Imagine being such a lazy, hammy bleep you chop your body into pieces multiple times sooner than get off your arse and eat a vegetable. She is the maker of her misery.
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Thank you, I knew I was getting the terminology wrong. Jeez, it is worrying that this could be an option for her. Would a bypass make it easier or harder for her to continue eating pure butter out of tub*?
*not the bathtub, tho would anyone put this past her?
I don’t understand how she eats so much crap consistently. I just spent a weekend in London celebrating my 30th and had rich / decadent food as well as some junky stuff and chocolates. Now I’m home all I want to eat is vegetables and ‘clean’ food because I feel so lethargic and sickly!
Exactly this! I had too many sweets over Halloween and I don’t normally eat a lot of sugar.. I felt shocking for days after
I honestly wish someone had shown her at some point in her life that exercise can be fun and isn't limited to working out in a gym even though that's the most accessible way for most. Things she could try and might enjoy:
Trampoline. Who doesn't love trampoline jumping? They offer classes in my city that combines it with workout elements and it's amazing for legs and stomach.
Wall climbing. Full body workout that is so much fun even at the easiest wall.
Badminton. Nothing will get you fitter faster than this. I'm renting a court with 3 friends for 3 hours once a week that costs me less than a Starbucks drink and it's honestly insane how much you run without it feeling like a workout.
Biking. No one would bother her if she rode along the sea promenade on a weekday in the morning. It's flat and she can take her time and it's something she can do sitting.
Hiking. The feeling of accomplishment and strength after reaching a peak makes you forget the pain of the steep incline. There are many beginner routes she could do to start. When I trained for my Alps crossing hikes, I used hiking-buddies.com for tours and to join others spontaneously who wanted to do the same climb.
Dance classes. This would also be beneficial for her musical theater career that she still dreams of. Someone probably offers a Taylor Swift class somewhere.
Trampoline. Who doesn't love trampoline jumping? They offer classes in my city that combines it with workout elements and it's amazing for legs and stomach.
Wall climbing. Full body workout that is so much fun even at the easiest wall.
Badminton. Nothing will get you fitter faster than this. I'm renting a court with 3 friends for 3 hours once a week that costs me less than a Starbucks drink and it's honestly insane how much you run without it feeling like a workout.
Biking. No one would bother her if she rode along the sea promenade on a weekday in the morning. It's flat and she can take her time and it's something she can do sitting.
Hiking. The feeling of accomplishment and strength after reaching a peak makes you forget the pain of the steep incline. There are many beginner routes she could do to start. When I trained for my Alps crossing hikes, I used hiking-buddies.com for tours and to join others spontaneously who wanted to do the same climb.
Dance classes. This would also be beneficial for her musical theater career that she still dreams of. Someone probably offers a Taylor Swift class somewhere.
She can still scoff the bathtub of butter, it’ll just horrendously tit its way out of her quickly and make her feel like death. Mind you she absolutely adores being unwell so I bet this will be right up her street!
There's also swimming, which is brilliant exercise and she claims to actually love it.
She looks like a killer whale opening its mush for a fish
Flipper kween!
"that told me"
What a rude thing to reply to someone who was being nice.
What a rude thing to reply to someone who was being nice.
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Well, she could tattoo the entirety of War & Peace on that forehead.
Wise words jane
She blatantly wrote this to herself. Notice how both messages are all in lower case
Oop shes deleted her stories..
Shes got issues man
Shes got issues man
She loves mentioning her trolls, can’t help herself. She has a closer relationship with us than anyone else apart from mother and her surgeon.
Not that we’re trolls, but that’s what she calls us.
Not that we’re trolls, but that’s what she calls us.
has she completely dropped jewniper mewn?
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