Gabriella Lindley #52 Who is gonna tell her? Grandad’s secret ingredient is salmonella

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Can’t believe I was asleep for this absolute shit show of a “collection launch”. The cringe product photos, extortionate shipping prices (apparently a technically issue. Sure jan). I also can’t believe the prices she’s charging for these basic products. I mean £7 for a damn notepad?!
 
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Definitely printed, it’s cut off in places

ETA: She has pictures of the ghost going both ways so I think this was the original plan to make her the most £££
 
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She's posted the launch video to both of her channels, I wonder why not for the views and traffic surely
 
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Instagram vs reality
“I don’t edit my pictures” - Pull the other one love
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Oh WOW. We all make sure we "show our good side" in photos but this is just ridiculous, looks like two different people

I was looking at the "apparel" (the jumpers and tshirts, let's just call it that) and its really not clear what size they are. She doesn't show how long they are cos they're tucked in. As a size 18/20,i would have no idea if I'd need an XL, 2xl or whether they'd even fit me. There's no conversion chart. And on lots of website they list their height and regular clothing size and what size jumper they're wearing.... Well, we know gabs would never do that! But yeah, as a potential buyer (I'm not btw) it would put me off spending that money, as I bet she wouldn't accept returns
 
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Is anyone brave enough to count how many times she says littul?

Or cewt.

Or sew.
Littul= 24 in 10 minutes = 144 littuls per hour
Cewt= 5 in 10 minutes = 30 cewts per hour
Sew= 54 in 10 minutes = 324 sews per hour

(I didn’t sit through it, just searched the transcript )
 
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I'm not sure if she's added since she's read this, but there's definitely a size guide on her website, I was browsing it earlier just to catch up on the goss and saw the measurements on there. Her ridiculous poses are sending me to the jewniper mewn with laughter though pahaha
 
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