I think you are spot on, ‘airbrushed to buggery’ was my thought too.
Gemma Collins #3 The GC is full of delusion, 3 stone loss causes confusion.
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She has around ten properties that she rents out, that’s her sideline, property development.
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Gemma Collins #4: GC, we are all so bored; only you think you are adored.
She is sò irrelevant it has taken almost 2 YEARS to come to the end of this thread!
Gemma Collins #4: GC, we are all so bored; only you think you are adored.
She is sò irrelevant it has taken almost 2 YEARS to come to the end of this thread!
So ... is she still engaged to Hogwash? The story in today's DM seemed to confirm so.
She would be fuming about that
I don't think she is nearly all pics with him have gone and he's deleted all of the pics with her in.
You never see Gemma Collins and Sam Smith in the same room, do you............. ?? 
Ah, but the wedding is off! Hmmm. She says she wants to concentrate on her life and having a baby? Maybe fiancé got cold feet…
She's going to have to opt for a surrogate isn't she? Maybe she'll move in with her one-time BFF Jonathan Cheban in LA and do just that?
The GC is pictured with her nephew, the Frank Skinner Radio Show's Emily Dean and the latter's bessie mate, Jonathan Ross.
Outfit aside, which I have no words for, I haven't seen her face ever look so plastic - something she's done recently has really botched it I think.
"Iconic" 
I quite liked her "Carbohydrate Barbie joke", but didn't she have to immediately bring up her PCOS! I honestly wouldn't care if she was just a big girl and got on with her life, but she has to reference it alllll the time. And she bounces back and forth between "I'm losing weight through this fab new diet, you're all going to be sorry when I'm a size 6!" and "It's not my fault, it's my hormones, I can't lose weight, boohoo" and "I'm through losing weight, I'm happy with who I am!"
Gemma, on the off chance that you're happy with who you are, get on with your life and stop looking for outside validation about your body. Honestly it's not flattering for a woman that age to be talking about her appearance all the time. I don't mean that in an ageist way, just literally that she should have the emotional maturity to realise we all have body hangups and you have to deal with it yourself.
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Gemma, on the off chance that you're happy with who you are, get on with your life and stop looking for outside validation about your body. Honestly it's not flattering for a woman that age to be talking about her appearance all the time. I don't mean that in an ageist way, just literally that she should have the emotional maturity to realise we all have body hangups and you have to deal with it yourself.
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I hate how the rich and famous can just opt to have a baby whenever they want. An overweight 42 year old trying to get pregnant on the NHS would just get told to F off.
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Writing as a size 16-18 woman with a similar height to the GC I can confirm that, even if I manage to lose two or three stone I'm never going to be a size 12. The GC always drapes herself in unflattering satin outfits which look awful and then doctors all of the photos.
Yep, this baby 'sleb surrogacy outsourcing has reached ridiculous levels over in the US, but I reckon it'll come over here too, despite UK law not allowing any payment over reasonable expenses. Won't Lady GC hire a series of nannies anyway?
Gemma Collins looks sensational after watching the Barbie movie
The GC looked sensational in a ruffled pink dress as she was spotted stepping out at the Dorchester Hotel after watching the Barbie movie on Friday.
www.dailymail.co.uk
No words for this outfit!
Sensational????Gemma Collins looks sensational after watching the Barbie movie
The GC looked sensational in a ruffled pink dress as she was spotted stepping out at the Dorchester Hotel after watching the Barbie movie on Friday.www.dailymail.co.uk
No words for this outfit!
In what World?
She looks like one of those 1970's bog roll holders?
Cold feet? I bet the poor lad has frost bite from feet to ball sack. No way was he ever banging that beast.
She really is massive now!!!!
EXC: Gemma Collins is happy with her body and isn't 'meant to be slim' # via https://android.com
But she's happy with it! Yep, I know
Or like the skank con gullible teenage girls into looking after the kids for peanuts, telling them it's a great privilege to be her dogsbody.
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