Formula 1 Wags #178 On to Canada - Montre-aallllllll the Slaggin'!

[Louanne]

Y'know, people actually using my thread title suggestions on Tattle is probably one of my greatest achievements in life

Now come on, can someone poke the drivers for some scandal this weekend, PLEEEASSEE!!! It's been a long, hot, tiring week here.

 

[pastafasta]

Whaat? How were they being forced to marry?

Ok, forced is maybe not a good word, but maybe heavily pressured. Ever since Ana's wedding there was nothing but comments how they need to get married and when are they getting married and how they should get married. And I kinda feel like this was orchestrated since Caco's wedding to show them off more as a couple via her presence in Dakar or those faked paparazzi photos. And at the marriage stage it probably got to the point when they (or one of them) decided it was enough.

(and to be honest, I hate when couples are pressured into things even if they are in the most loving relationship ever. I hate questions like "when will you get married?" or "when will you have kids?" with passion as it's non of anyone's business and noone has to do things just because someone decides they should)

 

[matto]

Why can't any of the Ferrari boys ever stay single??

The lack of slagging makes me sick to my stomach

 

[Bobby1743]

Heidi sending messages to gossip sites?

 

[matto]

@OOps2022 this is for you

 

[Pole er bear]

I mean i did think it was because he saw a man in red and was already pre disposed

 

[matto]

Xavi, you are done.

HAH

I love u pole er

 

[pastafasta]

Ladies and gentlemen... it happened!

 

[Sebs Scooter]

How many dick jokes do we think Pierre makes in a single day? Gotta be double digits

 

[alnfitzg]

Having the week from hell 🥲 how are my girls x
Not seen any practice, are the rumours true? Are Ferrari actually decent here?!!

 

[scvlet]

nooo that’s so unfortunate

 

[pastafasta]

Shall we count them??? How many bad once are sold?!
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This is getting embarrassing now... and quite unprofessional that noone is publicly apologizing and offering some resolution.

 

[xoxogossip_girl]

sharl needs a comforting finger wag rn </3 where's mattia when u need him

Read this as he needs to finger a WAG.

 

[matto]

Oh god!

The definition of trying too hard

Ladies, we have hit a new level of awkwardness

 

[scvlet]

And our first sighting of Carlos and Rebecca

oh so this is actually happening ngl did not expect it at all

 

[Pole er bear]

Lily winning the flower game.... as usual

 

[kubnikol]

Late af, been real-lifeing

Yeah busy . You were out trying to find Luisa and take her for Mcdonald’s date

 

[pastafasta]

Oh gotta love that one lurker here that always runs off to whine to one gossip tumblr on anon (of course) about us. Oh boo-oo how brave you are - just for your reference, noone likes Kelly here, it's so cute how you always try to push this narrative when someone criticize some (probably your favorite) wag, just because you idolize her so much. We bad bad Kelly lovers, oh yes we are. /s
But anyway...

That's all - people just piss me off today

 

[matto]

 

[matto]

Shakira, PLEASE come get your mans