Gabriella Lindley #68 sew much pain, help me Jane, faking birthday cards but can't spell her own name

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Kitten458

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poopettemetis said:
Everyone better keep their fixer uppers away from this bint. She wouldn’t know taste if it shat in a box next to her.
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But she’s a Halloween winter baby, how else will everyone know? She wants to fester away in her black house with its black walls painted so thick you can’t swing a Nelly.

P.S no one tell her black attracts heat.
 
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Goldengirl88

poopettemetis said:
Everyone better keep their fixer uppers away from this bint. She wouldn’t know taste if it shat in a box next to her.
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Clearly has no idea how the albedo effect works. She must have missed that geography lesson because the teacher was a sewper mean troll or she was hiding behind a curtain or something.

It would be very amusing to watch the winter baby sweltering in all black house though 🤣🤣
 
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Fillyjonk

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Goldengirl88 said:
Clearly has no idea how the albedo effect works. She must have missed that geography lesson because the teacher was a sewper mean troll or she was hiding behind a curtain or something.

It would be very amusing to watch the winter baby sweltering in all black house though 🤣🤣
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Only somebody with zero appreciation for period properties would choose to paint over that stunning brickwork. It's a beautiful house and the last thing it needs is some jumped up Farrow & Bollocks addict getting their grubby mitts all over it for an ✨aesthetic✨.
 
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eelaii

Aren't there strict rules un UK about older homes? Isn't this the reason why she still has rotten windows and cannot install an AC because she's too lazy/dumb to go through all the paperwork and Jane wouldn't do it?
 
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ECH

eelaii said:
Aren't there strict rules un UK about older homes? Isn't this the reason why she still has rotten windows and cannot install an AC because she's too lazy/dumb to go through all the paperwork and Jane wouldn't do it?
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If it's a listed building, yes. I'm not sure if Gabby's is a listed building, someone who knows the area better would have to weigh in, but if it's listed you have to maintain the character of the property.
 
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bonesjones

Wants to paint a house black but has pink in every room of her current house? 🤪

Also brunette butter witch has killed me 😂
 
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