Gabriella Lindley #35 Jane would drive 500 miles and Jane would drive 500 more

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Highlights of her new Tiktok include:
• Hoovering the desk
• Zemiper Jane and Mega Ewnit Nel
• Grub trying her hardest to take the world’s tiniest bite out of a mini cake
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I can’t with the vacuum, um I mean “hewver”, on the desk. It’s like she hasn’t heard of a handheld vacuum that she could use instead. Or even those little mini desk vacuums you can get from Amazon.
Also I feel like I can smell the sugar that’s in whatever it is she’s shoving in her gob 🤢
 
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Gabriella Lindley #36 flat's full of tat, Tiktok twit and Twitter brat, OMG the size of that cat!
 
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Gabby if you see this, DISINFECT YOUR BLOODY DESK. Nobody wants your cat’s fur/tit all over their orders. Hoovering does not sanitise, especially if you eat there.
 
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Her hygiene habits turn my stomach, she's always so manky. Someone send Kim Woodburn to her flat please.
 
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Also I feel like I can smell the sugar that’s in whatever it is she’s shoving in her gob 🤢
This is so not going to help her either 😬 I have endo and before that was found/lap/went on the mini pill I used to have a fortnight every month of pain, first a week of PMS and then the period week itself. ‘Self care’ isn’t just feeling sorry for yourself and eating tit for two weeks, it’s eating well and going for some walks to help alleviate the pain. She is literally making it worse for herself. Obviously, by all means eat a bit more chocolate or whatever if you feel tit...but she just uses it as an excuse to gorge herself for two weeks and then complains that she feels crap 🥴
 
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Highlights of her new Tiktok include:
• Hoovering the desk
• Zemiper Jane and Mega Ewnit Nel
• Grub trying her hardest to take the world’s tiniest bite out of a mini cake
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Why is everything “the __________ of a small business owner”? She sounds like a twit. Your morning routine is no different than anyone else’s. You wake up, you pay atewntion to your pet, you have breakfast, you work (well, that’s relative), you may or may not shower.

Guess what, Gobs? I DO THE SAME bleeping THING and so do millions of others.
 
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I can’t with the vacuum, um I mean “hewver”, on the desk. It’s like she hasn’t heard of a handheld vacuum that she could use instead. Or even those little mini desk vacuums you can get from Amazon.
Also I feel like I can smell the sugar that’s in whatever it is she’s shoving in her gob 🤢
Honestly hoovering the desk infuriates me JUST GET A DUSTER
 
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Apart from the hygiene aspect, how dirty can a desk get that hoovering seems like the sensible option?!

Surely a j cloth and some disinfectant would do the trick in 20 secs. It'll only be a few bits of debris, no?

And doesn't the Hoover just push things around and knock them over?

She's so dumb and chaotic I can't deal 😫
 
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Apart from the hygiene aspect, how dirty can a desk get that hoovering seems like the sensible option?!

Surely a j cloth and some disinfectant would do the trick in 20 secs. It'll only be a few bits of debris, no?

And doesn't the Hoover just push things around and knock them over?

She's so dumb and chaotic I can't deal 😫
You just know her excuse will be “bUt I hAvE aLlErGiEs To ClEaNiNg PrOdUcTs” - Oh you definitely have allergies... to common sense apparently.
 
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This is someone who uses a tea towel to take nail varnish off, nothing she does makes sense
 
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no Gabby she wasn't asking if you vacuum the whole office, she was asking whether you use the same vacuum on your grubby floors that harbour all kinds of dirt and bacteria. Can't tell if she's genuinely that thick or if she's dodging the question.
 
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no Gabby she wasn't asking if you vacuum the whole office, she was asking whether you use the same vacuum on your grubby floors that harbour all kinds of dirt and bacteria. Can't tell if she's genuinely that thick or if she's dodging the question.
Also notice the comment underneath with that person offering to send her some wax melts. Greedy witch could've reciprocated and offered something too. She's more than happy to receive freebies but not offer any 🙄

Edit - I know she said no, but could've said that she would happily send her something in the future if she ever took her up on her offer.
 
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no Gabby she wasn't asking if you vacuum the whole office, she was asking whether you use the same vacuum on your grubby floors that harbour all kinds of dirt and bacteria. Can't tell if she's genuinely that thick or if she's dodging the question.
What sort of bleeping response is that? Is she filming herself hoovering the desk instead of her rugs for a bit of variety? As in, it’s totally normal to vacuum furniture?!
 
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