Gabriella Lindley #55 The best way tew spread Christmuss cheer is with a surgery at the end of the year!

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Jeeen22

I’m actually crying someone call Bob Geldof for Gab Aid
 
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Iwantyoutoknow22

Incredible. I’m on a work call shaking with laughter hahaha lucky I’m on mute
 
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ECH

Gab Aid is my favourite thing to happen ever. You guys are comedy geniuses.
 
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Randomlyorange

I hereby crown you queen of tattle, congrats you’ve won an operashun and a box
 
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SwimmingPigs

Does Gabby Know It's Christmas Time? Remix

It's Christmas time, Jane and Nellie feel afraid
At Christmas time, Gabby banishes light, and she festers in shade

But in Gab's world of empty, Jane can spread a smile of joy
By driving up and down the country at Christmas time

But say a prayer, pray for Gabby's loved ones
At Christmas time it's hard when Gabby's not having fun

There's a world inside her window
And it's a world of tantrums and fear
Where the only water flowing
Is the bitter sting of tears (in the gravy aisle)

And the Christmas bells that ring
Are the clomping stomps of Gabby's boots

Well tonight thank God it's Jane and Nellie, instead of youuuuu
 
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Fillyjonk

YASSS TEARS IN THE GRAVY AISLE
 
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Cyclophage

So this is Gabmas
And what have yew done?
Another year over
Full of Jane making buns

So this is Gabmas
How dare yew have fun!
Don’t yew know I have an infection
And a womb of adheshuns
 
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Albi

Jeeen22 said:
I’m actually crying someone call Bob Geldof for Gab Aid
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“And Madgejure, don’t forget Madgejure, ya know, Madgejure, like Madgejure cheddar”

Ahhh can you tell I’ve been watching Gavin and Stacey Christmas specials this week
 
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Randomlyorange

Cyclophage said:
So this is Gabmas
And what have yew done?
Another year over
Full of Jane making buns

So this is Gabmas
How dare yew have fun!
Don’t yew know I have an infection
And a womb of adheshuns
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On a bus on my day off and I’m laughing picturing Gabby saying adeeeezhunnnnns
 
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GlitteryKitten

I've got nothing worthwhile to add, but I fucking love yew guys

Ooh ooh, I have one! Christmas time, munchausen and whine!
 
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jackolantern

Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
Another surgery, pa rum pum pum pum
The finest gift yew've seen, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before yew qween, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Peace on earth, can it be?
A man in Jane's rewm? THE TREACHERY
See that day of glory
See the day where men will be killed
Live in peace, live in peace again

Every cat must be made aware
Every cat must be made to care
Can't escape from this mad woman
Killed with tewna from a fucking can

I pray my wish will come true
For my imagined child, Zoella 2
She'll see my days of glory
Where men will be killed,
Live in peace, live in peace again
 
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spillthetea23

You guys have KILLED me with the Christmas songs. I've never spoken to a funnier bunch of hewmens on the internet in my 24 years of life
 
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CoffeeMamma

I’m a 30+ who just literally wet myself laughing at “the treachery” it’s absolutely finished me off
 
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spillthetea23

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Nellies Ran Away
Too Much Chewna Made Him Sick
Jane's made a ham and lasange buffet, hey!
 
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Blueblue123

I'm nowhere near as funny or smart as you guys but I'd love if "Yewltide" could make it into the next thread title somehow
 
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