Formula 1 Wags #127 The Mystery of Clive Abiteboul

[aac_124]

My heart rate went

Maisie newprofile picture ??

 

[ImaLady]

What in the fruit shop is this epiphany

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Have we not established that Max is a little fruity?

 

[Blablabla29]

Oh that's was quick by alpine. Happy for oscar! Can't believe it is only day 2 of summer break But better be done with it before we are flooded by drivers and wag holiday and slaggy content, it would have been hard to follow

 

[OOps2022]

also, is it the right

But but but Lawerence is a mobster type and Zak is a cuddly fun guy

cuddly fun guys can be trickier cause you can never expect what they'll do, mobsters have rulez, you at least know if they like you or not right away

 

[MissF1]

Papa Stroll is probably more genuine

Well that’s not NOT true

 

[iona.a.smith]

FFS I hope McLaren and Zak Brown have a lawyer team like OJ Simpson

I mean…we pride ourselves in being the Kardashians of F1. So technically speaking…

 

[deadgirlinside]

Can I confirm general gist of Pastrami drama as I’ve missed out being at work:

- Alpine put out statement saying Oscar driving for them
- Oscar denies this (which is WILD when Alpine had put this out so publicly!)
- It seems McLaren are fighting Alpine as they say they had first dibs on Oscar?
- which basically adding fuel to the fire that Zak Brown’s ‘we want Danny to stay’ is BS and they’ve clearly had secret talks with Oscar?

Am I missing anything?

Who needs Netflix?

 

[imolathesecond]

I agree with what you’re saying I just don’t believe Oscar isn’t aware of the press release by Alpine at this stage

I don’t think he is either but that doesn’t make it any less real, is what I’m trying to say I guess? I don’t know man English is hard

 

[monza]

People on Twitter really think Oscar is in such a deep sleep he doesn’t know Alpine have announced him

Yeah it's absolutely logical a rookie and his manager are sleeping while they are being announced

"Hey Oscar, you got a f1 seat!!!!!!"
- whatever

Politely asking for a DTS scene of Max, Lando, Charles and their long ass contracts sitting back sipping tea whilst it all descends into chaos around them

I don't think Charles is peacefully sipping tea... Rakija is more likely for his situation

 

[pink-crystal]

Thought someone was getting caught out there

It’s DR in the pic through right?

 

[kubnikol]

@imolathesecond is really busy when she didn’t posted this here

 

[GossipingLily]

Took me a bit to catch up on just this thread but I had to come by to say something about Piastri! Do we think this means DR is safe at McLaren now?

 

[smooth_operator33]

DR to Haas is something I could live with, they're on a good trajectory, he'd bring in sponsors and much needed cash flow, with a hefty payout from McLaren in his back pocket, he'd be happy enough to take a paycut. He'd be in the Ferrari family, and in line for my manifestation of his Ferrari seat

following in Carlos’ footsteps again <3

 

[Minttu]

Yeah fuckers, so funny
Ha ha ha

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*I know it is. But

Love the new profile pic, mnz

 

[Blablabla29]

Nothing from Alpine at 2:41pm... Was hoping for more chaos

Well they decided to mess around knowing that everyone would talk about them
But i'm also disappointed i want more drama

 

[lucha.43]

Could this be true?! DR with Haas?!
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I would love this, Schumacher moving up, all French Alpine, Daniel and the Americans 🥹🥹

 

[OOps2022]

It's been a while but what the fuckity fuck is happening!

if Seb's announcement could be a sentimental heartbreak, Fernando added his spice to the situation and it's a domino effect and there we are LOL

also Clive is Cyril

 

[Ems_F55]

Logan sargeant to drive FP1 in Austin - Williams making a quick response to losing piastri if they thought they had him?

Was just about to share the tweet about that

 

[imolathesecond]

It's definitely not

Not really

I’ll save it for tomorrow

 

[Minttu]

Ah thank you it's an internal promotion so I know everyone there but I hate not knowing exactly what I'm going to be doing

In that case: you'll be doing great in just a few weeks