She really bleeping thinks she’s something.
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Hope he has some spare cricket whites
‘Aw babe so sorry I couldn’t be there on Valentine’s Day - I had an emergency cricket match. You know how it is’
I know we have moved on from the disclaimer but she has really missed the point. Her and Nellie are a lost cause at this point. Their is no telling her, but someone with a cat could watch that video, like the flowers and decide to buy them thinking they are ok because they have seen Nellie with them. So because of this something happens to their cat. It's not just about her
Emergency Cricket Match will forever be one of my favourite Gabby things. I only hope I can use that excuse myself one day 🥲
Before I catch up I want to say I haven’t checked in on this thread for almost a year but just got blindsided by Gabby’s tik tok ad for smile direct club. Not what I expected but absolutely hilarious considering she blocked me on tik tok for no reason at all
She seems cheerful today, and she was out for the day - well from 11am. Reckon Jane’s back.
It's been 8 months since she last did a living room makeover video.....
Jane deffo back
What do we think? IKEA, the pewst office and M&S?
Also, a well adjusted cat wouldn't give a duck about being left alone for most of the day. I've heard of people leaving the radio or telly on the dog, as dogs are pack animals and can struggle with being left alone. But a cat who's lived his whole life alone really would not give a toss, probably even welcomes having peace and quiet without hammy trotters being shoved in his face all day.
She is just gross. She says 'I can't leave Nellie out of this room' with a tiny fkin scratch post that looks like it's never been used! This is my set up just for their dry food and she posts about him having a light by his bowl so he can see
hurts my heart, the poor cat 
Why does Nellie need a nightlight to eat in the dark? Don’t cats see better in the dark? Is she really this stupid?
If anything I’d guess such regular, close exposure to a light at eye-level would be really bad for a cat?
Her giant ego paired with a complete lack of common sense really does make her a terrible pet owner.
Her giant ego paired with a complete lack of common sense really does make her a terrible pet owner.
poor cat 
Gives me a headache just looking at it
What happened to his massive cat tree, it doesn't seem to be in any of the rooms, now all he's offered is a footstool from ikea that he has to no doubt sqeeze into
Chewna and chewlips for Nellie as Gobby festers in front of the telly.
Skin + Me gave her red cheeks, she hasn't washed that grey jumper in weeks.
Trolls called her a blob fish, that made her laugh, been a while since she had a lasagne bath.
Doing another living room 'make over', she even got rid of the #gifted Snug sofa.
Reheating bolognaise and painting walls, it's only ever Jane who calls.
As she scrolls Twitter blocking all the haters in her way, she mumbles to herself
No tod ay
Skin + Me gave her red cheeks, she hasn't washed that grey jumper in weeks.
Trolls called her a blob fish, that made her laugh, been a while since she had a lasagne bath.
Doing another living room 'make over', she even got rid of the #gifted Snug sofa.
Reheating bolognaise and painting walls, it's only ever Jane who calls.
As she scrolls Twitter blocking all the haters in her way, she mumbles to herself
No tod ay
Probably didn’t fit her aesthetic anymore so she got rid.Gives me a headache just looking at it
What happened to his massive cat tree, it doesn't seem to be in any of the rooms, now all he's offered is a footstool from ikea that he has to no doubt sqeeze into
Sixteen sofas and no braincells
Uggghhh the vampire diaries stories just turned my brain to mush. And yes you’d think a bright light at eye level for her cat with fucked up eyes wouldn’t be a good idea, but good old gabbo of course doesn’t give a tit.
Magnolia lounge? Stunning hun x
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