I dunno why it’s just avocado she slams, she doesn’t like anything green.
Bradley the fork would never go for Gobs. He likes his yoga typesMaybe clemmie's returned?
I don't think she ever has actually, and that's fine. The more she goes on about it being gross or not what she wants, the more it gives the impression that she wants to have this life but feels her size (and lack of a couple of mates) hold her back. She needs to hook up with Niomi Smart and learn to have fun being single, or maybe just get an introduction to Bradley The Fork. Now that youtuber crossover would be wild.
shes like Peter Griffin with that thermometerI think she’d be a lot happier if she took the thermometer off her wall
I'm only caught up to here but yep. I had to stop reading a book I bought about genes and such because it went into *POSSIBLE TW for mentioning holocaust history and death*Just casually supporting eugenics, whatever
She was trying for a baby?Surprised she’s not asked herself if she’s pregnant or trying again yet
No, she has never done that or even been close.She was trying for a baby?
“I hate I hate I hate”…So “I’m allergic to dogs” actually meant “I think dogs smell”
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No but she always likes to talk about how she’s DEFINITELY not pregnant and then in the next breath she talks about wanting a baby etc and not needing a manShe was trying for a baby?
I don't like avocado either but we're not the ones trying to make it a personality traitI’m sorry but avocado is tasteless snot, on this me and Gobbledegook agree
I’m sorry but avocado is tasteless snot, on this me and Gobbledegook agree
So she doesn’t have to look into her own BROWN eyesWhy is she always grinning at herself and peering at something off camera?
I can season avocado to the high heavens and still find the texture completely unpalatable. For me the texture is bland and oily whatever you do with it.For everyone that doesn’t like avocado, I was once like you.
Then, I discovered seasoning.
Chilli flakes, lemon juice and then...
This
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Mash it all together and place on your buttered toast.
Perfection. Thank me later!
Xoxo,
Garlic Girl
Of course, but it would make great gossip wouldn't it!? It would be such a weird social media crossover, and I guess if she went down the personal trainer route again it might have happened. She was once obsessed with a personal trainer that got the Made in Chelsea girls T.V ready. Even took £40 taxi rides there and back, then bought the same protein powder niomi smart was raving about. After a sip however she declared it disgusting and nothing (sadly) like a mcflurry.Bradley the fork would never go for Gobs. He likes his yoga types
It would be fabulous. C’mon Gobs if you’re reading, make it happen.Of course, but it would make great gossip wouldn't it!? It would be such a weird social media crossover, and I guess if she went down the personal trainer route again it might have happened. She was once obsessed with a personal trainer that got the Made in Chelsea girls T.V ready. Even took £40 taxi rides there and back, then bought the same protein powder niomi smart was raving about. After a sip however she declared it disgusting and nothing (sadly) like a mcflurry.