hello it’s me your resident expert on the hellscape that is online dating 🫡Off topic here but does anyone use Hinge? How are you supposed to swipe right if you’re interested? Do you have send a like to do that? I’m trying to get myself out there but got no clue how this app works lol
This is such a funny pic knowing full well he’s tried getting with all of them and failed with all of themyou know he wants to make this his profile pic on Tinder
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To be fair, this looks like something Sharl or Pear would love to borrowAs if he wasn’t bad enough what on earth is that outfit??
I need a boyfriend goddammit this is too adorable, I love them togetherHappy 1 year of squids
Remember how we thought Pear would slag it up this summer? Sigh, we were so young and naive back then
i love that men have to instantly give you a pop quiz when you say you’re into any kind of sport. i don’t have to prove myself to you mate. especially when it’s the most random stuff that they probably had to google themselves. i have that i like both f1 and nhl in my bio and some of the stuff i get askedOh God, this is an F1 equivalent of some man checking if women know what offside is in football when you mention you watch football
I was gonna say... getting more into Tiffany and Valtteri's summer than the Family Yacht trip (with max and tom)Oh no. Vallteri also loves tractors....
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Maybe they all get bored of the speed and want to compete in a tractorgp?!
what Pierre HearsLittle Mister ‘Ruin a man’s career just because he the best second choice we’d have’
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If something like this came out about Lando and Daniel I would burn tattle downthe direction of the article is odd. it also reads like a fanfic, as most of their articles do. i find it cringy and hard to get through ngl
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Do they have matching swimsuits too??need more vacay photos from these two
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Is this dinner or a cult initiation?Observations:
Ostrich feathers
skulls
Rose petals
Three settings are one color next to each other
I mean at least;its not mexican night? But I would have accepted Mila in a Sombrero
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