Gabriella Lindley #72 They tried to make me gew to reham I said new new new

[Doc]

Also I pissed myself laughing when I realised

 

[Beauhead]

I’m genuinely more excited by the fact one of the people who posted above has a cat who’s 1/4 Maine Coon. Love those tiger beasts (still deathly allergic though )
It comes to something when we’d literally rather talk about the DNA of Gabby’s cat…

Here is The Beast lol

 

[Fillyjonk]

 

[Fillyjonk]

I don't like to judge but anyone I've ever met who's painted only their thumbnails black has been an absolute dickhead.

 

[Amandaleigh]

It’s nearly time for the annual tweet

 

[Fillyjonk]

pls can someone share the names so i don’t have to watch it but can still laugh

Lasagna
Boxpooh
Midnights
Farrow
Nellie 2
Hamber

 

[Binx]

imagine being nearly 30 and meeting a girl on a Taylor swift fan discord and calling her your girlfriend lol

 

[Amandaleigh]

She followed a bunch of people recently including this guy… her comments are SO cringe.

 

[Gimjamalam]

Wise words jane

 

[judgejohndeed]

It looks like that story is gone already, no wayyyyy is she doing a repeat of years ago and pretending she's 'accidentally' lost weight/is ill when she had WLS the whole time?! This woman my godddd

 

[Celery16]

How long was it open for? Two weeks?

 

[maiamoo22]

in regards to the 17lbs, maybe she misplaced Nellie for a few weeks and that is what she means??

but seriously are we having an orange juice saga again. oooooh i lost all this weight from drinking orange juice deffo nothing to do with my 146th surgery babes x

 

[judgejohndeed]

So she has two friends? I love how for ages she's said 'my (very real and not at all made up) friends hate being filmed and that's why I never show anyone' but here we have two friends being partially shown... very interesting

 

[judgejohndeed]

It's so unhinged to stomp around your flat just to hit 10k steps? I don't know anyone else who would consider doing this? And to then refer to it as 'walking yourself to death' like bitch just go out for a walk?

She lives by the SEA!!!! And she'd rather walk around her smelly flat? Deranged behaviour

 

[Accionoodles]

Just watch her latest vlog and she seemed manic almost like she was drunk. Where exactly has she been to meet friends that aren’t involved in any way with YouTube or social media?

And what is with this fake laugh she’s adopted and started doing after saying/doing mundane things that aren’t at all funny.

She’s like the human version of this Ja’mie meme.

O

ETA: ‘I’ll probably have soup ya know, like a rascal.’ WTF.

 

[Fillyjonk]

She said she would rename herself 'Margot' so I'm starting to think the hair choice is intentional to look like that picture she drew

Excellent, Maggot really suits her.

 

[cwymmie]

There's also swimming, which is brilliant exercise and she claims to actually love it.

What do you mean claims to? We have the proof!

 

[Elle]

I'm just...I'm very confused. We all know she's obsessed with food (same) because of the amount she talks about it and because she can't even have a bath without a lasagne bobbing about in there.

And we know she eats fucking shit like sausages dipped in lurpak. Like, sorry but you haven't 'accidentally' lost 17 pounds have you?

She places so much self worth on her weight and now she's 'lost' some she's back to eye fucking herself in vain stories and posts.

This new casual admission of losing 17 pounds combined with her intention to 'dig out' the dungaree thing she wore when she was slimmer in 2018...it's all very suspicious and shitty and she's a shit head.

 

[Sarahsauce]

Wouldn’t a 17lb loss show on her face? Unless it’s 8.5lb off each leg.

 

[Celeste]

If that fat lard of a cat gets up the chimney, it's not coming out.

When Nellie got stuck up the chimney,
He began to shout,
"Gab, you t*wat - you've made me so fat
I can't get my arse out!"