I'm pregnant and so I need to pee every 5 seconds, I hope Gabby can work with that...maybe the worst bladder infection her bladder doctor has ever bladdered and she needs to pee every 3 seconds
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It’s October guys! Will Gabbie make an appearance? Is Juniper Moon ever gonna open up again?
I can imagine Gabby lying on Jane’s sewfa reading this thread, nostrils flaring wildly, because someone has a bigger Clemmy than she did
Oh god Albi that is horrendous! I hope you get things sorted soon.Good job she’s boring as duck, so I don’t have 3 million pages to catch up on
Slightly off topic, but for anyone that saw the pic of my huge stomach, well I got the results of my scan (finally!) this morning, and I have a 10-13cm cyst on my left ovary. So ha! In your face gobbles!
But jokes aside, I’ll be glad to get rid of it because I’ve been in constant pain for months.
And at that size you’d be justified calling it Melonie rather than Clemmie
Just popping in to see my Gobtoberfest icon 
Gobby hasn’t slept since 1999
It was a melon, but it’s now a pumpkin…I’ve just decidedOh god Albi that is horrendous! I hope you get things sorted soon.
And at that size you’d be justified calling it Melonie rather than Clemmie
my very own Halloween pumpkin 
Gobby’s like a mouse, she just walks along constantly pissing herself
Happy 
Gabboween
GabboweenCurrently feeling a bit meh due to the wisdom tooth I had removed on Wednesday. It ended up being quite a complicated removal after the bastard thing wouldn’t come out, now enjoying some lovely stitches, jaw pain and plenty of bruising!
Took Wednesday and Thursday off when it was at its worst, worked from home on Friday, now glad it’s the weekend and ate some (albeit mushy) solid foods today!
I’m guessing this would warrant at least a month’s recovery at Jane’s for Gob. Dentist vlogs incoming.
I wonder if her UC and PIP claims are keeping her busy.
Occupation? 30 year old baby. How does your condition affect you? It makes me turn grey, a bit like what happens when you turn the saturation down on a phewtew. Are you able to prepare your own meals? No, of course not. Jane does that for me. Tonight we’re having buns, bread and biscuits.
Occupation? 30 year old baby. How does your condition affect you? It makes me turn grey, a bit like what happens when you turn the saturation down on a phewtew. Are you able to prepare your own meals? No, of course not. Jane does that for me. Tonight we’re having buns, bread and biscuits.
Buns, bread, biscuits and BUTTER.
But she’s too incapacitated to make her butter now!
Aaand just like that she’s back
For those who are blocked
ETA: back in Brighton and wearing make-up, so clearly filming an ad
ETA: back in Brighton and wearing make-up, so clearly filming an ad
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An absolute Gabby excuse!
God she’s boring, I’ve been dipping in and out because she’s been so dull. She’s shooting herself in the foot by posting next to nothing when she’s meant to be an influencer. She’s clearly panicking now hence the swift return to Brighton and probably filming an ad.
It’s a Primark haul, great.
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No doubt with half of the video being a skin + me or skillshare ad.
Where is she putting all that crap? When she panned and showed the whole haul, it looked like enough to fill a small room.
I was literally about to post the same thing! Where the duck is all that crap going?!
Christ how much more shite does one person's home need? Jane better get the car ready to load up more of gabbies cast offs
What is that giant knot thing, looks like a dog toy
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