Gobby “I hate being the centre of attention, I hate receiving gifts and people watching me in case I don’t like it”…. Also Gobby- does nearly a month of tiktoks two years in a row in December of her opening overly extravagant advent calendar gifts from Jane.
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What on earth makes her think this year a surprise party will be thrown for her 
. I even think her family couldn't think of anything worse, she's so miserable. My niece was born on my birthday, I look forward to it every year, although I don't particularly want to go into my 30's she is only 5 so I can enjoy it through seeing her happy. Imagine constantly tweeting about how you hate your birthday, if you didn't mention it a million and one times not one person on the Internet would know!
. I even think her family couldn't think of anything worse, she's so miserable. My niece was born on my birthday, I look forward to it every year, although I don't particularly want to go into my 30's she is only 5 so I can enjoy it through seeing her happy. Imagine constantly tweeting about how you hate your birthday, if you didn't mention it a million and one times not one person on the Internet would know!
Well, Gabby is now 28. Absolutely nothing has changed since her lockdown birthday, she’s still an absolute misery, but it also must suck knowing she has no one to actually care about her on her birthday except Jane, but she’s brought it all on herself so my sympathy is limited.
Happy birthday Gabby 
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Should we organise a surprise birthday party for her, outside, in the sunshine, with lots of people?Happy birthday Gabby
If she doesn’t like that, perhaps the gravy aisle of Co-op?
Is it potluck? Who's in charge of the tubs of butter and packets of ham?
Will have to be in a park or football pitch or somewhere with plenty of grass
Don't forget to invite lots of men.
We need someone with a van, and maybe even a trailer to get enough!
Won't have to organise portaloos if somebody is happy to bring boxes.
Someone bring a cricket set in case her boyfriend is called for an emergency game
And a box in case George’s friends turn up
And a box in case George’s friends turn up
I’ve got covid, do you think she would mind me coming?
Just say it's definitely an infecshun from your surgery.
Make sure you take plenty of filtered grey 'sew poorly' selfies at the party so everyone feels bad for you.
Thank duck I don’t share my bday with Gobs (mine is tomorrow) could just see her sucking the life out of anyone who’s also the 1st of June. Feel bad for Jason Donovan 
Somehow I don't think Jase will be crying into his butter tub and wondering when his surprise party will start today.Thank duck I don’t share my bday with Gobs (mine is tomorrow) could just see her sucking the life out of anyone who’s also the 1st of June. Feel bad for Jason Donovan
Party favours are tiny butter sachets and a Jewniper Mewn sticker from Gobs stockpile
I’ll bring the emergency buns! Then I’ll give her a back rub and she can write the day off x
Mine is tomorrow too! I'm glad every year it's not the 1stThank duck I don’t share my bday with Gobs (mine is tomorrow) could just see her sucking the life out of anyone who’s also the 1st of June. Feel bad for Jason Donovan
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