Formula 1 Wags #51

[monza]

Mines are pretty obvious

Monaco Flower shop: Max and Lando, then Daniel and Bottas with Alex (cause they are Monaco residents ) in McLaren



Then team Pornić: Max, Lando, Daniel, Carlos and Fernando in Haas/all wild everything



Lawrence of my Labia (Zak): Lando, Daniel, Carlos, Checo and Fernando in McLaren ofc (couldn't combine Lewis to fit in this under $100M)



COME AT ME MR. HORNER I'LL WIN CONSTRUCTORS BEFORE YOU

 

[imola]

big smooches to everyone who puts charles in a mclaren, that's sexy

 

[Loz-x]

Lando said on Bankai’s stream every time he goes into his room, the life size cutout of Max scares him

 

[imola]

I have Carlos, Yuki, Pear, Alex and Fernando!

Team name - Brttnys vwls

so kind of you to not separate poor yuki and pear, it'd hurt poor sid more than losing zee plugs

Lando said on Bankai’s stream every time he goes into his bedroom, the life size cutout of Max scares him

please tell me it's fewtrell not verstappen because if not, i have many many questions

 

[iona.a.smith]

big smooches to everyone who puts charles in a mclaren, that's sexy
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Haters will say it’s fake. But your welcome

 

[imola]

Haters will say it’s fake. But your welcome

fake? what is that word? nothing here is fake...

 

[Futtrit]

so kind of you to not separate poor yuki and pear, it'd hurt poor sid more than losing zee plugs


please tell me it's fewtrell not verstappen because if not, i have many many questions

My name isn't Jane either... I was trying to register but it was being crappy so i had to put a random name to see if it registered with that. It did and now I'm Jane!

 

[iona.a.smith]

so kind of you to not separate poor yuki and pear, it'd hurt poor sid more than losing zee plugs


please tell me it's fewtrell not verstappen because if not, i have many many questions

Either Max makes sense tbh

My name isn't Jane either... I was trying to register but it was being crappy so i had to put a random name to see if it registered with that. It did and now I'm Jane!

That’s sticking now matter what

 

[imola]

My name isn't Jane either... I was trying to register but it was being crappy so i had to put a random name to see if it registered with that. It did and now I'm Jane!

it's a pretty name though, i hope tarzan finds his way to you

 

[iona.a.smith]

fake? what is that word? nothing here is fake...

100% real. You can Harvard Reference us if you want.

 

[monza]

please tell me it's fewtrell not verstappen because if not, i have many many questions

Exactly... Like do they ship to Croatia?

 

[Loz-x]

please tell me it's fewtrell not verstappen because if not, i have many many questions

Yeah it’s Max F. Can’t wait for the Quadrant video to see what else they got Lando lol

 

[iona.a.smith]

Yeah it’s Max F. Can’t wait for the Quadrant video to see what else they got Lando lol

It’s going to be a solid month before it is release tho let’s be realistic

 

[lni33]

Yeah it’s Max F. Can’t wait for the Quadrant video to see what else they got Lando lol

Remind me when that comes out to not go anywhere near tumblr, I do not need to experience the shippers crying because of a cardboard cutout

 

[imola]

looking at the list of teams, everyone has such pretty flags and my stupid (affectionately, i love germany) german flag sticks out like a sore thumb can't believe there's not a single other german out here

Remind me when that comes out to not go anywhere near tumblr, I do not need to experience the shippers crying because of a cardboard cutout

you know i just want context as to why that thing is in his bathroom and why lando hasn't removed it yet because my jokes are writing itself at this point

 

[Futtrit]

Second team of Sharl, Carlos, max, vb and Seb called 'Come on me bro'

 

[lni33]

big smooches to everyone who puts charles in a mclaren, that's sexy
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He actually kinda suits it, Lando in Ferrari on the other hand looks so unbelievably wrong

 

[90sgirl]

If there isn’t anything squid related we riot

 

[imola]

Second team of Sharl, Carlos, max, vb and Seb called 'Come on me bro'

you know my english gets way worse after midnight but i legitimately though come ON me bro was a mistake until i realized... and you're not wrong

 

[iona.a.smith]

If there isn’t anything squid related we riot

Naturally. And if there is we question all life decisions as it confirms that they are indeed lurkers