Fopperholic #97 Tattle is factual and her face isn't natural

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To me it screams "disrespect" from them.

They can't even be bothered to say/spell 2 whole words in full out of respect for not only an elder, but the Monarch

I agree- I dislike the phrase, but I 100% get where it’s come from. In my view the vast majority of people are only interested in a 4 day holiday and couldn’t give a flying fuck about the royals. Hence people making light of and giving it silly names.

I’m sure the queen is a lovely lady and has done a wonderful job over a lengthy period, but so has Betty the cleaner working two jobs for her whole life, and she’s been rewarded this year with 170% hike in her energy bills

Anyways back to Nicki. She’s had over 40 years on the earth and the best thing she’s come up with is ‘Fopperholic’

 

[Noisette Triangle]

Is this the ‘rollercoaster’ she’d posted about giving away? Clearly that was never going to happen..

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

She'll have games like how many boiled eggs can you eat in a minute.
Omlitte shaped Willie's and something yoghurt related

Pin the hifi bar on the loser

Guess the weight of the person next to you, to the nearest ounce

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Solo parenting with only nursery, the crèche and mad Mazza to help. How will the poor lamb manage?

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

She looks like an elderly WI member in those beige slacks!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Oh fuck off Nicola... its you not us with the problem

She's become a quote sharing hun at the age of 41 I'm waiting for the "just me and my kids from now on" status when Deux Mankles finally leaves her

 

[JJusa69]

If a person has to preface a perfectly acceptable question with "please don't block me" then you've got a reputation for being a bitch

 

[honey&lemon]

The reason she makes a big deal out of it is because she's never done it.... solo parenting... she'll still only have them few hours max as nursery...mazza 3 days then early bed.... has she not seen how Chelsea does this daily whilst doing a proper job... looking after sick husband.... she makes me tired all she packs into her days .. plus feeding everyone proper food....

Nicola is a 42 year old child unable to function with help

Those pics are so obvs posed.. 'now pull a scary cross face boy's for mummy to use on my Instagram '

“Nicola is a 42 year old child unable to function with help ”

that should be the next thread title

 

[honey&lemon]

Another hard days work trying on clothes too small for her. Sorry I mean ‘pretty fitted’

notice she hasn’t said sizes this time. Even she can’t deny there’s barely room for a protein fart in these trousers

 

[swipeupqueen]

Imagine putting your twins in nursery for the day so you can prance around playing dress up and looking a right twat

 

[Sparkle87]

The trouble with prikki is that she's completely unlikeable. She's just a chav with a credit card.

She doesn't appeal to someone like me who should absolutely be in her target zone of followers. I'm a stay at home mum (at the moment), I'm practically the same age as her, I'm into fashion, hair (I'm a blonde too!), beauty, make up, dieting. I have a boy the same age as her two, yet I can't stand the bitch. Never have liked her since I found her in like 2014.

She doesn't fit in with the wealthy influencers with all their designer stuff and detached houses (I'm convinced they all talk about her and laugh at her) she's a just a poundland version

She doesn't fit in with the working class mums with nice houses and cars (that they have worked hard for!) Who still like b&m and home bargains, because she brags constantly and looks down her nose at everyone. Unless you have a large following she's not interested at all.

She certainly won't appeal to anyone with real weight and money problems!! She makes herself an authority on every subject with very little knowledge. It's deeply unattractive. She's not even attractive. Men do not fancy her and women do not aspire to be her. So that market is out.

She needs to just accept her moment of fleeting glory is over and give up this nonsense of trying to have an online career. She's just too old fashioned for what she's trying to do.

Remember when hinch was really popular (not with me just in general on instagram ) and Nicola went to b&m and tried to a cleaning haul

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Soon as she said Grecian I pictured cream toga like dress so I bet you’re not wrong with her going dressed as a bride. I really really hope she’s that tasteless! Will make for excellent viewing honestly I’m happy to make it my Christmas AND birthday present for her to turn up in a completely Inappropriate dress

 

[JustWonderingIf]

She’s sooooo not cleaver (in other words, stupid). Surely the options to answer her question should be Yes or No? With the options she’s given she should also add -
Yes! don‘t like it
No! don’t want to

That ribena will taste as much like pornstar martini as much as one of her wheat bran cakes topped with an options mixed with fage tastes just like a double chocolate gateau with extra cream

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Fuck my life she’s a wreck.

Explore themselves to change your body and your mind? Is that right?
Shouldn’t it be their body and their mind?

Cba with fopperslag acting like a fully certified guru. The only certification she has it being a fucking CLOWN.

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Nothing more to be said

 

[Salmonshirt]

Is this the ‘rollercoaster’ she’d posted about giving away? Clearly that was never going to happen..

Is ‘these really hold their value’ her way of justifying how much she’s charging for it second hand?!

 

[MrsM79]

Shall I ask this?

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Another hard days work trying on clothes too small for her. Sorry I mean ‘pretty fitted’

notice she hasn’t said sizes this time. Even she can’t deny there’s barely room for a protein fart in these trousers View attachment 1262110View attachment 1262111

What the fuck does she look like

 

[Crazymummy]

So they are throwing cars… ok it’s outside and she commented it was stones a minute ago! Why not teach them not to throw! My son threw his toys he was told and and told if he threw his paw patrol pups again I’d take them off him… he threw them they were removed for 24 hours. Might seem harsh but what if they next throw those in the house and break something, she’ll then scream at them. They have no boundaries!!!

Ps. Great title!

 

[ChubClubThug]

I knew it!! You have to be a special kind of person to be able to genuinely connect and help others! That ain't YOU fopperbollox! You can't just do a fucking Wowcher course and think you know it all you are a nothing and a nobody and you'd be on minimum wage somewhere if you didn't have your husbands money!!

I want to know if she called time on that guy or did he give it up first, when he realised she's full of shit?

You only get hour sessions in therapy so what's she on about. Truth of the matter is she knows absolutely NOTHING outside SW, they did all the work for her she just had to regurgitate the information like a patronising cow.