Formula 1 WAGs #3

[moshi_]

On the subject of sex,who do we think would be good in bed and who wouldn't? I'll give a few to start off.

Lando gives me clueless/virgin vibes, especially from his body language with Luisinha

Seb and Daniel I think would both be really good and just daddy vibes in general. Possibly Kimi falls into this camp too.

Anyone else care to explain what they think for m

Not a driver, but Toto! He knows what he’s doing.

Drivers? Likely Daniel, Seb… I think if Lewis cared he would be good too.

Younger guys just give me kids vibes. Max should be… intense. Idk.

 

[Princess of Scots]

Not a driver, but Toto! He knows what he’s doing.

Drivers? Likely Daniel, Seb… I think if Lewis cared he would be good too.

Younger guys just give me kids vibes. Max should be… intense. Idk.

Toto Wolff is the ultimate DILF.

I don't think Lewis would really care tbh, I don't think he'd be very good. I agree

 

[jennylolo]

On the subject of sex,who do we think would be good in bed and who wouldn't? I'll give a few to start off.

Lando gives me clueless/virgin vibes, especially from his body language with Luisinha

Seb and Daniel I think would both be really good and just daddy vibes in general. Possibly Kimi falls into this camp too.

Anyone else care to explain what they think for m

It kills me but I think max…I think he would reallyyyyy go for it…


goodbye

 

[xoxoxoxoxwelsh]

On my detective quest I found this. Tom follows it too, wonder who it is

 

[alishachew]

this is the one i found i cant tell if its lando i feel bad posting the @ incase people start requesting but im sure u can find it

 

[rr.4]

Im loving the banter… some of your comments had me in stitches Also, can we please take a moment to appreciate the mad detective work that is going on here!

Yuck! That Insta page with all the girls is just creepy and totally looks like a shopping catalogue Also did I read right that you actually have to pay to get on one of these thirst trap pages???

low key concerned for Max’s safety since the world now knows he also follows it… Kelly ain’t gonna be happy

Toto wolf ages like fine wine… he’s definitely my main F1 man… oh and I find his accent to be irresistible.

Also where is everyone from? I’m in Australian and I swear the time difference is making it so hard to keep up with all the posts.

 

[BigLittleLiar]

That IG page is set up like a modern escort catalogue. I guess the choosing from there means less work and it's not too surprising.

Athletes in general seem to go for the girls bordering on escort service, probably a mix of convenience and a lot of young athletes not having any actual game with women. If you've just had girls throw themselves at you forever you wouldn't know how to act with romantic interests the way the rest of us have to learn.

I'm from the US so you guys seem to be most active in the morning to mid afternoon for me

 

[Trassidia]

I can actually hear Snow Patrol and John Legend when I see that picture.



Totally. Honestly, all of the fan pages, including the ones clamoring to have his back, just need to take a deep breath, put down the phone, and read a book or something. Let the boy live his life, have some fun, make his own choices, make his own mistakes, do what 21 yo boys do, get some...vitamin P, and hop back in the McLaren in two weeks.



Guenther Steiner. That anger has to translate, no?

OMG, Gunther lol. This has made my day. I guess it would translate into something - not sure how special it would be

Im loving the banter… some of your comments had me in stitches Also, can we please take a moment to appreciate the mad detective work that is going on here!

Yuck! That Insta page with all the girls is just creepy and totally looks like a shopping catalogue Also did I read right that you actually have to pay to get on one of these thirst trap pages???

low key concerned for Max’s safety since the world now knows he also follows it… Kelly ain’t gonna be happy

Toto wolf ages like fine wine… he’s definitely my main F1 man… oh and I find his accent to be irresistible.

Also where is everyone from? I’m in Australian and I swear the time difference is making it so hard to keep up with all the posts.

Same! I wake up to a lot of reading. And, well
I’m locked down so I have time

 

[hygge25]

On the subject of sex,who do we think would be good in bed and who wouldn't? I'll give a few to start off.

I once had a fantastic sex dream involving Daniel and it was magical, lol. But would love to give Daniel and Toto an audition in real life to find out…not at the same time though.

 

[BigLittleLiar]

On the subject of sex,who do we think would be good in bed and who wouldn't? I'll give a few to start off.

I'm gonna go with Daniel. I think he'd for sure be the most fun about it. If the humor and good vibes extends to the bedroom then I'm there

 

[sunshine25]

The girl who originally posted the insta story of Lando and his 'girlfriend' took it down but the damage is already done ...

I know everyone was already like 99% sure the girl in the picture is Luisinha but I will leave this here

 

[alishachew]

damn got some fbi agents in here

 

[lostonmars]

omg the last few pages of posts are hilarious. I feel like I need to catch up.
-Luisinhagate is hilarious.
-Cha being grumpy on her phone in Mykonos is funny and the most “realness” I’ve seen from her
-F1 sex podium: Danny, Seb and Carlos.
The comments on Gunther and all that is hilarious.
-That under 20k account is totally for the clout and girls who will do whatevs for it.

Im in North America, always lots to catch up on overnight/after work. Y’all hilarious.

 

[hygge25]

The girl who originally posted the insta story of Lando and his 'girlfriend' took it down but the damage is already done ...

I know everyone was already like 99% sure the girl in the picture is Luisinha but I will leave this here

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Am I the only one who would love to see an F1 driver with a normal, full figured girl? Not these stick thin, fake, facetuned insta-"influencers"? C'mon fellas, get some girls that are independent, run their own businesses (sit down ChaCha .... Secret Treasure Charms and your doodle shoes don't fall into this category). I'm just so sick of them hooking up with the saaaaaame type of girl. /endrant

 

[Rubythefirebat]

On my detective quest I found this. Tom follows it too, wonder who it is

this is the one i found i cant tell if its lando i feel bad posting the @ incase people start requesting but im sure u can find it

I told you guys that f1 gossip insta is nothing conpared to this thread! Tattle Detectives are for real!

 

[sashabunny]

Kelly would for sure have a Nanny or two to look after baby P. It's quite common for the women in those circles and especially wealthy people living in Monaco. It's a status thing too. Kelly probably just doesn't publicise it, because sometimes people will criticise mothers for having help.

I'm sure Max cares for P, but I honestly can't imagine Max hanging out with Kelly and P all of the time. Max probably treats P like family but I can't imagine Kelly going out all of the time and asking Max to look after her for half a day.

I think Kelly is a good mother but I feel a bit concerned when she posts photos of baby P not always wearing clothes. It's very innocent if it's just around family or in a private luxury beach resort but posting it online is a bit dangerous... there are unfortunately SO many horrible and disgusting predators out in the world. It concerns me a lot.

Kelly has probably lived a very sheltered and privileged life and maybe she hasn't thought of that, I know it's a normal thing in a lot of European countries. But honestly, there are many evil and disgusting creeps and predators out there and as well as in real life, there are so many scary and alarmingly horrific people and places on the internet. It's not safe, unfortunately.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Totally agree with the suggestions on the best but the worst would definitely have to be Mr Missionary himself Christian Horner. He'd have no imagination, would bang on continually about how he's better than Toto and would definitely cry at some stage. Lando too wouldn't have a clue and would probably fumble for 60 seconds before you realised it was over.

 

[suri24]

omg the last few pages of posts are hilarious. I feel like I need to catch up.
-Luisinhagate is hilarious.
-Cha being grumpy on her phone in Mykonos is funny and the most “realness” I’ve seen from her
-F1 sex podium: Danny, Seb and Carlos.
The comments on Gunther and all that is hilarious.
-That under 20k account is totally for the clout and girls who will do whatevs for it.

Fangirls had a meltdown over the Lando thing last night but seriously contacting an escort account on insta to order two hot girls for the summer break is gross. They cant even ask a girl to spend time with them without financial or social clout incentive You guys are the best detectives

Also, no offense but why are these girls posing in an online meat market? Or agree to join a yacht full of guys they dont know? They make Katerina’s 3 attempts look classy and well done.

 

[mjc_dv]

Totally agree with the suggestions on the best but the worst would definitely have to be Mr Missionary himself Christian Horner. He'd have no imagination, would bang on continually about how he's better than Toto and would definitely cry at some stage. Lando too wouldn't have a clue and would probably fumble for 60 seconds before you realised it was over.

I think Daniel would be dynamite. Lewis too, if he proved selflessness, I am sure he knows all the tricks in the book.. Michael Italiano is a fine fine man (aka smoking hot) and I would climb that like the Everest (thirsty much?!) . Carlos seems like he would know what to do too. Foor Kimi and Alonso experience should speak for itself.

On the bad side, Lando probably, he'd probably not know what is what, poor baby. Charles would be ok i guess but he seems bland and vanilla and overly sweetly romantic. Meh... Max, aggressive and inconsiderate, i imagine the energizer bunny when I think of that.....

Can't tell, but I'd be curious about George or Nicky....


All the rest I find totally unattractive (yes, Pierre included ) so I can't think of them that way....

Also, no offense but why are these girls posing in an online meat market? Or agree to join a yacht full of guys they dont know? They make Katerina’s 3 attempts look classy and well done.

They are desperate. To gain fame, followers and make easy money.....
I wonder what their parents think.....

 

[suri24]

Totally agree with the suggestions on the best but the worst would definitely have to be Mr Missionary himself Christian Horner. He'd have no imagination, would bang on continually about how he's better than Toto and would definitely cry at some stage. Lando too wouldn't have a clue and would probably fumble for 60 seconds before you realised it was over.

I’m not sure about Horner, but Toto would be good I think the top three are Daniel, Lewis and Seb. Also with the young guys Lance I feel would be the kinkiest followed by Carlos and Pierre.
The worst is probably Max and Lando looks like he has zero technique and no staying power, the opposite of his driving

Charles would be ok i guess but he seems bland and vanilla and overly sweetly romantic

I thought the same thing, he seems boring tbh