had thousands of people asking for details about my babies because I did this REALLY WEIRD thing where I did not make a living from basically inviting people to pop their head into my uterus and have a look around.
I know this sounds insane, but when you spend years talking about the spirit baby you communicate with, talk about the joys of conceiving this spirit baby, announce a pregnancy before the piss has dried on the stick, spend all day every day shoving your belly into people's faces, make a huge deal about this self-naming baby, have 2746 naked photoshoots, and finally eject this magical telepathic being into the world with more photo coverage than a royal wedding, people tend to show some interest. It's a bit far-fetched and inconvenient but most people avoid this by keeping the majority of the conception, pregnancy and birth pretty hush hush.
To be fair, most of us have never met a baby who chose their own name from within the womb and we're curious to see what newborn babies tend to name themselves. I bet spirit baby has conveniently chosen a crunchy influencer name that fits all your rules.
I thought switching the phone off would be a more grounded earth mama thing to do but then I also thought lip fillers and shopping at giant corporations didn't fit the spiritual earth mama thing and you clearly disagree.
Nobody besides you and your brother husband should care about what is between your childs legs, unless you're keeping the gender private altogether dragging it out for engagement is weird. Raking in money and views from utter strangers who want to know details of your childs genitals is not what a normal parent does. Nor do normal parents have children who look utterly terrified and exhausted at all times.
Apologies for the rant but nothing baffles me more than influencers who revolve their life around views and engagement and then pretend to be affronted by people showing interest in what they're putting out. She knows what she's doing. And she knows that once she's revealed the name and we've had our fun gossiping about it her engagement will go right back down, until spirit baby 5 descends her magical tunnel and arrives earthside
I know this sounds insane, but when you spend years talking about the spirit baby you communicate with, talk about the joys of conceiving this spirit baby, announce a pregnancy before the piss has dried on the stick, spend all day every day shoving your belly into people's faces, make a huge deal about this self-naming baby, have 2746 naked photoshoots, and finally eject this magical telepathic being into the world with more photo coverage than a royal wedding, people tend to show some interest. It's a bit far-fetched and inconvenient but most people avoid this by keeping the majority of the conception, pregnancy and birth pretty hush hush.
To be fair, most of us have never met a baby who chose their own name from within the womb and we're curious to see what newborn babies tend to name themselves. I bet spirit baby has conveniently chosen a crunchy influencer name that fits all your rules.
I thought switching the phone off would be a more grounded earth mama thing to do but then I also thought lip fillers and shopping at giant corporations didn't fit the spiritual earth mama thing and you clearly disagree.
Nobody besides you and your brother husband should care about what is between your childs legs, unless you're keeping the gender private altogether dragging it out for engagement is weird. Raking in money and views from utter strangers who want to know details of your childs genitals is not what a normal parent does. Nor do normal parents have children who look utterly terrified and exhausted at all times.
Apologies for the rant but nothing baffles me more than influencers who revolve their life around views and engagement and then pretend to be affronted by people showing interest in what they're putting out. She knows what she's doing. And she knows that once she's revealed the name and we've had our fun gossiping about it her engagement will go right back down, until spirit baby 5 descends her magical tunnel and arrives earthside
and earth side comments, perhaps Alf is a fitting name, like the TV show, Alien Life Form, since clearly this spirit baby landed here from another planet.
All lies, all content.